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    How to call the Police

    (A joke that I looted from my MySpace Friend Charles)

    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

    George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.


    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

    George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them
    all." Then he hung up.

    Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars
    red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

    (True Story) I LOVE IT

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    Default Re: How to call the Police

    That is a great one.

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    That is hilarious, rofl.
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    BTW everyone in Australia ... it is 000 to call police, fire or ambulance !!!

    You would NOT believe due to the sheer amount of US tv on the free2air stations how many people in this lovely country of mine think it is 911 ... and then wonder why it doesn't work when they dial that number.. sheesh!!

    000 people!

    Otherwise, myspace comes up with some wonderful humour!!!


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    Default Re: How to call the Police

    Damn, I gotta do that if I'm ever robbed.

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    Default Re: How to call the Police

    along the same lines....

    I loved this one


    An old black man lived alone in the country. He wanted
    to dig his yearly collard green garden, but it was
    always very hard work for him because the ground was
    hard. His only son, Junebug Jankins III, who used to
    help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to
    his son and described his predicament.


    Dear Junebugg Jankins the III,
    I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't
    be able to plant my collard green garden this year.
    I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
    plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I
    know you would dig the plot for me.


    Love Dad


    A few days later he received a letter from his son.


    Dear Daddy Jankins,
    Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's
    where I buried the BODIES.
    Love Junbugg Jankins III


    At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
    police arrived and dug up the entire area without
    finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and
    left.


    That same day the old man received another letter
    from his son.

    Dea r Daddy Jankins,

    You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now.
    That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
    Love Junebugg III
    "You gotta snatch them mutha-f*ckaz up and let THEM know that YOU gonna take THEM out..anytime YOU feel like it! You gotta get the ground beneath yo feet, patnah..get the wind behind yo back and go out in BLAZE if you have to! Otherwise, YOU AIN'T SH*T!!" -2Pac as "Bishop" in Juice

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    Default Re: How to call the Police

    ^^^ that's precious!
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    LOL The funny thing is, that it came from my best friend, who's on his 17th year in prison...at least he has a sense of humor about it!! He sends me all kinds of "prison humor" but i loved this one!!..He was the guy in BUTTERFLY EFFECT who bumped in Ashton Kutcher in the prison hall and took his bread off his tray so he's my lil' celebrity!!
    "You gotta snatch them mutha-f*ckaz up and let THEM know that YOU gonna take THEM out..anytime YOU feel like it! You gotta get the ground beneath yo feet, patnah..get the wind behind yo back and go out in BLAZE if you have to! Otherwise, YOU AIN'T SH*T!!" -2Pac as "Bishop" in Juice

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    Default Re: How to call the Police

    Both of those are freakin' hilarious!

    I don't recommend pulling the phone call stunt when you call the police. They'll arrest you for shit like that!

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    LOfuckingL!
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    ~steve miller

    why not?
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