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    LOL..Zestfully Clean

    A friend of mine wrote this & it's friggin' hilarious. He's a nutso. I have to share.

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    Default Re: LOL..Zestfully Clean

    that zest soap commercial. They say you are not fully clean unless you are zestfully clean" this is really terrifying on so many levels if you examine the statement.

    Not only is it a huge insult because they are saying that I am not clean, I am dirty, I havent been clean my whole life up until the point I purchased zest soap today from the westfeild drug fair. Its also creating paranoia that you cant be clean unless you buy there soap. Instilling fear in the buyer. Further more please dont be mistaken dove, axe and other soap brands. This is not a friendly competition for zest they are out for BLOOD and is flat out saying that your soap is garbage and no soap anywhere on earth can make you fully clean unless its zest. Figuratively slapping every other soap company in the FACE!.
    What if you do not have zest with you? What if some how zest goes out of business??? Sorry you ARE NOT CLEAN. You feel ashamed of yourself. You dont want to be in public because you did not use zest soap and you are not fully clean. Before you know it you loose your job you dont want to be around people in public you feel ashamed about not being fully clean so you deicide the hell with ever washing again, you never bathe I mean whats the point?!?!!?!? You can scrub your body with brillo till your skin peels off but your still not fully clean. ( according to the ZEST corporate brainwashing)


    Why try to do something if you know you can never do it right. Why try to be clean if you can never be fully clean1?!! You are covered in mud and garbage you cant find a job you seclude yourself from your friends and family take to the street start shooting up heroin to escape the mental mind games that zest has melted into your once sharp brain. All because of zest! Sounds crazy and far and far fetched.?.

    Yes maybe slightly but who is to say that it couldnt happen? You? !

    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO the FUCK are you?! Yeah thats what I thought.. Dont judge my freeinddont judge No im not mad at you im just saying who are you. Anyway.

    I really am against this kind of brain washing in commercials and it truly saddens me that they feel there product is so inferior that they need to resort to insults and a form of mind control.


    Why not just say Zest soap is really great we think if you try it you will enjoy using it and may want to purchase it on a regular basis
    NO

    They have to say



    YOU
    ARE
    NOT
    CLEAN


    Unless. You use our soap. The choice is yours.
    dirtbag


    Anyway just something I thought about today, Being the master of the mind that I am and having a mental steal gate surrounding my brain that can not be perturbed by outside influence of bullshit soap brainwashing I have tried zest today and I would like to make a statement that can be put on the record and made public and used by any one that deems it necessary to publish.

    Zest is like a bar of soap with perfume injected into it. Not only do I not feel like this is the cleanest day of my life. (Which I should according to there add seeing I have never been fully clean until this day) I actually feel less clean.

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    You heard it from me because I love all of you. I love you so much xoxoxoxo

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    Default Re: LOL..Zestfully Clean

    Well, it doesn't say that using Zest soap is the only way to be zestfully clean. From the Mirriam-Webster dictionary definition of "zest" (relevant definitions highlighted):

    Main Entry: zest
    Pronunciation: 'zest
    Function: noun
    Etymology: obsolete French (now zeste), orange or lemon peel (used as flavoring)
    1 : a piece of the peel or of the thin outer skin of an orange or lemon used as flavoring
    2 : an enjoyably exciting quality : PIQUANCY
    3 : keen enjoyment : RELISH, GUSTO
    So this would suggest that being "zestfully clean" wouldn't necessarily mean using Zest soap; it could be any state of enthusiastic, enjoyable cleanliness. I personally find a keen enjoyment in a good, thorough shower and the way I feel afterward, so according to this definition I am still zestfully clean even though I'm using St. Ives vanilla shower gel.

    So all is well, and your friend needn't worry.

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    Default Re: LOL..Zestfully Clean

    to each is their own..... i personally have never really been a "zest" fan... in fact i hardly ever see it on the shelves at the store.. its either A)extremly popular and in demand or B)no one wants to buy it and stores are discontinuing it in their stores..... Who knows?????

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    I don't like that soap at all! I have at least 3 other brands that I prefer to that stuff.

    Vyanka, I'd say you're taking the whole thing a bit too seriously...

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    Default Re: LOL..Zestfully Clean

    Quote Originally Posted by NoCoverLover
    I don't like that soap at all! I have at least 3 other brands that I prefer to that stuff.

    Vyanka, I'd say you're taking the whole thing a bit too seriously...
    I didn't write this. It was a friend of mine. I just thought it was funny. It's a joke too.
    Last edited by Vyanka; 06-24-2006 at 09:46 AM.

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    Default Re: LOL..Zestfully Clean

    ^That's how I took it.

    Zest ads piss me off though and I hate their soap...too intense.

    I'm a Dove girl

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    You know vyanka....some things really hurt people.

    Zest raped my mother.

    Then killed my father.

    While I watched. It just covered me with suds.... then told me he'd come back for me if I ever said anything.

    *Cries*

    Stripperseriousweb.com today
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: LOL..Zestfully Clean

    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    You know vyanka....some things really hurt people.

    Zest raped my mother.

    Then killed my father.

    While I watched. It just covered me with suds.... then told me he'd come back for me if I ever said anything.

    *Cries*

    Stripperseriousweb.com today
    ..... Marry me.
    Last edited by Vyanka; 06-24-2006 at 07:57 AM.

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    Default Re: LOL..Zestfully Clean

    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka
    I didn't write this. It was a friend of mine. I just thought it was funny. It's a joke too.
    Sorry, I need to read more carefully.

    I missed that. You even said that he was a bit nuts!

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    Default Re: LOL..Zestfully Clean

    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    You know vyanka....some things really hurt people.

    Zest raped my mother.

    Then killed my father.

    While I watched. It just covered me with suds.... then told me he'd come back for me if I ever said anything.

    *Cries*

    Stripperseriousweb.com today

    Hey mast, I got this weird voicemail today, it sounded all gurgly like it was underwater and kept saying "tell mast i know.....I KNOW HE TOLD!"

    Just thought I'd relay the message
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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