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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    Ooh! Ooh! Mr Kotter! I got it! Slip yer local karaoke DJ a couple bucks to record his worst customers... and then give you the recordings!
    Whoa...you are a true student of evil.

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    Any songs from a Barney CD.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex
    Ok, you're bald, you listen to Wesley Willis and OhGr...and you like Ren & Stimpy? Please move to LA. I would soooo finger you.
    I'll be in LA this weekend. Well, Burbank, but that's close enough. Finger me? Uh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    I'll be in LA this weekend. Well, Burbank, but that's close enough. Finger me? Uh...
    I guess it's sort of a figure of speech. Didn't mean to scare you. Or did I?....


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    Anything by Michael Lee Rose, applekorerecords.com

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    Can I resurrect this thread please!!!!! Pwetty Pwetty Pwetty pwease.


    Techno disney- The oompa loompa song.


    Though Techno disney - Kiss the Girl is pretty good.

    Lay off Spirit in the Sky! I love that guitar riff

    Hmmmmmmmmm

    whats the one
    the out there brothers
    Boom Boom

    Anything Georgia Satellites

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    C.W. McCall - Convoy
    "Breaker 1-9. This here's the rubber duck..."

    These 2 are from CHEF AID: The south park album:

    Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away (Styx Cover)
    Ned Gerblansky (The Guy With The Voicebox) - Feel Like Making love (Bad Company Cover)
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    btw yesterday I hit the bossman with Jack Wagner's "Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You"
    Dude, that's Glenn Medeiros. Jack Wagner did "All I Need." And yes, I love me some 80s syrupy ballads. Chicago (and Peter Cetera solo stuff), Rick Springfield anyone?

    When you really want to get the going, hit em with "Sometimes When We Touch" by Dan Hill. (lyrics: http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/ls64.shtml)
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    "No parking on the dance floor" - Midnight Star

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    c'mon ride the train
    it's a choo choo
    traiiiin
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quad City DJs! Yes!

    This reminds me:

    "Show Me" by the Cover Girls
    "Solid" by Ashford & Simpson (for the 80s cheese factor)
    "True" by Spandau Ballet (I like this song, it's the first video I ever saw on MTV...but so NOT a strip club song)
    "Women, not girls, rule my world" - Prince

    "No parking on the dance floor" - Midnight Star

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    Without a doubt check out William Shatner's Common People featuring Joe Jackson,...it's a classic!

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    ^ You watch your mouth!

    I love that cover. Well, I love the original more, but the cover is so funny.

    Truly bad?

    You know what song I hate? Shawn Mullins "Rock-a-Bye". That is truly awful 'music'.

    See also: Sean Desmond (all)

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    God. You guys are rank amatuers when it comes to bad music.
    Sylvias Mother by Dr. Hook
    Freaking at the Freakers Ball
    Or anything from his "Sloppy Seconds" album.

    Macarena

    Lil Red Riding hood. Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs.

    Find this and I bet you $50 you will win.

    They're coming to take me away. Napolean XIV
    The music is unbelieveable

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    Lyrics for: They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haaa


    Remember when you ran away
    And I got on my knees
    And begged you not to leave
    Because I'd go beserk

    Well you left me anyhow
    And then the days got worse and worse
    And now you see I've gone
    Completely out of my mind

    And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
    They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
    To the funny farm
    Where life is beautiful all the time
    And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
    In their clean white coats
    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

    You thought it was a joke
    And so you laughed
    You laughed when I said
    That losing you would make me flip my lid

    Right? You know you laughed
    I heard you laugh. You laughed
    You laughed and laughed and then you left
    But now you know I'm utterly mad

    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
    They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
    To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
    And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

    I cooked your food
    I cleaned your house
    And this is how you pay me back
    For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
    Ha! Well you just wait
    They'll find you yet and when they do
    They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
    You mangy mutt

    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
    They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
    To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
    And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
    In their clean white coats

    And they're coming to take me away
    To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
    And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!


    Give me 5 more minutes and I could come up with worse.

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    Dr. Demento stuff is so bad it's actually....still bad!! That "rap" star Federline guy that Ms. Spears is seeing just spewed some stuff out that I believe will surpass Vanilla Ice in cheesiness!!

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    I know its another thread, but the Fergie "London Bridges" is just the most unlistenable crap I've ever heard. I ve attempted to listne to it at least 3x...but can't handle it for more than 15 seconds, I just want to run my car off the highway.

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    Hey, I like "Sylvia's Mother". I wouldn't play it, but I kinda like it. There are also a couple of great covers of "They're Coming To Take Me Away". One was by Lard, which is basically Ministry, but with Jello Biafra from DK on vocals. Twisted. There's another one by an EBM-ish band called Neuroticfish. Their version is actually playable!

    And hey, if that song isn't Jack Wagner, it still sucks. I know he did "All I Need".

    Today's bad-music-before-we-open choices were that awful song from Karate Kid... "You're The Best Around" by...someone I dont feel like looking up, followed by "Escalator Of Life" by Robert Hazard. Oh, good one btw Scarlett...that "Rock-A-Bye" song blows goats.
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    Neuroticfish did a cover of that? Where have I been..

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    little boxes by Pete Seeger

    it'll drive you mental

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    Heh, "You're The Best" by Joe Esposito (yes I looked it up, just cuz I'm curious). A tortilla chip company actually used that song in its ad campaign recently over here.

    And for sports/driving sequences in 80s movies, besides that song the ultimate classic has to be "No Easy Way Out" from Rocky IV (featuring Stallone driving around Philly in his Lamborghini without once looking at the road, shifting gears for no apparent reason).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sitri
    God. You guys are rank amatuers when it comes to bad music.
    Sylvias Mother by Dr. Hook
    C'mon now Sylvia's Mother is a classic! Oh, & you can't forget "Who the F**K is Alice?"
    The Dr. rocks!!!


    I've got it! The end all be all of horrid music.....Anything from Yoko Ono,...It can't freakin lose!

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    Who the fuc* is Alice... I forgot about that one! Total classic! ahahhahhahaha
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    I nominate this..............and the video to go with it!

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    this would be just funny:
    louis prima- yes, we have no bananas
    animaniacs- i'm cute
    mr. rogers theme song
    ernie- rubber ducky
    peanuts theme

    plain out awful: yanni, achy breaky heart- billy ray cyrus, john tesh,

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    Has anyone mentioned Careless Whisper? Yuck, that song is so out of this world 80's bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    I had the honor of being headbutted by Wesley Willis years ago. Heh.
    OH man I'm jealous



    And speaking of C.W. McCall...

    "Roses For Mama"


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