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    My Bloody Move

    Ok, so I don't usually get too fancy with lap dances. But last night I was with a customer that's always a pleasure to dance for, (not grabby, perverse, weird, etc.), he's just a fun person in general. We had both been drinking and I told him about this move that I wanted to try on him. -(kinda like a vertical summer salt strattle) I did it and pulled it off nicely.
    Later on, he wanted me to try it again. I didn't want to...coincidentally I had just finished explaining how my I would be too embarassed to dance nude...because I've got a big tail bone...yeah it's kinda big. haha. He was like Oh no way..no you don't, it's sexy...etc. etc. So I went ahead and did the move again. I actually cracked this guy in the mouth with my Tail Bone! He had a bloody lip from my ass!!!! I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry. It was horrible in a hilarious kinda way. I wasn't sure who to feel worse for him or me.
    I didn't want to do it again, but he insisted. Whoops!
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    LMAO!!!!! Oh my god I almost fell off my bed reading this. (which would have hurt, considering I toppled off the stage onto the tip bar and smashed an ashtray with my ass yesterday) It's his own fault lol
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    Hehehe! What did he do?
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    LOL, well, he was in shock at first. LOL But then he kinda shook it off like it was nothing...and laughed. It was bleeding pretty bad until he went to the restroom to swish.

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    Oh well, that's what he gets! I get clumsy too, but have never tried any move like that and won't because I know it would be disastrous, much worse than your's. I'd probably accidently poke him in the eye or head with my heel on my shoe and puncture his head & kill him as clumsy as I am, and the bad part is, I used to be a gymnast-go figure! Whenever I stumble or fall or anything, I just giggle & say "oops, it must be that wine I drank" even though I'm totally sober. I think customers appreciate when you can laugh at yourself & it shows that us strippers really are human & not beautiful aliens like some think we are!

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    LOL! That's what he gets I reckon. Next time maybe he'll learn not to slouch down so much to get the "better view"

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    He said he was coming back in to see me tommorow. So we'll see how it goes... NO flips this time......well, unless he insists

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    Omg, that is seriously funny!

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    Uh, okay, haha on him for insisting your tailbone wasn't that big. I see humor in the irony there. But um, really, stuff like this is probably best left unattempted altogether but definitely should not be attempted while drinking. It's just gonna make something that's tricky that much trickier. What if you'd been the one hurt? That could impact your money. Plus, a customer who gets hurt has to explain the injury to whomever -- at the very least, to his friends and work colleagues, and at the very worst, to his wife or girlfriend. That could impact your money.

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    aww, that sucks...

    I can only do that move if the guy is tall. Im really tall, so if hes short, my tail bone will get his nose. lol. And i only do it with panties on.

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