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    Skinnydipping Clergy

    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are all hiking through the woods one day when they come upon a beautiful lake. It's a hot day, and they'd all like to cool off, so they decide to go skinny-dipping. They leave their clothes behind a rock and jump in.

    As they're splashing around, they hear women's voices and realize that it's a group of women from all their congregations! What's worse, the women have a picnic and are headed straight for the banks of the lake. The clergymen jump out of the water and grab their clothes, but they don't have time to get dressed. They figure they'll just have to make a break for it.

    The priest goes first. Holding his clothes over his privates, he runs like hell into the woods and gets dressed. Then the minister runs, holding his clothes over his privates. Then the rabbi takes off after them, but he holds his clothes over his face and lets his privates fly in the breeze as he runs by.

    When he gets into the woods, the priest and the minister exclaim, "What was all that about? Why did you hide your face and not your privates in front of all those women?"

    The rabbi responds, "I don't know about you guys, but my face is the part of me that my congregants would recognize."

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    Mwahahaha... funny.

    But ick, I don't want to think of my rabbi naked. Oh ick!!!



    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    Hahahahaha That's great!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Default Re: Skinnydipping Clergy

    Hot Avatar HardKandee! That's new right?

    Oh ya, and funny joke!

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    Oy Veh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee
    I don't want to think of my rabbi naked. Oh ick!!!
    So, I guess I'll never have an erection again, thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by holiday
    Hot Avatar HardKandee! That's new right?

    Yeah, thanks!!!



    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    Shouldn't he be the only one cicumcised? Hahaha.

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    Default Re: Skinnydipping Clergy

    haaaaa

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    I must be the only one with a hot rabbi. He heads my old congregation back home and he's seriously hot. Really great rabbi, too. I miss that community.

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    Default Re: Skinnydipping Clergy

    Thats funny

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    My first laugh for the day!

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    Default Re: Skinnydipping Clergy

    Still waiting to have lunch with the hot jewish stripper at the kosher deli on the forum!!

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    There's a kosher deli on the forum?

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    Default Re: Skinnydipping Clergy

    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    There's a kosher deli on the forum?
    http://www.simon.com/mall/tenant_det...=224&TID=18383

    booyakashah

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    If it would take flying you over to New York City just to have a lunch with a jewish stripper I would do that....Hey wait a minute this could be a great fund raiser for the Jewish Community Center

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    LOL! I'm sure there are a trillion Jewish strippers already in New York!

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    Default Re: Skinnydipping Clergy

    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    LOL! I'm sure there are a trillion Jewish strippers already in New York!
    Apparently not a single one willing to meet OTC...

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    This Jewish stripper doesn't meet OTC, either. Maybe he should look for a shiksa.

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