Ok, so I don't usually get too fancy with lap dances. But last night I was with a customer that's always a pleasure to dance for, (not grabby, perverse, weird, etc.), he's just a fun person in general. We had both been drinking and I told him about this move that I wanted to try on him. -(kinda like a vertical summer salt strattle) I did it and pulled it off nicely.
Later on, he wanted me to try it again. I didn't want to...coincidentally I had just finished explaining how my I would be too embarassed to dance nude...because I've got a big tail bone...yeah it's kinda big. haha. He was like Oh no way..no you don't, it's sexy...etc. etc. So I went ahead and did the move again. I actually cracked this guy in the mouth with my Tail Bone! He had a bloody lip from my ass!!!! I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry. It was horrible in a hilarious kinda way. I wasn't sure who to feel worse for him or me.
I didn't want to do it again, but he insisted. Whoops!![]()
Whatta Crazy Ass Klutz I am...sheesh![]()
Customers: This is why you never slouch!!! haha.



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I believe you Dottie and you have my support
What did he do?


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