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    Default Thought experiment - what would happen if we were telepathic?

    So, there's me whiling away a slow Sunday afternoon.

    I got to thinking; what would happen if both dancers and customers were telepathic - they could read each other's thoughts.

    * Would dancers only dance for guys they found attractive?

    * Would dancers with a very strong exhibitionistic streak be the only ones willing to dance for fat, ugly guys, and hence be the ones that banked the most?

    * Would customers be well behaved because they wanted dancers to think nicely of them?

    * Would badly overweight customers go on a diet, so that they could find dancers who wouldn't be repulsed by them?

    So go on - speculate!!!

    Phil.

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    Default Re: Thought experiment - what would happen if we were telepathic?

    Speculation isn't really needed...

    The next time you sit down with a dancer, say out loud, every thought that enters your head, whether it's about her or not.

    FIrst off, there would be so much 'verbal' traffic that we'd all be overwhelmed within minutes. Secondly, how often are we irritated by someone, even for the most minor thing, for the briefest period of time.

    Say all that, out loud, and see how long it takes for you to kill each other!

    Now imagine everyone in the room doing that. We'd have the bar brawl to end all bar brawls!!

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    The industry would be destroyed overnight--but then so would a lot of other industries, lol.

    Politicians would be hit the hardest, no doubt...
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    Default Re: Thought experiment - what would happen if we were telepathic?

    The answer is written all over your face.

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    ...i'm envisioning strippers with big brainiac heads/boobs taking over financial control of the world. Perhaps, Anna Nicole is half-way there. Here is an example of the transformation. Oddly, the "regular" has not transformed despite his telepathy.
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    Default Re: Thought experiment - what would happen if we were telepathic?

    This would definitely make a fun segment on Coast to Coast AM.

    Most of mankind would not be ready for telepathy, it would make most people's lives a living hell.

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    Default Re: Thought experiment - what would happen if we were telepathic?

    I already know what they are thinking. Can I at least turn the volume down now?

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    Default Re: Thought experiment - what would happen if we were telepathic?

    I think you mean our entire society would fall apart....
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    Default Re: Thought experiment - what would happen if we were telepathic?

    Given that the demand would still exist even if we were telepathic, I wondered how it would affect our behaviour.

    For example, I would expect a guy with BO to remember a host of dancers thinking, "God, you stink" and having a bath before his next visit.

    Similarly, I might expect a dancer who'd got a bit overweight to find an audience of guys thinking "she's put on a few too many kilos" to be a good incentive to goon a diet.

    I don't think SC's would stop - I just suspect they'd be a much politer place, (as would probably the rest of society).

    Phil.

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    For some reason, I think all the customers glued to their chairs during my stage sets would be even less likely to tip me after being deafened by my thoughts of "GET UP HERE AND TIP ME YOU CHEAP BASTIDS!!!!"

    I'll pass on the telepathy.

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    The industry would vanish overnight.
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    Default Re: Thought experiment - what would happen if we were telepathic?

    I think I would be offered a LOT more OTC SEX. ...... OK. At least some sex.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    I think I would do very well...because they could hear all the nasty thouhts I'm too ladylike to say. Like how I'd really love to be their little dirty hooker and take it the *** etc etc but they would also hear the truth come out that I would never ever give them my number or meet them anywhere outside the club. So yeah.. go figure, I live in the moment and most likely you would hear me say "you deserve this" or "enjoy yourself"

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    Default Re: Thought experiment - what would happen if we were telepathic?

    Quote Originally Posted by Phil-W
    So, there's me whiling away a slow Sunday afternoon.

    I got to thinking; what would happen if both dancers and customers were telepathic - they could read each other's thoughts.

    * Would dancers only dance for guys they found attractive?

    Yes, but not neccesarily physically attractive. I would only dance for guys I LIKE. Usually those are the guys I end up dancing for anyway.

    * Would dancers with a very strong exhibitionistic streak be the only ones willing to dance for fat, ugly guys, and hence be the ones that banked the most?

    No. The dancers that bank the most are usually the friendliest dancers.

    * Would customers be well behaved because they wanted dancers to think nicely of them?

    Most people act the way you expect them to act. The vast majority of customers treat me with respect.

    * Would badly overweight customers go on a diet, so that they could find dancers who wouldn't be repulsed by them?

    Do you know what repulses me? Liars and cheaters. I don't care if someone is overweight.

    So go on - speculate!!!
    If they could read my mind they'd be suprised how much I understand them.

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    Default Re: Thought experiment - what would happen if we were telepathic?

    Quote Originally Posted by FireTiger
    If they could read my mind they'd be surprised how much I understand them.
    ^^^ Intriguing response.

    What I've found with some dancers is that they like to be appreciated as an entertainer - and they'll enjoy dancing for someone who treats them on that basis. Conversely, they don't like dancing for someone who sees them as purely as a sex object.

    Looks like FireTiger is selecting her customers on that basis, and would probably enjoy dancing for a "telepathic" customer as she'd be selecting them on the basis they shared her mindset about what striptease should be.

    Phil.

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    Default Re: Thought experiment - what would happen if we were telepathic?

    Dancers will be slapping me the whole night....worse , my wife will show up at the club.......
    It's TOO BAD SHE'LL won't LAST, BUT then again WHO DOES!?

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