Sunday night i sat down with jim:

Jim: Wow! You smell great. What are you wearing?
Me: Sweat, smoke, and bone daddy.
Jim: Thats so sexy, give me a dance.

Monday is free hotdog night. i told Dale (manager)
"No one wants to buy the oscar myer truck if you are handing out the weanies for free!"

i can't wait to get back to work next weekend!