Last night, my club was packed to the brim with customers and I was dancing on the small side stage. As usual for a Saturday night, customers were surrounding the stage, feeding me $1 bills. Amist the massive crowd, some middle-aged bearded dude goes to put a $1 bill in the front of my shorts, and tries to slide his hand down there, so I grab it before he does and slaps him HARD! in front of all his friends. He kinda laughs at me, so I say really loudly in front of his friends and another dude, to tell the bearded dude all these rape insinuations, saying how he's lucky he's not getting brutally raped right now and all this mean stuff I'd do to him haha.
Later on, I'm rushing through the crowd to get to the main stage so that I can perform a Hot Seat with a bachelor. That same stupid CUNT* with the beard tries to grope me again, this time pulling the goddam tie on the back of my shorts. Let me explain: I was wearing lace shorts(made of a delicate, easy-to-rip material) with a corset-like tie on the back. That dumb cunt pulled the tie, and as a result it made the shorts look distorted and it ripped a few of the delicate loopholes that the corset-tie was laced through. Later on I had to spend a good amount of time retying the corset tie and making it look somewhat decent again(and I kept muttering what a "fucking cunt" the guy was as I relaced them!). I shouted "dumb male cunt" at him as I hurried past, but it was so crowded that no one probably heard. Because he pulled my shorts, it caught me off guard and I stumbled a bit through the thick crowd, resultingly stepping on some group's 6-pack of beer lying on the floor. This caused the group of guys to yell at me, even though the beer did not get spilled. (Even though it's kinda asking for trouble to leave a loner 6-pack on a crowded club floor) What an ASSHOLE and a BITCH that bearded guy was!
Well, I tried to make at least some good come out of it. While I was doing the Hot Seat, the bachelor's friends told me to make sure that I whipped his bare ass with a belt as hard as I could! They really wanted me to make the bachelor "get it"!! My first few whips were only somewhat hard(I can never whip real well), esp since the bachelor was cute and I didn't feel any animosity towards him, then I looked out at the crowd and spotted The Bitch. Looking at him fueled me with enough ammunition to whip the bachelor very hard, making the crowd(esp his friends) go ecstatic! So for the next 5 whips or so, I kept "using" The Bitch to fuel my whips, thus helping me get more support from the audience! Haha. I really have a thing for bullying the bullies.
* NOTE: I do not think there is anything "incorrect" about calling a man stereotypically "female" insults if they act in a bitchy way that deserves it. Why should us females be the only gender with potential to be subject to these mean names?


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