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    Totally Hypothetic ..I swear

    I was smoking last night when I thought of this, so I decided to wait until later to see if I would want to post this. I have another one that I'll post after this(high thoughts of JustJayda), so check for it too.

    Okay anyway...

    Let's say you got caught by your sig. other(married) in bed(kitchen table, couch, wherever), having sex with another person, and during the ruckus your sig. other kicks the person you were sexin' out of your house naked.

    It's dark out, and you reach for the kicked out person's clothes, so you can at least throw them outside to the poor naked soul.

    As you do this, your sig. other(who you do want to stay with) tells you, that if you give that mother-phucker those clothes, you are effectively choosing them over me, and its over between us for good!!!

    Considering you actually believe your sig. other....What would you do? Would you let the person stay outside/drive home naked, and fend for themselves, or would you throw the clothes out anyway.

    What if the person's car/house keys were still inside your house as well, what would you do???
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    I don't think being naked outside is that big of a deal. Granted, if your SO kicked out a female then I'd worry about her safety moreso than a man, but really-- any person just has to go to the house next door, do a recapped version and maybe clean it up for some sympathy to borrow the phone to have someone come and pick them up.

    And really, if you're having an affair and your SO says that you'd be picking them over him because of you throwing out their clothes....um, then he's a rather forgiving sort then, isn't he?

    This situation seems implausible because if you're caught having sex with someone besides your SO, you HAVE already chosen that person over your SO so the clothes and keys is kind of a moot point by this time.

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    Why blame the other person for your mistakes? Give 'em their clothes!
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    If the hypothetical "naked friend" gets caught by the police, s/he will incriminate you ("This is what happened officer..my clothes are in that house...") thereby causing more trouble...throw the clothes out.
    Off-topic, what kind of things are you watching while boking, Jada, which prompts such thoughts?....(I watch CNN, which indicates how truly boring I am...LOL)

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    At least then they won't press charge on the SO....
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine
    If the hypothetical "naked friend" gets caught by the police, s/he will incriminate you ("This is what happened officer..my clothes are in that house...") thereby causing more trouble...throw the clothes out.
    Off-topic, what kind of things are you watching while boking, Jada, which prompts such thoughts?....(I watch CNN, which indicates how truly boring I am...LOL)
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    Actually, I was talking to my friend in Tampa, he was telling me how had recently had three girls run a "train" on him, while his wife was visiting her family in Alabama. I asked him if he ever thought of his wife returning early etc., and , even after our phone convo, I was still over analyzing the whole(brazen) concept I guess.
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    Ugh. I hate hearing stories likes these.


    Oh, and I kick him the fuck out first and dump ALL his shit out and burn it maybe(if I had the time).

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    "Totally Hypothetic" My ass!

    Run a train?! WTH IS THAT?! HAHA.

    ok first off I don't believe in cheating. I believe it's just a variation of disrespect. Well if you're in a relationship that assumes monogamy and you break that, you're disrespecting the person who placed that trust in you. That carries a higher damage to personal integrity in my opinion.

    I can't believe in the validity of this weed-induced hallucination but I would say:

    If I where Sig. O. (being allegedly male). I'd probably chuckle while she freaked out. I'd be amused by considering what she's thinking, knowing I wouldn't do a damned thing about it. I wouldn't have removed the guy from the bed. Hey, if he's the better lay/man I've got no problem. But I'd just leave, and it would take serious legal action for me to say one word to her.

    If I where the other guy? Hope the SO isn't the jealous type. Being obviously wrong in this scenario, I'd walk home naked. Ain't no shame in my game. Hopefully if this happens, I'll have achieved Vyanka's Polish Lustpuppet status and use my genitals to light my way home. If the SO assaults me tho? He'll pay in teeth. Or I'll die trying. I mean she's fucking me, so she's got good taste one would think well... now who's hallucinating?

    If I where her? I'd through the dude the clothes... and to piss off the S.O. for thinking he could hand me an ultimatum, I'd shout for the guys address so I could head over and finish later. Then maybe offer to pay for breakfast at Tiffany's.

    But then again, I just would never be in this situation. Sex is not worth my health. Even a TRAIN of it... (did I use that right?)

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    ^ Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka
    ^ Lol
    Hardy-phuckin-har^^^

    Sounds like YOU are the one hallucinating Mast!

    It's just what I said it is. I had a phone convo, and starting thinking afterward. I
    don't have to change any names to protect the "innocent"

    It's really not that hard to grasp.
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    Jayda...c'mon....
    we've ruined panties together...
    YOU KNOW I was ANYTHING but serious.

    I have my own morals you have yours. I have no right to tell you mine are of greater value... I just mentioned them. And all of it was humor. Well serious undertones...but meant to make you laugh.

    I'm just here to squander your panties budget!

    and I still don't know what it means to have a train ran on me
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda
    Hardy-phuckin-har^^^

    Sounds like YOU are the one hallucinating Mast!

    It's just what I said it is. I had a phone convo, and starting thinking afterward. I
    don't have to change any names to protect the "innocent"

    It's really not that hard to grasp.
    Mast was being silly as usual. He wasn't judging the situation, he just stated what he would do but with some funny into it.

    Oh & he wants to know what the train saying means.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarvelGirl View Post
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    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

    The end.

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    If I really wanted to be with my SO I wouldn't have cheated in the first place so at that point it wouldn't matter. I'd give the poor dude his clothing.

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    Actually, I was talking to my friend in Tampa, he was telling me how had recently had three girls run a "train" on him, while his wife was visiting her family in Alabama. I asked him if he ever thought of his wife returning early etc., and , even after our phone convo, I was still over analyzing the whole(brazen) concept I guess.

    greeaat. I am a single girl living in Tampa. I hope I never meet this fucking asshole.

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