Oh Yekhefah!!! The blasphemy!! Hall and Oates do not suck!!Originally Posted by Yekhefah
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Oh Yekhefah!!! The blasphemy!! Hall and Oates do not suck!!Originally Posted by Yekhefah
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Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language. Henry James
OMG! Y'all actually like Hall & Oates?? Maybe it's just that I grew up with my mother's vicious hatred, but I didn't think there were actually people who liked them... I guess somebody has to, but I've never met anyone who's admitted to it!
I hate their music almost as much as my mom does. Ugh.
And BTW, Scarlett, YOU suck because now I have "Maneater" stuck in my head. You have completely ruined my Fourth of July. I'm going to spend the rest of the afternoon and evening thinking, "Whoa-oh here she comes... watch out boy, she'll chew you up... whoa-oh here she comes... she's a maaaaaaaaneata..."![]()
Last edited by Yekhefah; 07-04-2006 at 03:54 PM.





Yekhefah is on a roll taday with the singing posts, I love it...Originally Posted by Yekhefah
I have a similar knee-jerk reaction as your mom to Hall & Oates, only mine is to Billy Joel for some reason. Cannot abide him. I'll leave the room, leave the club, leave the house, whatever it takes to get away from him singing.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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Yekhefah, "Maneater's" been so overplayed I totally understand why you hate it, but check out the early Hall and Oates stuff. It's like white-boy Philly soul. Take a listen to "She's Gone" or "Sara Smile." It might even change your mind.
Billy Joel, however, must be wiped from the face of the Earth.
Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language. Henry James
I've heard them. Believe me, growing up Southern with a lot of older relatives into easy listening, I'm familiar with the full Hall & Oates catalog. I am comfortable saying that, in my ever so humble opinion, THEY SUCK DONKEY DICK.
I have no strong opinion regarding Billy Joel, but I will do anything in the world to get away from the Cranberries. I have actually burst out screaming and in tears when I was unable to escape "Linger."
or zombie...ugh the cranberries make me cringeOriginally Posted by Yekhefah
"Linger" has one redeeming quality... when you are stuck listening to it, you can vent your frustration by mimicking the singer's atrocious accent and whining just like her with a slight adjustment to the lyrics. "Did you have to pull my fing-ER.. now I have to, now I have to, now I have to let it lingerrrrrr..."
Muaha. Don't forget the sax solo...And BTW, Scarlett, YOU suck because now I have "Maneater" stuck in my head. You have completely ruined my Fourth of July. I'm going to spend the rest of the afternoon and evening thinking, "Whoa-oh here she comes... watch out boy, she'll chew you up... whoa-oh here she comes... she's a maaaaaaaaneata..."
I'll agree with you about the Cranberries. blech.
Feature costumes for sale!
Hey don't pick on Tiny Tim!! He's the shit!Originally Posted by Paris
Songs that will drive everyone insane:
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
"Camel Toe" - Fanny Pack
"Just Shake that Ass Bitch" - 2 Live Crew
"I Say A Little Prayer" - Dionne Warwick
"You Keep Me Hangin' On" - Kim Wilde
"Let's Get Physical" - Olivia Newton John
Anything by the Patridge Family
"Come On And Ride The Train" - Quad City DJs
"I Think We're Alone Now" - Tiffany
Anything by Wesley Willis
good luck!
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OK, I just read this thread and didn't see these cheese classics mentioned:
Saturday Night - Bay City Rollers
Earache My Eye - Cheech & Chong
Girl's School - Britney Fox
"I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing."Robert A. Heinlein "They Do It With Mirrors"HairGuitar
Lol what do you know about some Wesley Willis!Originally Posted by AlexxaHex
Meatmen
Blowfly
GG Allin
Karen Finley
Group X
Urinal Mints
Those will all probably qualify for the bet
Is it wrong that I love all of them?
-E
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Originally Posted by Yekhefah
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So what do you think of the God-like genius of Tony Orlando and Dawn?!!!
Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language. Henry James
Oh, hush!
What are your favorite WW songs? I personally love "Suck a Cheetah's Dick", "Casper the Homosexual Friendly Ghost" and "Cut the Mullet".Originally Posted by X Evan X
GG Allin would be great too, especially since his songs tend to get stuck in your head.
All I Have To Say Is... Richard Cheese... Espically Baby Got Back By Him. He Is A Lounge Singer Who Does Funny Covers. Milshake Is Funny Too. Or Me So Horny... Ha Ha Ha





I had the honor of being headbutted by Wesley Willis years ago. Heh.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
You are truly blessed. That's a once in a lifetime thing, like getting struck by lightning.Originally Posted by MrChristopher





Well. I have a big shiny bald head, I don't think he could resist. He did it to a few of my friends, too. That was a fun night.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

This is easily the single worst song of all time.
Here's a link to the video.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...20961618240055
If you can find a worse song, I would love to hear it. Seriously, words fail me. This is a musical trainwreck.
David Hasselhoff music. Paris Hilton's song. K-Fed. The Hokey Pokey.
Ok, you're bald, you listen to Wesley Willis and OhGr...and you like Ren & Stimpy? Please move to LA. I would soooo finger you.Originally Posted by MrChristopher
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A local Alaska band called The Diamonds has a song called "I don't know what you got, but don't get it on me" Rather catchy tune, but definitely NOT good strip club material. lol. "Midget love slave" by Corky and the Juice Pigs. Well, really anything by Corky and the Juice Pigs...good for a laugh, not for a dance!![]()





It scares me that I like some of the stuff you folks list here!
Lets see...
Slade - Run Run Away
Anything by Steven Segal... yes he sings.
The Oh Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack
Anything by Brak
The McKenzie Brothers
Rainbow Connection... any version
Charlie Manson songs
Aaron Carter
New Kids On The Block
Or take a glance at Blender's to 10 worst....
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
Originally Posted by fancygirl
I absolutely agree. David Hasselhoff is the all time worst and K-Fed's Papa Zao is truly awful but beware the Paris Hilton because that song will get stuck in your head...Im ashamed to admit I know the lyrics.





Ooh! Ooh! Mr Kotter! I got it! Slip yer local karaoke DJ a couple bucks to record his worst customers... and then give you the recordings!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
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