I've been dancing for about 3 weeks now and last night was so funny I had to share. Last week this creepy guy came in and was bragging about being a doctor, all of his money and sleeping with strippers. He had tons of 100's on him that he was waving around, the problem is he doesn't spend them.. and he's an asshole. Last night he came in again and as I walked by he just randomly told me he drank 32 shots of tequila that night.. Ummmmm, I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure you'd be laid up in a hospital bed somewhere if you drank that much. On with the story though, I get up on stage and that guy was sitting at the bar, all of a sudden I heard a loud bang and when I looked over he fell out of his seat and was laying on the floor! To make it even better nobody even helped him up.. I don't think I've laughed that hard in my life![]()
Anybody have any similar stories?



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