Okay, this one is for the chicks who post over here.
I’ll probably start a similar thread on pink, but this one will be more fun.
If you were a guy, what kind of SC customer would you be? As you can see from the poll options, I’ve used some of our favorite SCJs as models for club behavior.
As disturbing as this is, I’m pretty sure I’d be Sporty.With, perhaps, the occasional mr. punk moment. I know. Horrifying, isn’t it?
I’m a little too mysophobic to be CP. I love strippers too much to be Sh0t. I understand Humbert too well to be yoda. I wouldn’t be musician-cool enough to be ML. I’d be too insecure to be TOO: Even if I had ample disposable income, I’d want to be absolutely sure that the lovely young things liked me for me.{Not, of course, that TOO isn’t perfectly capable of charming the…um…pants off a woman all on his own. He is. (I would just prefer that he didn’t. I mean, not unless I got to be involved in the charming and the shedding of the pants and...whatever else might ensue henceforth. But that’s another story!
) The point is that I would not be nearly so magnanimous: I'd be one of those paranoid rich guys who doesn't really believe that anyone would hang out with him if he wasn't loaded. I’d marry my HS sweetheart, the one who loved me before I made it big. Then I'd cheat on her left and right with the hotties who wanted my cash. But they wouldn't mean anything to me. Oh my god, I am so glad I'm not a guy.}
And finally, I must admit: I am not nearly sane enough to be JZ or GenWar.
What about you?




With, perhaps, the occasional mr. punk moment. I know. Horrifying, isn’t it?
{Not, of course, that TOO isn’t perfectly capable of charming the…um…pants off a woman all on his own. He is. (I would just prefer that he didn’t. I mean, not unless I got to be involved in the charming and the shedding of the pants and...whatever else might ensue henceforth. But that’s another story!
) The point is that I would not be nearly so magnanimous: I'd be one of those paranoid rich guys who doesn't really believe that anyone would hang out with him if he wasn't loaded. I’d marry my HS sweetheart, the one who loved me before I made it big. Then I'd cheat on her left and right with the hotties who wanted my cash. But they wouldn't mean anything to me. Oh my god, I am so glad I'm not a guy.}
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