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    http://www.kenmen.net/en/skin_colour_/index.html


    Makeup line for men.

    Since when the hell does a man's lips need to be pouty and have rosey cheeks??! Fuckin' face is gonna look better than mine. Hmph.

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    I think that would be good for a gay club.....




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    Haha! I used to work with this frat boy at a restraunt who confessed to me that he wore foundation.

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    Maybe i'll try their lip serum.

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    Ha! They have a bronzer called "Blo-Job" and a face base called "Cream-Me"

    ooooh and the sculpting face sticks come in shades with risque names such as:

    BIMBOY: Almond - (Fair complexions).

    BABYLON: Butter beige - (Light-Med. Olive skins).

    BONDAGE: Suntan - (Dk. Olive to brown skins).

    BUTNUT: Jamocha - (Dk. Olive to Caramel & exotic skins).

    BOYTOY: Brazil Cacao - (Dark to Black skin tones).

    I think BUTNUT is my fave. hahahahaha


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    Wow, it'd be nice if the men could actually APPLY the makeup.


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    Reminds me of all the fun I had with grandpa in the bathroom when I was younger.
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    A man would have to be really Metero to want something like that. But it is not unheard of for men to wear makeup as a normal thing (not just 80's hair bands and goth types either). Most actors and TV personalities wear makeup when performing, and with the constant barrage of photography that we as a modern society are subjected to, it wouldn't be a big sell to get guys to hide their blemishes with foundation and blush.

    Female makeup has gotten a lot heavier in the past 8-10 years even for everyday wear, so it isn't suprising that a line of make up is made just for men.

    I would have a had time getting my guy to wear something colored "Butnut" though.


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    Agreed, Paris. Men in makeup is totally nothing new. Its just never been marketed to the mainstream before. I think it's great!
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    ^^^...

    This is the funniest s**t I've heard in a while.

    I think I'm going to order some Bimboy and Butnut just to leave out in my bathroom.

    I can't wait to see the expression on some gal's face the first time she comes out of my bathroom seeing something like that.


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    Maybe i'll try their lip serum.
    There's so many places I could go with this...but decorum prevents me.

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    LMAO, LSM...I didn't even see those names. They sound pretty hot.


    What's kind of shocking to me is that I can never picture a straight Metro guy going THAT far of his way on having poutty lips, bronzed cheeks, & eye shadow.

    RockStars/Goths, actors/models, & drags don't count.

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    I think most straight men would pay good money NOT to put something called "blo-job" on their face. If they'd wanted to market to the mainstream, they should've called it something that made it sound like a power tool, not like a gay hustler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azcustomer
    I think I'm going to order some Bimboy and Butnut just to leave out in my bathroom.

    I can't wait to see the expression on some gal's face the first time she comes out of my bathroom seeing something like that.

    THAT.... IS..... PURE.... GENIOUS.
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    Lip balm at least should be de rigeur for men. I wish they would use concealer too.

    A lot of men (even non-metro) use bronzer now, so that's basically a form of makeup.

    About the movie star thing: George Clooney never wears makeup, in person or in his movies. I've never been a big fan of his, but that made me like him.
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    Say what you want.... YOU KNOW I LOOK GOOD.
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    George Clooney doesn't wear makeup in his movies? That seems odd, but proves how hot he is. "I'm so hot, I don't even NEED makeup." <3

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    Ah, that is a great pic Mast!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus


    Say what you want.... YOU KNOW I LOOK GOOD.

    AWESOME!

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    This thread is the hardest I've laughed all day. I just had to say that.

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