I'm a natural redhead and that makes me stand out. However I always get the list of stupid questions from men that annoy the hell out of me but I can't be rude because nobody wants to give their money to a bitch.. I always get asked
1. "Does the carpet match the drapes?".. To be honest, I don't have any carpet. (this isn't a rude answer, but it generally invites some other very unwanted questions.)
2. "Are redheads fire in the bed?"... Ummm, even if I was bad in bed I certainly wouldn't tell anybody that and I haven't slept with any redheaded women so I wouldn't know.
3. "Are you a natural redhead?" Are you a natural idiot? Look at the rest of me. *I have matching eyebrows, blue eyes and freckles.. not to mention pale skin. What other hair color would I possibly have?
Those are the responses I want to give, but I have just been giving out the polite answers. Anybody got any good comebacks that won't scare the guys off? I just get tired of answering the SAME questions!



.. I always get asked
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