A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are all hiking through the woods one day when they come upon a beautiful lake. It's a hot day, and they'd all like to cool off, so they decide to go skinny-dipping. They leave their clothes behind a rock and jump in.
As they're splashing around, they hear women's voices and realize that it's a group of women from all their congregations! What's worse, the women have a picnic and are headed straight for the banks of the lake. The clergymen jump out of the water and grab their clothes, but they don't have time to get dressed. They figure they'll just have to make a break for it.
The priest goes first. Holding his clothes over his privates, he runs like hell into the woods and gets dressed. Then the minister runs, holding his clothes over his privates. Then the rabbi takes off after them, but he holds his clothes over his face and lets his privates fly in the breeze as he runs by.
When he gets into the woods, the priest and the minister exclaim, "What was all that about? Why did you hide your face and not your privates in front of all those women?"
The rabbi responds, "I don't know about you guys, but my face is the part of me that my congregants would recognize."


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