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    I've been dancing for about 3 weeks now and last night was so funny I had to share. Last week this creepy guy came in and was bragging about being a doctor, all of his money and sleeping with strippers. He had tons of 100's on him that he was waving around, the problem is he doesn't spend them.. and he's an asshole. Last night he came in again and as I walked by he just randomly told me he drank 32 shots of tequila that night.. Ummmmm, I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure you'd be laid up in a hospital bed somewhere if you drank that much. On with the story though, I get up on stage and that guy was sitting at the bar, all of a sudden I heard a loud bang and when I looked over he fell out of his seat and was laying on the floor! To make it even better nobody even helped him up.. I don't think I've laughed that hard in my life

    Anybody have any similar stories?

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    Ha ha ha! Asshat

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    Lollllll

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    LMAO sounds like the loser that frequents my home club

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    How bout the time a drunken, loud, obnoxious custie came in,was groping girls left and right all night, wandering in and out of the ladies room, etc. Had about six-seven pitchers of beer (by himself!) and decided it would be funny to jump out of a dark corner and scare the waitress. Not the smartest idea. She let out a blood-curdling scream, and he jumped backwards, whacked his head, and passed out. The whole club applauded.

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    what a looser... guys like that should be banned from entering the club.... but little did you know he had allegedly had 32 shots of tequila....

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    I sometimes take a dancer to stag shows.

    She does a domination spot where she puts a ball gag on a volunteer, ties him over a chair, takes his trousers down and whips him. I have to say she's got a bit of a private liking for that anyway, so occasionally gets a little carried away.

    Anyway, she ties this guy up and starts to whip him. It's a bit painful for him so he tries to move his bum out of the line of fire by waving it too and fro. (He can't speak because of the ball gag).

    She thinks he's waving his bum about cos he's enjoying it, so she whips him harder. He waves his bum about even more cos of the pain....She whips him yet harder....

    Lets just say, I don't think this guy was going to be sitting down for a day or two.

    Phil.

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    Uh-oh, you might be labeled as "mean spirited strippers" like that other post!!! Cry me a river right? Haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherry_sin
    How bout the time a drunken, loud, obnoxious custie came in,was groping girls left and right all night, wandering in and out of the ladies room, etc. Had about six-seven pitchers of beer (by himself!) and decided it would be funny to jump out of a dark corner and scare the waitress. Not the smartest idea. She let out a blood-curdling scream, and he jumped backwards, whacked his head, and passed out. The whole club applauded.

    I have had a HORRIBLE day...and this post has helped me mentally more than you can possibly imagine. I laughed till it my throat hurt... Thanx Boo! You made my day, girl!!
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    That was the cat's ass funny! Everybody should have that kind of "revenge"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nephele
    That was the cat's ass funny! Everybody should have that kind of "revenge"!

    -- Nephele

    hehehe cats ass funny!
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    Do guys really think they impress us by waving money around? Usually a guy doesn't have any real amount of money when they talk about how much they have. IMO if a custy has a lot of money they don't wave it around, talk about how much they have, and they don't have a big stack of bills sitting on the table. This might be a little off topic: I had a guy ask me if I wore real diamonds. I told him not in the club(don't want to lose them) So then he asked if I wanted real diamonds. Didn't I just tell him no. Then he asks me what I thought about $2,500 I said "Well that's really not that much. Why?" Mind you he's dresed in a cheap suit fake jewls etc. His jaw drops. "Not that much?! Damn honey I was gonna give that to you tonight. But, you're being rude." I say, "Oh I'm sorry I forgot to thank u for your $2 tip." Are ppl. really this stupid?! Sure he was going to give me 2,500. What a dumbass.
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    Hehe...The bragging losers are almost always a waste of time, they are usually cheap bastards, worthy of nothing more than a quick laugh. Are we REALLY supposed to be impressed!??
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    Why does he have a headset on his head, like Janet Jackson or some shit?
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    why does Janet Jackson have a headset on her head?!

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    I just loath the men that do that money thing., Oh look at me I have 300 bucks and look and see it ...but I can't buy you a drink..or go to stage to tip..

    those guys never get any attention unless it's from the newbies.. because any experienced dancer after she sees he's bragging about the amount he has., she just knows he's not going to be spending so she walks off.

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    ^ exactly. This thread reminded me of the time I had a complete loser at my rack. Drunk as hell and waving around his wad of twenties, fanning it out in his hand and going on and on about how he could give it all to me if he felt like it. The other customers kept shaking there heads and urging me to grab it all out of his hands. I just ignored him. I doubt he spent a dime all night.

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