View Poll Results: ...Who would you be? (See post below for attitudinal synopsis)

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  • Chili Palmer

    4 13.33%
  • mr. punk

    5 16.67%
  • Sporty

    5 16.67%
  • JZ/GenWar

    8 26.67%
  • merely_lurking

    0 0%
  • yoda

    6 20.00%
  • TOO

    5 16.67%
  • Sh0t

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Thread: If you were a guy....

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    Default If you were a guy....

    Okay, this one is for the chicks who post over here.

    I’ll probably start a similar thread on pink, but this one will be more fun.

    If you were a guy, what kind of SC customer would you be? As you can see from the poll options, I’ve used some of our favorite SCJs as models for club behavior.

    As disturbing as this is, I’m pretty sure I’d be Sporty. With, perhaps, the occasional mr. punk moment. I know. Horrifying, isn’t it?

    I’m a little too mysophobic to be CP. I love strippers too much to be Sh0t. I understand Humbert too well to be yoda. I wouldn’t be musician-cool enough to be ML. I’d be too insecure to be TOO: Even if I had ample disposable income, I’d want to be absolutely sure that the lovely young things liked me for me. {Not, of course, that TOO isn’t perfectly capable of charming the…um…pants off a woman all on his own. He is. (I would just prefer that he didn’t. I mean, not unless I got to be involved in the charming and the shedding of the pants and...whatever else might ensue henceforth. But that’s another story! ) The point is that I would not be nearly so magnanimous: I'd be one of those paranoid rich guys who doesn't really believe that anyone would hang out with him if he wasn't loaded. I’d marry my HS sweetheart, the one who loved me before I made it big. Then I'd cheat on her left and right with the hotties who wanted my cash. But they wouldn't mean anything to me. Oh my god, I am so glad I'm not a guy.}

    And finally, I must admit: I am not nearly sane enough to be JZ or GenWar.

    What about you?
    "Doc still loved true things, but he knew it was not a general love and it could be a very dangerous mistress." - John Steinbeck, Cannery Row


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    I had to look up what "mysophobic" meant.

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    Default Re: If you were a guy....

    Hmm, fun topic.

    I'd be one of these three. NoCoverLover, Casual Observer, or The Other Owner.

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    Default Re: If you were a guy....

    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolina
    As disturbing as this is, I’m pretty sure I’d be Sporty.
    Oh no, then I'd have to be you, because I'd have no other place to go. Having been Sporty, I'd know how to take all your money. But I'd be sluttier than I needed to be to get it, because that's more fun.

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    Damn. I hate that this went up before I found out if my poll would work. You can't have more than 100 characters and it's fucking me up.

    OK, gimme a minute, I have to think....
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    Okay, here goes:

    1) CP: "If I can't bust a nut in a bodacious and beautiful BBW, why bother?"

    2) mr. punk: "Save the SS for someone who cares and commence with the cockgrinding...biatch!"

    3) Sporty: "Tiny teens with tragic tales and twisted minds. 'Nuf said."

    4) JZ/GenWar: "I'm a loyal guy, but damn I appreciate the attentions of charming stripper who's got good game. In moderation, of course."

    5) ML: "I go to clubs just to hang out, but I usually end up dating one of the girls--because what stripper doesn't want a hot musician who occasionally needs to be bailed out of jail?"

    6) TOO: "Mission: To singlehandedly compensate for the shortcomings of my entire gender cohort, through chivalry, extreme generosity, and general goodwill toward strippers and Hooters waitresses alike."

    7) yoda: "A mature woman with an exotic accent and an open...er...mind can empty my wallet anytime."

    8 ) Sh0t: "I don't go to clubs. Stripper pussy is overrated, my woman is hotter, and frankly, I'd rather have waffles."
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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Oh no, then I'd have to be you, because I'd have no other place to go. Having been Sporty, I'd know how to take all your money. But I'd be sluttier than I needed to be to get it, because that's more fun.
    Okay. That was a mindfuck.

    (We need a smoking smilie.)
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    I voted Sporty.... Cause he's like me, only with a bigger tool.
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    Default Re: If you were a guy....

    Nic great thread.

    Actually, I'd love to be a combination of several of these guys since I cant carry it on my own.

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    Default Re: If you were a guy....

    I'll pass.
    I already AM a bit of a combination of most of 'em.

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    Default Re: If you were a guy....

    Not to get into fanboy mode, but Nicolina's posts are always terribly interesting and entertaining.

    As we await additional responses from her target demo, I'll chime in as a junior junkie (5 nights of clubbing in the last 7 - special circumstances dictated this flurry of activity of course ) who is actually in the process of determining the type of "career" he wants to have.

    I would love to take a night out with most of these gentlemen, just to see how they work a club. (As well as many other of the posters here -- FBR is a glaring omission -- w/ his tables of "flockettes," he presents the very picture of rip-roaring fun in a SC.)

    That said, I think I would have to go w/ Punk, for two simple reasons:

    - he always optimizes his mileage
    - he keeps it in the club (from the posts I've read)

    That's not to say that OTC doesn't intrigue/interest me, it just makes me nervous as hell, on many levels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GenWar

    Course I could have spent the time on the Vegas TR but 5 days, 8 clubs and one MAGICAL dancer might be too daunting a task. Even for the TR machine that is me.

    -gen
    For strictly self-serving reasons (I am heading to Vegas in just a few weeks), I really hope that you decide to share your experience there -- even just the Cliff Notes version (I'm aware this is akin to asking Pynchon for a Reader's Digest feature)

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    Quote Originally Posted by dayzed
    Not to get into fanboy mode, but Nicolina's posts are always terribly interesting and entertaining.
    awww, thanks, d.

    FBR is a glaring omission -- w/ his tables of "flockettes," he presents the very picture of rip-roaring fun in a SC.
    Well, in no way did I mean to pass over FBR. Nor was it meant to be a comprehensive list of Our Favorite SCJs--just the ones who best embodied certain Philosophies of Stripclubbing. I do think that FBR generally falls into the JZ/GenWar category of thoroughly enjoying himself while keeping his, um, nose clean and keeping things in perspective...though he is set apart by his OTC/HG action (as we all know, GW, nothing that happens in Thailand--or really anywhere in SE Asia--counts. ). I'd say FBR's niche is kind of unique, not necessarily characteristic of a certain distinct "type" of junkie.

    What do you think, FBR? Care to sum up your own Philosophy of Clubbing?
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    Hmm.
    I actually thought about this. I think I would go with TOO. I don't actually care that much if people like me (although that could be mindless and groundless confidence - like why wouldn't they like me? I'm very nice. Once you get to know me) and I find it very gratifying to make people happy (I know. I am so damn girly. I need to shave my head or buy a muscle shirt or something). It is much more profitable to do that as a stripper than customer though, so all things considered I think I might just stay where I am. And I have no self control, so the enjoyment in moderation things would never work out for me (as much as I adore JZ and Gen - what can I say - I'm weak.) On the other hand - I also do like waffles.
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    I'm gonna have to go with sh0t... if I were a guy, I'd definitely have been forever disillusioned by my first disappointing RIL experience by now, and probably would abstain from coming back for more. I'm all for staying home with the honey and eating waffles, too.
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    Default Re: If you were a guy....

    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolina
    7) yoda: "A mature woman with an exotic accent and an open...er...mind can empty my wallet anytime."
    Wow, did I really say that? Sounds like...me...

    Though in the interest of full disclosure I should note that my latest fav is of Filipino descent, US born with a So-Cal accent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolina
    2) mr. punk: "Save the SS for someone who cares and commence with the cockgrinding...biatch!"
    cockgrinding? That's gilding the lily if i ever heard it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    Though in the interest of full disclosure I should note that my latest fav is of Filipino descent, US born with a So-Cal accent.
    WTF, I didn't see that coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    Wow, did I really say that?
    Nope, not to my knowledge. That's just my synopsis of your Philosophy of Clubbing. Glad to know I hit the mark.

    Though...Anyone who feels misrepresented may feel free to correct me. (I've a feeling mr. punk will do just that. Come to think of it...Perhaps I made him sound too PL-ish? )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    Hmm.
    I actually thought about this. I think I would go with TOO.
    Cool. I think he'll like that. You're a better woman than I.

    And hey! Then you'd be my man. Awesome.
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    I already have a fully-formed customer identity of my own thanks to, um, assessing the marketplace. I guess I'm like GenWar. I'll give anyone a shot, but appreciate good game and SS ("Oooh, yeah, I can totally see you stripping! Your ass is so hot!").

    However, I will ask for dances. Usually because I see what I like and I want it now (Speaking of which, I have to thank TOO for accomodating my desire for instant gratification and calling up my favorite peeler at Sapphire).

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    QUOTE=Susan Wayward:
    (Speaking of which, I have to thank TOO for accomodating my desire for instant gratification and calling up my favorite peeler at Sapphire).
    ------------------
    Now, if THAT ain't a TR waiting to happen.

    God, I *LOVE* Sapphires. I have a blast almost every time I go. The DJ there, Lance, is the absolute best DJ I have ever experienced.

    -gen
    "See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    I voted Sporty.... Cause he's like me, only with a bigger tool.
    I think Katrine said "more of a tool." That is not a good thing.

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    dayzed, thanks for bringing my name up. Since I haven't had a flock in quite some time...well, maybe a mini-flock every once in a while...you must have been venturing into the Archives...which are fun to read on a rainy Saturday afternoon when the pressure is off to do lawn work Ahhh...those were the days....at least from a drama/adreneline rush standpoint. It was fun in a stressful kind of way

    nic, your analysis of me was pretty much on point, at least where I'm at today. I've had some Mr_P moments, though, which are another story. Did I ever tell you guys about the time I got this dancer back in the dark room and.....nevermind LOL And my ex-Indy ATF reminds me of Sporty's preferences for spinners She will always be my ATF despite my infatuation with Miss D/lotion/RR fun.

    Good or bad, I'm a welcome face at the club from a dancer point of view, just like Jay, Gen, Yoda, Doc etc are at the clubs they visit. I dont think the dancers view me as too much of a retarded PL customer since they are all over me if Miss D dares to go to the bathroom LOL And I'm talking exposing all their charms in the brief time it takes Miss D to pee LOL Even though they are swarming, I believe, somehow they know that the best they can hope for are the scraps while Miss D gets the meat and potatos. A couple of the dancers, notably the Russian, would take Miss D's place in a heartbeat but I suspect the others aren't prepared to move to that level. Every other Saturday...lunch...RR lotion creative drawing on her back and ass...rubadub showers afterwards....thats a strong comitment

    Well, enough of me highjacking the thread. But I have to admit, I'm jonesin for a pithy quote that, in one or two sentences, nails me down pat. I'm referring to those posted by nic (nic, you write so well you give me wood if you dont mind me saying ) And my bud Jay who knows me better than anyone else here could contribute but most likely he will say "FBR, bud, chill...you are having a moment" which of course I am...somebody left a stray six-pack in the fridge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolina
    I’d be too insecure to be TOO: Even if I had ample disposable income, I’d want to be absolutely sure that the lovely young things liked me for me.
    I have tried to be the fun guy a dancer went to after she made serious champagne money off someone she didn't particularly like. They need to express disdain for these wealthy men after being bought, even to the point of giving me more for less to prove they can't just be bought. This continued experience made me way too insecure to be TOO (although he seems totally secure).
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