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    Default Dont where to put this but here have fun!

    http://dumblaws.com/index.php


    So many of us are in deep trouble!


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    Well damn....I guess I can't hold any bear wrestling matches in Alabama. Too bad.
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    Default Re: Dont where to put this but here have fun!

    Hahaha, I did a research paper on this site in high school. My fav laws from Utah, where i currently reside:

    It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.

    It is illegal not to drink milk.

    And my Favorite one....

    A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

    Oh I'm totally getting married
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    roflmao I need to show that one to my new hubby!


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    Ho-leeee-shit---

    Hunting camels is prohibited.

    Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
    A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is "likely to provoke physical retaliation".

    Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
    There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

    It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

    When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

    It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

    one may not have more than two dildos in a house.(no explanation for that one was provided)

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    OMG I'm in trouble for the dildo one!


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    http://dumblaws.com/laws/international/australia/ Aus has some cute ones. I knew about life being 25 years, as that's the time the entire world should have advanced as that's when an entire life would be different.


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    In re: the Aust. laws:

    It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
    What the...? I definately have done this!!

    Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
    Obviously NOT in the city cabs! LOL ! I wouldn't be able to fit all my luggage in their if they did this... I wonder where they found this silly law? Probably in an outback town or town where alot of people still ride horses... which aren't that many places that I know about.

    Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
    ROFL! Oh my... there are alot of people being unlawful !!


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    I think some of these are fake. I looked up my homestate (Wisconsin) and one said no one was allowed to cut a woman's hair.

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    My fiance is going to be so upset! Apparently, I'm not supposed to be on top during special sunshine time.

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    Corsica the womans hair thing used to be true. At one point a womans hair became her husbands property upon marriage. Long hair was considered a gift to the husband from the brides family. Part of a dowery.


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    Oh for fuck's sake!

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    I love this one..... Although from some of the custies I smelled tonight the law should just state if you smell take a freaking shower...


    Mohave County
    A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.


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    I know a few customers that need to go steal a bar of soap.


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