The day of my Audition is getting closer Honestly do you think i am to big to dance I am 39-34-38 tell me before i make a fool of myself!!!!!!
The day of my Audition is getting closer Honestly do you think i am to big to dance I am 39-34-38 tell me before i make a fool of myself!!!!!!





well... how big are the guys you'll be dancing for?
What the fuck is that suppose to mean?????? Normal people![]()





Hard to tell without a picture, different people carry that weight differently. Post a pic and I'll give you an honest opinion.Originally Posted by kitty46





well, judging strictly by your measurements. you're too big for me to buy a LD. however, sc managers do need their stage fees. so, i'm sure you won't have a problem getting hired.Originally Posted by kitty46
Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel. - Borat
Alan Marciano: Oh, man...(to himself) Why did I get mixed up with that bitch?
Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass and you got your head all the way up it! - from the movie "Heat".
Sorry, but to be honest, your proportions seem on the heavy side.
If you were 5'8" and 140 lbs, then things would be different.![]()
"Life is not about the number of breaths you take.
It's about those moments which leave you breathless."





I can't see weight. I've seen 137 lb women who were flabby fat, and 137 lb women who were stunningly toned.
Now measurements I can see, and a waist measurement of 34 against a 39 bust and 38 hips doesn't sound terribly appealing, unless you really meant 24.
Former SCJ now in rehab.
Darlin, do keep in mind that these guys purport to be picky enough to reject any dancer who does not meet People's 50 Most Beautiful People guidelines. An attitude of "Hmm, no thank you Kate Beckinsdale, I'm waiting on Angelina Jolie" kind of pervades here (or, better yet, "No thank you, Angelina, I prefer blondes"). Really, their imput on this matter is not particularly useful. No offense, guys - just sayin'. If I went around posting my measurements or pics I would be slammed SO bad (probably by some of them just for the sheer joy of doing it, but still). Yet, here I am, earning my living.
I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth
Okay guys i STUFFED up big time on my measurments here are my reivsed ones 38-28-39 does that sound any better or still pretty [email protected]??!!?#[email protected][email protected]?#?$#





.....also keep in mind that according to the pinkies it doesn't matter what you look like, you could have a humpback and a lazy eye, all that matters is that have confidence in yourself.Originally Posted by Jenny





Still would need pics to comment.Originally Posted by kitty46
If you plan on being a dancer, the latter.Originally Posted by kitty46
Get the DJ to play some ass shakin' music and play to the crowd for stage tips. Lap dances are going to be much harder to come by. When you do find a custy who seems to like you, ask him if he likes gals with your curves. If he says 'yes', I'd strongly recommend making sure he remembers your name and the nights you are working. Make it real personal. Not to say that you're necessarily 'big', but I have seen a 'big' gal in a club who has some good regulars who buy lots of dances. More than other dancers, she seems to have management running backstage to let her know one of her regulars is there.
Sorry, but you asked for honesty.
And good luck!
"Life is not about the number of breaths you take.
It's about those moments which leave you breathless."
Well. I would recommend in the above scenario that you get an eyepatch and peg leg and carry around a parrot. Like a theme, you know?Originally Posted by Richard_Head
What pinkies do you mean, by the way? I find many, if not most of the pinkies are just as bitchy as you guys - the ones who are more tolerant tend to be the ones (I assume) who identify strongly with the lazy eyed hunchbacks.
I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth





Yeah, I admit, it was a bit of a generalization, but didn't you just do the same?Originally Posted by Jenny
Perhaps so?Originally Posted by Jenny
Alright, I should have said most of y'all.
Keep in mind the reason I am kind of sensitive about this - me, I'm 5'5", and 125. I've danced when I was 130. So not drastically far from the OP. I make a living; just because all of y'all (sorry; most of y'all) would roll your eyes and scoff (after I'd left your table; I'm sure all of you are too fine of gentlemen to do so while I was still there) doesn't mean there aren't some people out there who are willing to open their wallets (out of pity, I'm sure). So, yeah - to me, you guys seem real choosy.
I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth





actually, it's more like, "hmmm...no, thank you Roseanne Barr (the pre-lipo/PS Rosanne). i'm waiting on a girl with a little less tonnage".Originally Posted by Jenny
well, not that i need much of a reason to slam you. however, i wouldn't use your looks as a basis. it wouldn't very sporting of me. i'd much rather rip you for the feminist crap that comes out of your mouth.Originally Posted by Jenny
case in point. she asked the question. yet, no one said she couldn't earn a living or get hired. i'm sure there are plenty of guys that like their stripper a bit on the husky side. so, what's the problem? we're not being sensitive enough for your tastes? you want us all to enroll in the "how to be a emasculated and sensitive male" training course (ie: Cuddle Bitch 101) at NOW?Originally Posted by Jenny
mr.punk slams his fingers in the nearest drawer to repress an almost uncontrollable urge to type and repeats to himself,"it wouldn't very sporting of me".Originally Posted by Jenny
seriously, 5 lbs? this is all over 5 lbs? you're breaking our collective balls over 5 lbs. see..this is why i usually tune strippers out when they talk to me.Originally Posted by Jenny
like is said, no one said she couldn't earn a living or get hired. i don't get it. sc manangers make judgments on a stripper's appearance (well, they used to make those kind of judgments). strippers make such judgments on each other appearances. why can't customers make such judgements? what? they should accept any old thing that's offered and just be happy the stripper is dancing for him?Originally Posted by Jenny
Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel. - Borat
Alan Marciano: Oh, man...(to himself) Why did I get mixed up with that bitch?
Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass and you got your head all the way up it! - from the movie "Heat".





it doesn't make much of a difference to me. the waistline could use some improvement, but frankly, your hips would still kill the deal for me.Originally Posted by kitty46
Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel. - Borat
Alan Marciano: Oh, man...(to himself) Why did I get mixed up with that bitch?
Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass and you got your head all the way up it! - from the movie "Heat".
Well, technically her question was whether she was too big to dance. I was saying that your guys personal tastes was perhaps a little on the fastidious side, and that hence you might not be the best lot to ask. I should clarify though, that I wouldn't MIND if you all enrolled in Cuddle Bitch 101.Originally Posted by mr_punk
Oh honey. I have skin like a rhino. After all, I am a dancer at the incredible weight of 125 pounds.mr.punk slams his fingers in the nearest drawer to repress an almost uncontrollable urge to type and repeats to himself,"it wouldn't very sporting of me".
What balls are you talking about? Whichever balls they are, I want nothing to do with them. I'm just saying that you guys have unusually high standards, and that girls weight over 108 can still make a living off all those other suckers who don't know any better. I also confessed that perhaps the reason I was a bit touchy with the issue was because I was outside what a lot of you define as acceptable standards for a dancer. What's your problem?seriously, 5 lbs? this is all over 5 lbs? you're breaking our collective balls over 5 lbs. see..this is why i usually tune strippers out when they talk to me.
Her question was was she too big to dance. I'm letting her know that your guys's opinions are little on the harsh side, and not necessarily indicative of her earning potential. I never said any of you all could not make whatever judgements you want. Frankly, I think you guys are unpredictable; I wouldn't personally come to any of you for personal validation. You guys are like freaking tame pirannahs - all gently nibbling at fingers one minute and the next you've all gone straight for the jugular.like is said, no one said she couldn't earn a living or get hired. i don't get it. sc manangers make judgments on a stripper's appearance (well, they used to make those kind of judgments). strippers make such judgments on each other appearances. why can't customers make such judgements? what? they should accept any old thing that's offered and just be happy the stripper is dancing for him?
Last edited by Jenny; 06-25-2006 at 11:20 PM.
I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth
Has anyone else noticed that it's the chunky one's who are the strawfeminists? (read: not REAL feminists)
"Life is not about the number of breaths you take.
It's about those moments which leave you breathless."
Now, baby - I thought you had me on ignore so you wouldn't have to tolerate my feminist rantings? What happened to that, honey? It's okay; I think I'm facinating too.Originally Posted by azcustomer
I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth





and i pointed out that she should have no problem getting hired. no one said she couldn't make a living. so, our personal tastes don't have much relevance on that front. still, she asked the question.Originally Posted by Jenny
it's just as i thought. you're blaming us for not answering the question with enough sensitivity.Originally Posted by Jenny
again, no one said she couldn't make a living. customers see out of shape strippers making a living every day. we may not buy dances from them, but we see someone else buying them. yet, you still want to make a big deal over this point.Originally Posted by Jenny
i don't know that. height and weight doesn't mean much to me.Originally Posted by Jenny
i wouldn't blame you. it's must be quite a reality check for you ladies, after all the predictable validation you recieve in the sc or upstairs. but hey, i'm predictable. i always go straight for the jugular.Originally Posted by Jenny
now, don't be a tard.(1) you don't know what she looks like. (2) unfortunately, she is a feminist.Originally Posted by azcustomer
Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel. - Borat
Alan Marciano: Oh, man...(to himself) Why did I get mixed up with that bitch?
Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass and you got your head all the way up it! - from the movie "Heat".





Of course we're choosy, were customers. Much like the consumer of any other good/service Its our nature to be choosy. I mean when you go out to eat, you just don't plop into the first restauraunt that you come across and graciously buy whatever meal they offer do you?Originally Posted by Jenny
Well, I'd lap either one of them, but hell a gal doesn't have to even be Kate Beckinsdale hot to get my business. Charm can make up for some physical imperfection.Originally Posted by Jenny
But lets be realistic and state that while a pleasing personality is always a good asset to have, there are limitations. If a gal looks like old school Carnie Wilson, all the charm in the world isn't going to help her, (well at least not help her with me).
Former SCJ now in rehab.
Technically you said that she would have no problem getting hired because manager need club fees. There are some pretty sturdy implication in that answer. I love how you're playing all innocent right now.Originally Posted by mr_punk
I also love how you act like answering a question with sensitivity is equal in pain and recovery time to having your testicles smashed, liquefied and drawn out through a straw. Strictly - you gave her more information than needed in a way that was intended to be mean.it's just as i thought. you're blaming us for not answering the question with enough sensitivity.
Well, really so do you. Your answer COULD have simply been "No, you are not too big to dance", but that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go and make a big deal out of it, didn't you?again, no one said she couldn't make a living. customers see out of shape strippers making a living every day. we may not buy dances from them, but we see someone else buying them. yet, you still want to make a big deal over this point.
Why do we always assume that the bad stuff is "reality"? Maybe this is the bullshit and all the predictable validation is the reality check.i wouldn't blame you. it's must be quite a reality check for you ladies, after all the predictable validation you recieve in the sc or upstairs. but hey, i'm predictable. i always go straight for the jugular.
I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth
Geez, doc. I mean VERY choosy. Particularly choosy. Unusually choosy for strip club customers. Was that not clear? Okay, that was obviously not clear; I mean outside of the normal realm of choosiness for strip club customers.Originally Posted by doc-catfish
Well, I'm sure Kate is very relieved. I'm not ordering any of you to immediately run out and get a dance from a chubby girl (although if I could, I probably would, just as a pointless exercise of power. When I run the universe you shall all bow before me, and get dances ONLY from chubby dancers! Evil, nefarious laugh...) I'm just sharing, with the new girl, my experience of you guys, which is that the standards exacted on this board in terms of mileage and appearance do not necessarily directly correlate with what will be exacted in the average club. I really don't get why y'all are jumping down my throat about this - unless you are really extra offended by the (satirical) implication that you might NOT get a lap dance from Kate Beckinsdale. That was hyperbole. I'm sure any of you would be delighted to get a dance from Kate Beckinsdale. If Kate Beckinsdale is reading this - I think you are JUST AS HOT as Angelina Jolie.Well, I'd lap either one of them, but hell a gal doesn't have to even be Kate Beckinsdale hot to get my business. Charm can make up for some physical imperfection.
There. Are we all better now? (Although I might point out that if Carnie Wilson reads this board her feelings might be very hurt. I hope you're happy.)
I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth




QUOTE=Jenny:
(although if I could, I probably would, just as a pointless exercise of power. When I run the universe you shall all bow before me, and get dances ONLY from chubby dancers! Evil, nefarious laugh...)
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`Course, the problem with this, ma'am, is that YOU are not chubby. Perhaps, being busy with running the universe and all, you may have given up dancing. That WOULD be a shame. Oh well, hopefully at least SOME of the chubby girls are nice...
-gen
P.S. Oh, so I am not a complete hijacker...Kitty, you are a lovely lass and, IMHO, not at ALL too big. I would certainly give you a second look, a third and many more. Of course, it is all dependant on your game, but I think, from a physical attractiveness standpoint, you could definitely sell me. Course, I have to be careful with the compliments. I have found that a percentage of caucasian woman tend to be insulted by the compliments of african-american men, choosing to instead interpret them as indications that they ARE too big. Perish the thought. I have spent much time and much money on ladies whose body was not as nice as yours.
"See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno
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