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    Default Drunk Dial: Rules of Engagement

    1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.

    2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

    3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example: "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you"

    4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something.

    5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.

    6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.

    7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your ex's and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.

    8. You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain that you understand because you would still love you too!

    9. If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.

    10. It is always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.

    11. Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed... Never angry.

    12. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem".

    13. If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.

    14. Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing.

    15. If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to do your dialing.

    16. Drunk dialing to a foreign country is usually too costly to be a good idea. But if it feel like if you don't call this person you'll just die, break rule 15 and use a friend's phone.

    17. Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing.... Be prepared.

    18. When drunk dialing remember that "hanging out" at 3 in the A.M. usually doesn't involve cards it's probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when you're drunk..... "you want me to do what with your box? Play with it?"

    19. Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when you're far to drunk to be using electronics and you wont be able to drunk dial anymore that night.

    20. Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher, grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on Budweiser boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialers

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    Default Re: Drunk Dial: Rules of Engagement

    Done!!

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    Default Re: Drunk Dial: Rules of Engagement

    Guilty of #'s 1, 6, & 13

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    3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example: "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you"



    hahaha seriously thats great.

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    Default Re: Drunk Dial: Rules of Engagement

    Ha, I'm guilty of drunk dialing. I've said some shit to people I know well, much to my regret!

    I'm trying to give up drunk dialing altogether, because it's gotten me into serious trouble. If you're thinking of drunk dialing... please don't. Trust me, it's not worth it!

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    LOL...I am NOTORIOUS for drunk dialing and drunk texting. I always dread waking up the next morning and checking my outgoing call list to see who I called.

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    i'm guilty of number 16 - drunk dialed ireland. wish i could remember that night, everyone says i was a riot.

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    I'm guilty of so many of these its not even funny. My poor boyfriend.. wink wink j/k

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    17. Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing.... Be prepared.
    ^^HAHAHAHA what is muffin stuffing btw? It might be fun. Im guilty of drunk txting and dialing....its bad real bad. Its always something sex related anyways.
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    How strangely timely. Sunday night around 8pm and on the verge of drunk texting--or may have already.

    As someone who has received such missives, I hope my recipient(s) tonight are as charitable and good humored as I have been.

    E

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    Update:

    Must have been something with the tides last night. I drunk texted someone I used to date years ago--she lives elsewhere now, we have remained friends--warning her I might be drunk texting someone (my current impossible infatuation). My out-of-state pal left me a voicemail late last night. She herself was drunk, depressed and on the brink of drunk dialing a guy, the most recent one to break her heart.

    Ah well. Monday morning now. Happy in a way to have the mind-numbing structure of the work week.

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    Default Re: Drunk Dial: Rules of Engagement

    Maybe the mobile phone manufacturers should add a breathalyzer to the phones! That way if you blow above the legal limit (say 0.10) the phone won't dial!

    On second thought... naw, that wouldn't be any fun at all.

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    Default Re: Drunk Dial: Rules of Engagement

    I love the drunk dialiing. Or used to. Back when I had people to call (sniffle). Now I try to exercise self control. I actually always use to drunk dial an ex, not because I wanted to cry or talk about love or sex, but just because I liked to talk to him. He was always a pretty good sport about it.
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    Default Re: Drunk Dial: Rules of Engagement

    Ya know its bad because i think im guilty of just about all of them except the mcdonald's mom thing because my mom would hang up on me lol, Oh and never call a highschool crush and confess your undying love for them....years after the fact

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