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    I was thinking that I seriously need to write an article on bad first dates. Before coming up with the ten-minute rule (either party can call an end to the date after ten minutes due to any reason whatsoever. This saves everyone either a) a grueling, tediously painful date, or b) falling for someone who is dying to get away from you.

    Anyways, before this rule came into existence, one of the top worst first dates was where I met up with this guy from match who had a cute picture (ended up being from high school and he was in his early twenties.) I get there and he's gangly, has thinning hair and an oily scalp, and is wearing this really thick orange knit shirt. Orange?

    The worst part though that drew my morbid fascination before I lied about having to go out to a party with my girlfriend was his dark gray front tooth (that was mixed in with a seriously messed up grill). The gray was really dark and radiated out from the center. It was so bad that my eyes kept going by their own power to stare at his teeth when he was talking. I had to keep tearing my gaze away to look him in the eyes. He was by this time in his life working in a start up company and seemed to not be in financial distress, so I couldn't figure out for the life of me why he hadn't fixed it.

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    My worst first date was my own fault. I was 25 and met this 35 year old woman at a bar one night. We sort of hit it off, I got her number, called her, and we went out and saw a movie.

    I took her to see Alien 3.

    Which, if you haven't seen it, is the sequel in the Alien series. It features not only the usual carnage of the Aliens killing people, but also the an attempted rape, all set in a dark sci fi future prison.

    I don't know what what I was thinking...after the movie, she suggested I take her back to her place, and that was about it.

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    Yikes!! My guess as to why he didn't fix it is because he doesn't realize that there is anything wrong. He doesn't realize that it bothers people!

    I bailed out, literally, on one date. If I had stayed there for more than the 30 minutes that I did, it would have been a bad date! I left before it got to that point!

    Baling on a date might be considered uncool, but damn, there was no way in hell that I was gonna' stay for that!

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    First date: Years ago. Girl + Pot = Vomit in my lap. Add the result to never-talks-to-me-again and you get the answer... Lousy first date.

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    Hmm I havnt really had any bad dates.. except for the one where the guys car broke down and we were in the middle of the country and he kept talking about how hes attracted to younger girls... like im talking girls that look 13.. creepy.. thank god it was the end of the date and my mom showed up at that moment to grab me(I had called her on my cell to tell her the car broke down).

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    Boo. My worst first date was like five years ago... I went to the movies with some guy. The theater was right by the pier so we went for a walk afterwards. Some guys whistled at me from a truck that was driving by and he started screaming and chasing after them.

    THe worst part? I was young and stupid and thought it was "sweet". Ugh.
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    my worst was my first dance date ... 5 th grade

    and this kid Matt ..he was like a friend of mine since you know 5th grade you just crush on people and not full fledge date. And i was backwards so whatever.

    Anyways we are slowdancing to that song angel eyes..

    neither one of us had kissed before

    he went to kiss me and vomitted. I shit you not..all down the front of my dress thank GOD it didnt go in my fucking mouth ..I never got that first kiss from him


    He never ever talked to me after that. and I didnt have my first kiss till 16 after that incident

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    oh wait im going to throw my friends worst date on here...

    She had went out with this guy and they were driving around and she went to kiss him and i quote

    " id kiss you but my tooth might fall out "

    haha i had to add that.

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    The nearest major city was 60 miles away. His van had the window punched out after a brawl earlier in the week. There was saran-wrap covering the window.

    For 60 miles I had to listed to that saran-wrap flip-flaping through the countryside of Kansas. I had a terrible headache after and I couldn't hear right either.

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    lol lol i'd kiss you but my tooth might fall out lol lol i would have jumped out of the car and ran home. I can't think of my worst date right now but i will post it when i think of it.

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    When I was 17, I went to a movie with a guy I liked, and then we went back to his house to hang out. He said "Come here" and I thought he was going to give me a kiss, and he spit Mountain Dew in my hair! What an asshole. I was so mad. I slapped him, asked him what the fuck he was thinking, and hightailed it out of there. He tried to call me and apologize after that, but I wouldn't listen.

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    i've been pretty lucky as far as first dates go.

    i did have one pretty bad one once. i met a guy at friend's party and wasn't that into him, but i was a little down at that point too so i gave him my number.

    in real life he wasn't remotely attractive. unfortunately he did have a spectacular accent. so my plan to evade the date was foiled when he called me on the phone. hot accent - visual repulsion = trouble.

    when he picked me up i immeadiately regretted agreeing to see him (too bad i didn't have a 10 minute rule!) he kept raving about those awful harry potter books (sorry, but j.k. rowling may have a great imagination, but she needs a new editor...badly...and some writing courses) and telling me how he was a living adonis and so many agencies had tried to get him to model but he felt it was to superficial. (puh-lease!!!) that's what happens when you read kids fantasy books...

    plus he was obsessed with trying to kiss me all night. his breath was Awful. at one point he went in for a kiss and i actually turned my head and took a sip out of a completely empty glass just to avoid it! take a freaking hint buddy!!

    i thought i'd survived the night, but he was more persistant than i'd realized. on the drive home i was in mid sentance when, suddenly, his disgusting tongue was in my mouth. we weren't even stopped at a light!!! what the hell?!?! talk about taking advantage of a situation. i didn't even see it coming

    i was totally kiss raped!! plus he had the big moustache thing going on, which made it only that much worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart
    he went to kiss me and vomitted. I shit you not..all down the front of my dress thank GOD it didnt go in my fucking mouth ..I never got that first kiss from him
    ick.

    ick. ick. ick. ick. Ick.

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    I met the gal my junior year in college in some foreign language class I was taking just to get a mandatory credit for graduation. She wasn't so bad, it was just one of those nights where the stars were aligned all wrong.

    We were going to go to a spaghetti restauraunt and then a movie. Well after picking her up at her dorm, we parked my car in a parking garage and walked over to the restauraunt. So I'm chatting with her while walking, not paying attention to my surroundings and I'm about to pull the door open to the restauraunt and hold it for her when --BAM!-- someone coming out opens the door right in my face hitting me in the noggin and the nose. Nothing was bleeding, but oh God I was sore.


    So we order our food and despite my best efforts to be cool, she can obviously see that I'm reeling in pain. They bring us our spaghetti and I see that they've put the wrong sauce on mine, and its a sauce that I absolutely hate. I contemplate whether to just be smooth and go ahead and eat it, or complain to the waiter. I suck it up, and eat the shit, trying to scoop as much sauce off the spaghetti as possible.

    "Did they put the right sauce on yours?" she asks.
    "Yeah, oh yeah. They were just too generous with it."
    I just didn't want to make a scene in front of her.

    We go to the movie, which was pretty good despite the theatre sound system making my throbbing head pulse, and afterwards upon returning to the car, she notices that my right front tire is flat. "Why God why?"

    So there I am, splitting headache and all, attemping to put on my spare. She insisted that she help, but I had to be Mr. Man and do it myself. While I talked to her in class after that, we never did go out again. It was just as well because she transferred at the end of the semester.

    I think I can count the number of dates I've had since on my hands.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Pretty much all of them have been bad, I either got too drunk and slept with them and regretted it the next day, or something horrible went wrong during the date

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    Don't remember lol . Was so long ago maybe I had a bad one and I have blocked it out .

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    I went to school with a girl a few years back who told me she knew the "perfect guy for me." He was her fiance's cousin or best friend (or both) or something. Anyway, we all went out together (me, her, her fiance, and the guy I was paired with.) Well, her fiance was a cute guy with a good job and a great personality. She had a good catch. The guy she said was "perfect" for me was a total dweeb. I mean I tried to find something in him to attract me to him and nothing was there. He was just a dork and completely unappealing to me, not just physically but in personality too. The whole night drug on forever. When I saw her again at school she was like "what did you think?" I am thinking how could she think this guy is PERFECT for me??? wtf??? I hate getting fixed up. It always ends up bad but this was the worst.

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    I went on a dinner date then back to the guys apartment for drinks and talk. After some great conversation he wants to get physical then he has the audacity to whip out his cock and ask me to jerk him off.
    I excused myself and gave him the "Im tired" line and never called him again. So, much for wanting to meet a guy who can keep his cock inside his pants on a first date.
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    ^ LOL...a friend of mine fixed me up with this "super sweet, sexy guy". I was 24, and he came to pick me up from my apartment. I'd never met him before. I opened the door, and he stood in the hallway (he was pretty hot) with this huge overnight bag that looked like it had enough clothes for the whole weekend. I looked at the bag and I go, "Um...ok." And he dead-panned..."Well, you'll owe me big after the dinner I take you to. *wink, wink* It'll take a while to pay it off." I told him to wait a moment while I got my coat and closed the door and locked it. I went out the back door and left him waiting for me.

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    Hahah I love this thread already!!

    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    "Did they put the right sauce on yours?" she asks.
    "Yeah, oh yeah. They were just too generous with it."
    I just didn't want to make a scene in front of her.
    My brother, why is it when it comes to women and strip clubs, your natural bodily functions take a close second?!

    And listen to you people! So full of yourselves. Acting like you've never dished out a bad date. Well I've had bad dates, sure.

    I will however take the helm, and discuss one where I was the bad factor in the date. You should share if you remember one similarly.

    I remember one where my swan-like grace, dashing debonair, and superior linguistic skills where all on vacation...at the same time. Throw in a dash of lewdness, a cup of inexperience, and a weeks worth of embarassment, and you have the story I'm about to tell you.

    Thank your god I move through this life without regret.

    Some things just never change

    I picked her up promptly in my 1991 Hyundai Excel. She was 2 years older than me, and drop-dead gorgious. I had pizza in the car the day before and since I lacked the forsight to assume a girl would like a clean car, I was elated when she was nice enough to carry the box in and throw it out, after noticing it smelt like pizza. It was a dinner and a movie date. We went to grab dinner where, I discovered she was a comic book fan! We had much discussion here when she leaned in for a kiss, which to a 18 yo was amazing, (yes this was in high school) I was confused and proceeded to knock her soda down her dress. She must have been determined or something because at this point I felt like such a complete doofus that I excused myself after cleaning her up to regain my composure and presence of mind in the bathroom.
    We arrived at the movie theater (drive in) where things began to happen. Jackass me left the car in neutral and while negotiating her bra strap, noticed that we where in motion. Saved. We laughed about it but she acknowledged the mood died.
    During the movie I kissed her, and burped in her mouth. Skillz. She told me she liked me enough to strike this date completly from the record and to try again the following week.

    ON OUR SECOND DATE (Believe it or not) The cops busted us making out in a park. And they asked ME if I was ok and if everything was ok. I mean, I had long hair, but C'MON!!!!

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    With permission I am posting one from a girl I am seeing. This is a classic.

    This is a wonderful example of the types of males this armpit of a city has to offer. Yes I am one of them.

    She agrees to the date and picks HIM up because he's drunk and doesn't have a car. Why the date even began is beyond me, but in recounting this story I have grown a bruise in pointing out this little mistake.

    He sobers up during dinner, but being the utter goofball she is and being well programmed to make any bad time a good time she has completely drawn attention to his drunkeness. Things begin to improve so she decides to follow to his place for a movie.

    At this time, he proceeds to cuddle her on the couch. Then, I guess being how they are held, (I really don't get the explaination) but midway through the movie, he begins to pass gass. And due to the position, it's actually on her. She admits to assuming movement the first few times. Then a belch came, followed by another fart that trails with it an oder that she so eloquently describes as "Man-Beer-Farts". I don't drink beer, but apparently, farts and burps brought on by them carry a destinct identifying odor.

    The fourth fart in she pushes him aside and says:

    M: "Are you drunk?"
    Guy: "Not anymore"
    M: "Ok, Are you seriously busting ass on me? Like, ON ME."
    Guy: "I didn't think you would mind" <----CLASSSSSSIC
    M: "WHAT?! You're actually farting on me, repetitivly and you don't think I would mind!? How often do you date women that don't mind when you fart ON them?" *Leaves*

    Omg. Fucking hilarious.


    She has another one too about some dude who had to show her how rich he was. Like made her leave the bar that he bought like all the drinks for everyone, just to show her his porche, only to be pissed when she ignored him which resulted in an arm grab followed by a "Do you know who I am?!"

    But the fart one is funnier, and I'm sure you've all heard the "Do you know who I am?" line.

    Hahahah

    Man my worst first date received pales in comparison to all these. I'll share later.



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    Hmm worst one, that's difficult.

    But, here's a few I remember. Went thru an online dating phase, decided to date this returned missionary (oh the mormons, what a bad idea) thought that maybe he could keep it in his pants. So I saw his pic online, looked like a cute punk kid. So we doubled with his friend, they were cooking dinner at his apartment. He showed up to get me. He was about 5'10 and maybe 130 lbs. Scrawny, geeky, and wearing a silk shirt with flames on it. I should have closed the door at that point.

    So, I get to his apartment, hang out with his friends, they made asian food. NO ONE SPOKE! They all just sat and stared at me. Then, we roasted marshmallows in his fireplace and made smores (was kinda romantic) but he was SCARED TO DEATH OF ME! Finally he tried to kiss me, which was more like having his lips rub up and down on mine, he never moved them.

    Agreed to a 2nd date, which he had to cancel, he asked me to reschedule, the day he picked I was going out of town, so he never called me again, told his friend that I was a bitch.

    Ended up dating his friend for a few months lol.
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    Oh, and I forgot. My old roommates worst date:

    Goes to guys house, they fall asleep in his bed watching movies. She wakes up the next morning feeling really cold, and realizes that she's all wet. CUZ HE PEED THE BED! He didn't speak to her after that. lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    I looked at the bag and I go, "Um...ok." And he dead-panned..."Well, you'll owe me big after the dinner I take you to. *wink, wink* It'll take a while to pay it off."
    Maybe he wanted you to do his laundry?

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    I went out with a girl I met on webdate one night. Nothing big, just drinks. We kind of hit it off and things fell into place. Well, being in South Florida, we ended up on the beach.

    One thing led to another and, while we were kissing and taking eachothers' clothes off, I somehow got up, tripped and fell back down, landing on top of her with my penis firmly in her vagina.

    OK, so being the type of people who'll make a bad situation better we proceeded to have sex. It was nice...aside from errant the sand. The sun was rising and the surf was crashing. You know, beach shit.

    Something started to feel uncomfortable, though. I kind of looked over my shoulder while I was still pumping and, to my dismay, there is a man about 20 feet away, with his pants around his ankles, furiously masturbating while watching us.

    I whispered into her ear, letting her know about the inpropriety taking place only yards from our personages. We agreed that a hasty exit would be the right thing to do. We started gathering our clothes, while still fucking, of course and made ready to seperate and flee the scene.

    As we got to our feet, he did too. Still stroking. To the east. To the west. To the people he, apparantly liked best. He was strokin'


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    My worst date wasn't exactly our first date. I was in highschool, grade 12, and I was dating this guy who was in his first year of college. The first two weeks went fine. He was sweet and usually pretty shy and quiet. Then one day we were hanging out together at his place and we were laughing and joking. Playfully, I gave him a smack on the ass. He freaks out, punches a hole in the wall and was cursing and swearing at me. He storms out of the room and I am left standing there with his mom with a look of "what the fuck?" on my face. His mother says to me, "oh dear, I think his hemorroids have flared up again!"....she was right.
    A week goes by and his hemorroid issue is now under control and I know his awful secret. I think, not bad, I can handle his flare ups as long as I am warned of an impending outbreak! So one night we are having sex. He is jack hammering away on me, when he stops TO FART!!!!! Yes, in the throws of passion, he pauses and farts then proceeds to continue like nothing had happend!! That's what did it for me. If that doesn't kill a mood!

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