http://dumblaws.com/index.php
So many of us are in deep trouble!




http://dumblaws.com/index.php
So many of us are in deep trouble!





Well damn....I guess I can't hold any bear wrestling matches in Alabama. Too bad.
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Hahaha, I did a research paper on this site in high school. My fav laws from Utah, where i currently reside:
It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
And my Favorite one....
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
Oh I'm totally getting married![]()
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I believe you Dottie and you have my support




roflmao I need to show that one to my new hubby!
Ho-leeee-shit---
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is "likely to provoke physical retaliation".
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
one may not have more than two dildos in a house.(no explanation for that one was provided)




OMG I'm in trouble for the dildo one!





http://dumblaws.com/laws/international/australia/ Aus has some cute ones. I knew about life being 25 years, as that's the time the entire world should have advanced as that's when an entire life would be different.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





In re: the Aust. laws:
It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
What the...?I definately have done this!!
Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
Obviously NOT in the city cabs! LOL ! I wouldn't be able to fit all my luggage in their if they did this... I wonder where they found this silly law? Probably in an outback town or town where alot of people still ride horses... which aren't that many places that I know about.
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
ROFL! Oh my... there are alot of people being unlawful !!![]()
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I think some of these are fake. I looked up my homestate (Wisconsin) and one said no one was allowed to cut a woman's hair.
My fiance is going to be so upset! Apparently, I'm not supposed to be on top during special sunshine time.




Corsica the womans hair thing used to be true. At one point a womans hair became her husbands property upon marriage. Long hair was considered a gift to the husband from the brides family. Part of a dowery.
Oh for fuck's sake!
I love this one..... Although from some of the custies I smelled tonight the law should just state if you smell take a freaking shower...
Mohave County
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.




I know a few customers that need to go steal a bar of soap.
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