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    A chicken farmer goes into a bar

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered
    a glass of champagne.

    The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass
    of champagne, too!"

    "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm
    celebrating."

    "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says
    the woman.

    "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked,
    "What are you celebrating?"

    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
    gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

    "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
    all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized
    eggs."

    "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
    fertile?"

    "I switched cocks," he replied.

    She smiled and said, "What a coincidence...."

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    Default Re: A chicken farmer goes into a bar

    That's funny.

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    Default Re: A chicken farmer goes into a bar

    Ba-zing.
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    Default Re: A chicken farmer goes into a bar

    he he he

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