Warning!: The following post contains images showing gratuitous amounts of beef slathered in ketchup, mustard, onions, and God only knows what else. If you are a vegetarian, vegan, or have any sense of nutritional conciousness, hit your back button now (unless you're on Atkins, in which case keep reading).
Well today happens to mark my eighth anniversary at my current job (as well as me turning 33 1/2), and I had the day off so I thought that I'd go celebrate.
My SC warchest is a bit low and I'm saving up for vacation anyway, so I figured that was out. I was going drive to Wichita and have a big disc golf day but between the heat and the wind, I wasn't up to it. I was going to go to the movies, but nothing good is playing. So I figured how else I could celebrate and came to the conclusion that I should go out for a nice meal.
Let me take that back, as a nice meal is the last thing I wanted. I wanted to go out for a nasty meal, something loaded with saturated fat and other artery clogging, life shortening intoxicants. I wanted the culinary equivalent of eating out a genital wart laden prostitute at a roach motel during her time of the month.
Of course, I eat that kind of crap at least once a week. I needed something over the top, something ostentacious, something that has my body crying upon first smelling it, "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND OR SOMETHING??!"
So I went out and found the biggest smelliest cheeseburger that I could find in town (that I could get for under $6 anyway).
I mean, just look at that thing. A whole pound of juicy, cheese laden scrumptiousness. I could barely hold the thing!! This thing is a meatball with buns. Now I just have to figure out how I'm going to take this thing down.
Oh, and if this ends up being my last post, you'll know what happened. Be sure to notify my next of kin, and tell them that I went happily.
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I believe you Dottie and you have my support


Thats got to be at least 3 days worth of calories. Tell us was it all that you dreamed for $6 worth of piled meat snuggled btwn 2 buns?


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