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    Default Any other redheads?

    I'm a natural redhead and that makes me stand out. However I always get the list of stupid questions from men that annoy the hell out of me but I can't be rude because nobody wants to give their money to a bitch .. I always get asked

    1. "Does the carpet match the drapes?".. To be honest, I don't have any carpet. (this isn't a rude answer, but it generally invites some other very unwanted questions.)
    2. "Are redheads fire in the bed?"... Ummm, even if I was bad in bed I certainly wouldn't tell anybody that and I haven't slept with any redheaded women so I wouldn't know.
    3. "Are you a natural redhead?" Are you a natural idiot? Look at the rest of me. *I have matching eyebrows, blue eyes and freckles.. not to mention pale skin. What other hair color would I possibly have?

    Those are the responses I want to give, but I have just been giving out the polite answers. Anybody got any good comebacks that won't scare the guys off? I just get tired of answering the SAME questions!

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    Well redheads considered "fire" in the bed means that they are crazy good and wild in bed. I always "Agree" that this rumor is always true "wink". This usually does good for me and they do not usually bother me anymore. If someone is interested in my hair color, i ask them in return if they ever had a hot lapdance from a redhead...if they say no,,,i say they do not know what they are missing and close the sale. If they say yea, then i say something along the lines of you have to try "this" redhead.
    The drape/carpet question i am sorry, will never end! I hear this question from all idiot guys in GENERAL, let alone at work. I just say maybe/ maybe not, in a flirt way. Now, if i am asked that question when the guy is not a potential customer, i say " you know i was asked that same question in middle school." This serves to show them how immature they are because YES i was asked this since middle school!!!! For the natural redhead question, i just say of course i am can't ya tell by my charm?,,,,or something else corny like that hahaha!

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    Default Re: Any other redheads?

    I'm a redhead... get this all the time.

    "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
    I have a tile floor, baby. (winks here)

    "Are you fire in the bed?"
    Oh yeah.... (sexy whisper in the ear) And in VIP.

    "Are you a natural redhead?"
    Of course.... EVERYTHING I have is real. (I'm a natural 34FF. At this point I run my hands across em.... not sure if that would work if you have implants though.)

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    Haha those are good !

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    Default Re: Any other redheads?

    LOL- im a redhead, but because im not white (therefore no freckles etc), guys tell me, "oh c'mon thats not your haircolor--stop lying!" (I get steamed when ppl accuse me of lying).

    Nice response: "is my hair really red? is your dick really big?" (everyguy wants to believe that they have a big dick).

    Annoyed response: "what difference does it make to you? is that all u men think about?"

    but in most cases, guys ask dumb questions alll the time...but they can ALWAYS be selling points, esp in the case of haircolor.

    Most men find redheads sexy--i always get complements on the street about my hair. just see your hair as an asset and coversation peice at work...at least thier taking interest in you enough to ask dumb questions. Interest is all you usually need to make a sale.

    once, a guy asked the infamous question...I just just looked at him blankly and said, "no." ...discussion over.
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    Default Re: Any other redheads?

    I have naturally red, well orange hair. I hate the orangeness of it so I dye it bright red. I get all the same questions but I get the why did you dye your hair that red, etc. My answer to most of th e questions is "Honey, there is nothing real in here why should my hair be?"

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    Default Re: Any other redheads?

    i'm a natural redhead, although i do dye it brighter red. i'm very pale with freckles as well. i get those questions every day.

    1. "Does the carpet match the drapes?" i know you said you don't like where it leads, but sometimes my answer actually is "what carpet?" or "there is no carpet" ... if i generally trust/know the guy i'll even make a corny "hard wood" joke. ... but i do the whole thing in a semi sarcastic/playfull way.. not in a cheesey "horny" way. if i get the "creepy" vibe i'll just be an ass and say something like "no, the carpet is lime green shag".

    2. "Are redheads fire in the bed?" normally i just say something like "i like to think so, but then again i'm my biggest fan" or something else jokey

    3. "Are you a natural redhead?" to this one i just say "yeah, i'm irish and scottish" or "no, i was in a terrible accident"

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    I'm a naturalr redhead (SURPRISE PEOPLE!) but dye my hair black. But the carpet (which is a landing strip) is reddish brown, but you can definitely see the red. So I always say things like, "I'm all fire down under, baby!"


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    Default Re: Any other redheads?

    I"m a red head but I dye my hair. Sorry I wasn't blessed with red hair instead i was cursed a blonde. But I get guys all the time telling me they love red heads and I have other guys say their scared of red heads. I've had more fun since I dyed my hair red.

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    Default Re: Any other redheads?

    red heads are hot. you guys are lucky.

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    Default Re: Any other redheads?

    Blondes don't have more fun! I have been white blonde, wheat blonde, honey blonde and strawberry blonde but
    I have, had more fun since I went full on red than I ever did as a blonde ~*

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    Default Re: Any other redheads?

    do you work in a nude club? if, so the answer to the carpet matching the drapes questions is simple:

    "why don't you buy a private dance and see, baby?" with a wink.
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    Default Re: Any other redheads?

    I think guys expect redheads to have fiery tempers so why don't you go ahead and give them fiesty answers one night and see how you do $ wise? Consider it an experiment.


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