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    Funny Dream About Work

    The last dream I had before waking up this morning was about work and I just had to share.

    I was on stage, dancing to Prodigy "Smack My Bitch Up" and it was really hot and I was really sweaty. Some of my sweat was on the stage, so when I tried to go from the floor to standing, my feet slipped right out from under me and I landed on my ass! I laughed (which I would do in reality) and most of the customers did, too. It was a really low giggle, but I could hear it over the music. I kept dancing, but I was laughing so hard thru the rest of my set that I could barely continue. Oh, and in the same dream, I bought some Louis Vuitton handbag that alot of the other girls wanted and our housemom thought it might cause a problem because apparently, I got the last one...I don't buy stuff like that, WTF??

    I know there was a thread kind of recently about work dreams, but anyone care to share any work dreams that were amusing...

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    I have work dreams but I can't remember them clearly.....
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    A few nights ago this customer got a half hour with me in the Executive room, we talked, he told me about him, I danced for him, you know, the usual. Well, last night I had a dream about him that we started dating! I thought that was kinda weird! I've had other dreams about work but nothing that was so significant that I could remember.

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    when i first started dancing and was getting to know the women i worked with i was trying to keep names straight and not get in anyones way. this one girl had recently gotten implants and it was the closest id been to obvious plastic surgery before and it was on my mind, apparently. that night i had a dream with the people i had met at work with different surgeries done- lip implants, nose and boob jobs, but mostly extreme face lifts and facial changes. it was such a vivid dream and the next day at work it was hard to look at anyone straight.
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    I had a brief nightmare the other day I was dancing in the CR with a string hanging right out that I hadn't noticed the entire song. Bwah. Not a nice dream!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon
    I was on stage, dancing to Prodigy "Smack My Bitch Up" and it was really hot and I was really sweaty. Some of my sweat was on the stage, so when I tried to go from the floor to standing, my feet slipped right out from under me and I landed on my ass!
    Glamazon, I can picture this happening perfectly in sync with the music. LOL! You know, your ass hitting the floor right on one of those "Whoa!"s! Hmm, maybe I'll try to work this in . . .
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    i had 2 stripper dreams this week but i will only mention 1 because the other one is long,

    so, i drempt that cally on SW was bringing me to work at this specific club, and the club turned out to be my grade 7 classroom, and there was also an upper level and all the floors had nasty florescent lighting. and i had to keep running around because there were so many people i knew that were at the strip club,, and my dad was one of them, so i had to keep running upstairs,, and i was trying to give this guy a lapdance and he was sitting in one of those crappy plastic school chairs. i was getting really frustraited because i couldnt make any money because i had to keep running away.

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