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    Life is short, eat it while you can!!

    Warning!: The following post contains images showing gratuitous amounts of beef slathered in ketchup, mustard, onions, and God only knows what else. If you are a vegetarian, vegan, or have any sense of nutritional conciousness, hit your back button now (unless you're on Atkins, in which case keep reading).

    Well today happens to mark my eighth anniversary at my current job (as well as me turning 33 1/2), and I had the day off so I thought that I'd go celebrate.

    My SC warchest is a bit low and I'm saving up for vacation anyway, so I figured that was out. I was going drive to Wichita and have a big disc golf day but between the heat and the wind, I wasn't up to it. I was going to go to the movies, but nothing good is playing. So I figured how else I could celebrate and came to the conclusion that I should go out for a nice meal.

    Let me take that back, as a nice meal is the last thing I wanted. I wanted to go out for a nasty meal, something loaded with saturated fat and other artery clogging, life shortening intoxicants. I wanted the culinary equivalent of eating out a genital wart laden prostitute at a roach motel during her time of the month.

    Of course, I eat that kind of crap at least once a week. I needed something over the top, something ostentacious, something that has my body crying upon first smelling it, "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND OR SOMETHING??!"

    So I went out and found the biggest smelliest cheeseburger that I could find in town (that I could get for under $6 anyway).



    I mean, just look at that thing. A whole pound of juicy, cheese laden scrumptiousness. I could barely hold the thing!! This thing is a meatball with buns. Now I just have to figure out how I'm going to take this thing down.

    Oh, and if this ends up being my last post, you'll know what happened. Be sure to notify my next of kin, and tell them that I went happily.
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    That looks soooo goood. Ok I can't help it, I'm a sucker for the greasy food as well. (once in awhile) But that...well, good luck. May your arteries survive another 33 1/2 years
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    Ewwww.

    That's gross! But, before I got to the photos I was already grossed out by your genital warts prostitute analogy

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    Lol, yea... thanksfor the genital wart/burger mental picture! ::shudders::

    That is an insane looking burger, though... I've never seen one like it.
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    That looks so damn good! Notice I said good, not good for you!

    I like to eat like that once every couple of weeks. Hell, even KFC floats my boat now and then!

    On the other hand, for lunch I'll ofteh have a salmon or tuna sandwhich, on whole wheat bread, with OJ and an apple. Kinda' balances out...

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    It looks disgusting to me.

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    You're only 33? I figured you to be much older because of your posts. Don't tell me you're single too?

    Oh, and congrats on the anniversary!


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    Now I crave Tommy's Burgers from Cali... dammit!


    Every year on my birthday, my regular takes me to the haunted restaurant in our town and I eat one or two orders of the largest prime rib they have. Rawr!

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    Mmmmmm the chocolate shoe!! I have wanted one of those for years!!!

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    nasty nasty have fun losing that extra 10 lbs. lol

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    I don't know. For some reason the words "colon cancer" are swirling aroud in my mind.

    Any idea why?

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    I think that photo can alone could cause weight gain.

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    Oh My God!!!! That looks so good I'm halfway out the door to the boardwalk burger joint!

    Please take out the prostitute part...you jacked up my foodie lust with that image!

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    Oh god I love a good burger. That beastly burger makes me horny. Thats got to be at least 3 days worth of calories. Tell us was it all that you dreamed for $6 worth of piled meat snuggled btwn 2 buns?
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    BTW, is that an In-N-Out "animal"?

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    *siiiigh* Alright because of this post (after saying it was gross too) I spent all night after work looking for a big juicyt burger... and ended up with a roast beef at Norms.

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    MMMM.....buuuuuuuuuuurger. It looks foul, but my tummy is rumbling at the same time. My kids don't like cheese on their burgers....that's just insanity. What shop is it from?
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