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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Eyughhh, Rose, thanks for the visual!

    Air Supply... My family has an ongoing thing about Hall & Oates. Yes, they REALLY suck, but my mother has this passionate hatred of Hall & Oates.
    Oh Yekhefah!!! The blasphemy!! Hall and Oates do not suck!!
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    OMG! Y'all actually like Hall & Oates?? Maybe it's just that I grew up with my mother's vicious hatred, but I didn't think there were actually people who liked them... I guess somebody has to, but I've never met anyone who's admitted to it!

    I hate their music almost as much as my mom does. Ugh.

    And BTW, Scarlett, YOU suck because now I have "Maneater" stuck in my head. You have completely ruined my Fourth of July. I'm going to spend the rest of the afternoon and evening thinking, "Whoa-oh here she comes... watch out boy, she'll chew you up... whoa-oh here she comes... she's a maaaaaaaaneata..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Whoa-oh here she comes... watch out boy, she'll chew you up... whoa-oh here she comes... she's a maaaaaaaaneata
    Yekhefah is on a roll taday with the singing posts, I love it...

    I have a similar knee-jerk reaction as your mom to Hall & Oates, only mine is to Billy Joel for some reason. Cannot abide him. I'll leave the room, leave the club, leave the house, whatever it takes to get away from him singing.
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    Yekhefah, "Maneater's" been so overplayed I totally understand why you hate it, but check out the early Hall and Oates stuff. It's like white-boy Philly soul. Take a listen to "She's Gone" or "Sara Smile." It might even change your mind.

    Billy Joel, however, must be wiped from the face of the Earth.
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    I've heard them. Believe me, growing up Southern with a lot of older relatives into easy listening, I'm familiar with the full Hall & Oates catalog. I am comfortable saying that, in my ever so humble opinion, THEY SUCK DONKEY DICK.

    I have no strong opinion regarding Billy Joel, but I will do anything in the world to get away from the Cranberries. I have actually burst out screaming and in tears when I was unable to escape "Linger."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    I've heard them. Believe me, growing up Southern with a lot of older relatives into easy listening, I'm familiar with the full Hall & Oates catalog. I am comfortable saying that, in my ever so humble opinion, THEY SUCK DONKEY DICK.

    I have no strong opinion regarding Billy Joel, but I will do anything in the world to get away from the Cranberries. I have actually burst out screaming and in tears when I was unable to escape "Linger."
    or zombie...ugh the cranberries make me cringe

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    "Linger" has one redeeming quality... when you are stuck listening to it, you can vent your frustration by mimicking the singer's atrocious accent and whining just like her with a slight adjustment to the lyrics. "Did you have to pull my fing-ER.. now I have to, now I have to, now I have to let it lingerrrrrr..."

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    And BTW, Scarlett, YOU suck because now I have "Maneater" stuck in my head. You have completely ruined my Fourth of July. I'm going to spend the rest of the afternoon and evening thinking, "Whoa-oh here she comes... watch out boy, she'll chew you up... whoa-oh here she comes... she's a maaaaaaaaneata..."
    Muaha. Don't forget the sax solo...

    I'll agree with you about the Cranberries. blech.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    Or the all time greatest crappy song... Tiny Tim, Tip Toe Through the Tulips!!
    Hey don't pick on Tiny Tim!! He's the shit!

    Songs that will drive everyone insane:

    "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
    "Camel Toe" - Fanny Pack
    "Just Shake that Ass Bitch" - 2 Live Crew
    "I Say A Little Prayer" - Dionne Warwick
    "You Keep Me Hangin' On" - Kim Wilde
    "Let's Get Physical" - Olivia Newton John
    Anything by the Patridge Family
    "Come On And Ride The Train" - Quad City DJs
    "I Think We're Alone Now" - Tiffany

    Anything by Wesley Willis

    good luck!
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    OK, I just read this thread and didn't see these cheese classics mentioned:

    Saturday Night - Bay City Rollers
    Earache My Eye - Cheech & Chong
    Girl's School - Britney Fox
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex

    Anything by Wesley Willis

    good luck!
    Lol what do you know about some Wesley Willis!


    Meatmen
    Blowfly
    GG Allin
    Karen Finley
    Group X
    Urinal Mints

    Those will all probably qualify for the bet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    I've heard them. Believe me, growing up Southern with a lot of older relatives into easy listening, I'm familiar with the full Hall & Oates catalog. I am comfortable saying that, in my ever so humble opinion, THEY SUCK DONKEY DICK.


    So what do you think of the God-like genius of Tony Orlando and Dawn?!!!
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    Oh, hush!

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    Quote Originally Posted by X Evan X
    Lol what do you know about some Wesley Willis!


    Meatmen
    Blowfly
    GG Allin
    Karen Finley
    Group X
    Urinal Mints

    Those will all probably qualify for the bet

    Is it wrong that I love all of them?
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    What are your favorite WW songs? I personally love "Suck a Cheetah's Dick", "Casper the Homosexual Friendly Ghost" and "Cut the Mullet".

    GG Allin would be great too, especially since his songs tend to get stuck in your head.

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    All I Have To Say Is... Richard Cheese... Espically Baby Got Back By Him. He Is A Lounge Singer Who Does Funny Covers. Milshake Is Funny Too. Or Me So Horny... Ha Ha Ha

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    I had the honor of being headbutted by Wesley Willis years ago. Heh.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    I had the honor of being headbutted by Wesley Willis years ago. Heh.
    You are truly blessed. That's a once in a lifetime thing, like getting struck by lightning.

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    Well. I have a big shiny bald head, I don't think he could resist. He did it to a few of my friends, too. That was a fun night.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    This is easily the single worst song of all time.

    Here's a link to the video.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...20961618240055

    If you can find a worse song, I would love to hear it. Seriously, words fail me. This is a musical trainwreck.

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    David Hasselhoff music. Paris Hilton's song. K-Fed. The Hokey Pokey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    Well. I have a big shiny bald head, I don't think he could resist. He did it to a few of my friends, too. That was a fun night.
    Ok, you're bald, you listen to Wesley Willis and OhGr...and you like Ren & Stimpy? Please move to LA. I would soooo finger you.

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    A local Alaska band called The Diamonds has a song called "I don't know what you got, but don't get it on me" Rather catchy tune, but definitely NOT good strip club material. lol. "Midget love slave" by Corky and the Juice Pigs. Well, really anything by Corky and the Juice Pigs...good for a laugh, not for a dance!

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    It scares me that I like some of the stuff you folks list here!


    Lets see...


    Slade - Run Run Away
    Anything by Steven Segal... yes he sings.
    The Oh Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack
    Anything by Brak
    The McKenzie Brothers
    Rainbow Connection... any version
    Charlie Manson songs
    Aaron Carter
    New Kids On The Block

    Or take a glance at Blender's to 10 worst....
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    Quote Originally Posted by fancygirl
    David Hasselhoff music. Paris Hilton's song. K-Fed. The Hokey Pokey.

    I absolutely agree. David Hasselhoff is the all time worst and K-Fed's Papa Zao is truly awful but beware the Paris Hilton because that song will get stuck in your head...Im ashamed to admit I know the lyrics.

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    Ooh! Ooh! Mr Kotter! I got it! Slip yer local karaoke DJ a couple bucks to record his worst customers... and then give you the recordings!
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