So tell me your worst drunk stories...I love hearing that other people have done things worse than me. Here is mine..
Me:Waking up..looking at my hands and asking my roomate"what did I touch last night?"
Her:Everything and Everybody on sixth street
We then had to go retrieve my car, purse and my shoes from a city that I do not live in. Also had to call and apologize...apparently the guy nice enough to pick us up at 5:30 in the morning..apparently I had screamed at him full volume all the 30 minutes way home"Fuck you, you ain't never done shit for me, I fucking hate you, FUCK YOU" whilst crying hysterically.
Apparently when we got to his place I screamed out one last fuck you and promptly decided to walk home. I was falling down every three feet..people kept stopping their cars to help me but (remember I'm still crying hysterically) I cussed them all out and possibly accused them of wanting to rob me. This was until the cops picked me up....
Thank god they just dropped me off at home. I also managed to show my tits to just about everyone, make out with the bartender(I only know this cause it was halloween and he had red paint on his face..funny thing it was on my face too when I woke up), dance with my roomate in a crowed club..we kept falling over and bringing hordes of people down with us.
I was also told that when passing a poor homeless man in a WHEELCHAIR..I screamed out "Fuck you, you fucking bum. Get a job or I'm gonna kick your ass. Yeah I could kick your ass motherfucker...What you scared?"
And of course I drunk dialed but I was crying and shrieking like a banshee...so I doubt it was sexy....



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