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    So last night I had not one, but TWO penises exposed to me. This had NEVER happened to me before, and then boom! out they come (well, you know what I mean). The first time was in VIP. Even though it's still totally not okay, it's slightly more understandable in there than the location in which freed willy #2 surfaced: right in the lap dance area, with at least 4 other dances going on adjacently.

    VIP Dude complied immediately when I told him to put it away, and mostly behaved himself for the rest of the dances (extra grabby, but nothing verboten). Had he pushed it or tried to pull anything else, that would have been it, no second warning. Still, I was majorly skeeved for a while there. I don't know which is more disturbing, the memory of his dick or the memory of his horrible 70's mustache.

    Lap Dude, augh! He was one of those winners who wears thin nylon pants - with no underwear - in order to get maximum friction. It was almost the end of the night, and I wasn't watching him as vigilantly as perhaps I should have. It was about two minutes into the dance, and I had turned away to pull my skirt down. I was lowering myself on to him (not for a hard 'grind', but more of a graze, thank God) when I noticed that, nylon shorts aside, something felt WRONG. I whipped my head around and saw it. Didn't even need to think, just stepped away and said, "You can't do that, man. It's over," and pointed the way out. No protest, either, as he knew perfectly well that he fucked up.

    Cheers to my bouncers, who didn't even ask for an explanation when I gestured for them to throw Lap Dude out as he was walking towards them. They did it quickly and efficiently, with no resistance that I could see. I love that it was when they came BACK that they asked me what happened. I'm no drama queen, and I've never had anyone kicked out before, so they must have known right away that it was for real. (Of course, when I told them, they couldn't help cracking up.)

    Well, there's a first (and sometimes an immediate second) time for everything, I s'pose. Anyone else have horror stories?
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    Default Re: Whipping it out: Why tonight? And WHY ME?

    OMG! I have never had this happen! (Thank god! I don't know if I'd faint or kick him!)

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    no stories that can compete with that! ick!!!

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    I'm sorry honey. That's really nasty.

    What is with men? Why do they think it's a good idea? Has anyone ever gone 'OMG!! Thank you!!" after they've done that?
    I've had this happen to me while in a car going to lunch with a guy... Girls don't randomly whip anything out.
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    Default Re: Whipping it out: Why tonight? And WHY ME?

    Quote Originally Posted by pheno
    Girls don't randomly whip anything out.

    but i'm sure most guys wish they would. heh...maybe that's why guys do it?

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    Dr. WiseGuy_TX's treatment for this malady:

    Reach into your purse and pull out your tube of Cramers Red Hot or Atomic Balm or maybe CapzasinHP. Tell him to lube up for the best handjob ever and squirt some in his hand. Sit there a few seconds to make sure he lubes up good then excuse yourself. Go to the bar, wait a few minutes and watch for the fireworks.
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    I worked at a club who had a regular everyone referred to as Merv the Perv. I guess he tries whipping it out with new dancers just to see how far he can push his limits. Only one club in town will allow him to stay, but that club is known for extras anyhow, so not suprising.

    I never had the "pleasure" of dancing for Merv.

    One night saw two customers stumbling around in the dressing room, though. This dressing room was NOT easy to get into. There were three doors into the dressing room, one that was a "hidden wall/door" on the stage (no door knobs, but a girl could get on stage from that door, but you would have to be pretty creative to get the door open to return to the dressing room), there's a door that leads to the parking lot and the third door into the dressing room is attached to the kitchen, so the dancers had to walk through the kitchen to get into the dressing room.

    How we ended up with two guys in the dressing room in one night w/o anyone noticing them either walking up on the stage or through the kitchen, i couldn't tell you. They definately didn't come through the parking lot door as it is locked from the outside and there is a camera on either side of that door that is watched by security.


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    uuhhgg i'm sorry. it's funny how things like that seem to happen all at once suddenly. i'd had girls tell me about guys coming in their pants during dances (our club is medium contact, but generally no hard grinding). anyway, it had never happened to me (been dancing a year) untill this week when it happened TWICE in one day. i didnt change the way i was dancing or anything either. in fact, one guy was creepy to begin with so i was barely touching him.

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    That happened to me about a month ago. Middle of the lapdance room, with the host sitting right there in front of us (though that guy is clueless anyway). I was in the middle of my third dance for this guy when I did a bodyslide and landed on my knees, my face inches away from his bare dick. He'd had his shirttail covering it; I don't know for how long, but it wasn't out when I started dancing. I jumped up and threw him out immediately. He freaked out apologizing, exclaiming how sorry he was, and gave me an extra $20. I threw him out anyway. Sick freak.

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    How I know I could never be an escort is my huge, insane dismay at seeing foreign penises. I am fine if I am really into my date and we mess around. But the idea of a stranger's member exposing itself just gives me the skeeves like nothing else. I would totally rather have a rat run across my face than see a customer whip it out. ONCE a guy had this hole in his pocket, and it was dark and all, but I think he covertly got his thing out there or something. I looked and freaked and stood up, and my suspicions seemed confirmed when he got all guilty, paid and left. I just about vomit to even think of it. Same if a guy comes during the dance, or acts like he is about to. It disturbs me to no nightmarish end. I had a guy almost smother me once, and still the instance of another customer coming during the dance remains the worst experience in my memory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pheno
    What is with men? Why do they think it's a good idea? Has anyone ever gone 'OMG!! Thank you!!" after they've done that?
    I know it! Especially Lap Dude. I mean, really. Did he seriously think I was going to squeal with delight and start working it right there with everyone watching?

    I love your solution, WiseGuy! I'll file that away, along with the foul-tasting stuff for the nipples (bitter apple?), in my Defensive Dancing log.

    Thanks y'all. Just like the recent moment when my hairpiece took flight, sometimes the only thing that's kept my sanity is the thought of venting about it here. Yay StripperWeb!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny
    it's funny how things like that seem to happen all at once suddenly. i'd had girls tell me about guys coming in their pants during dances (our club is medium contact, but generally no hard grinding). anyway, it had never happened to me (been dancing a year) untill this week when it happened TWICE in one day.
    Get OUT! I was even going to mention this in my original post since it seemed sorta related. It hadn't ever happened to me either, though I've only been officially stripping for two months, until now. Not twice in one day, but twice in the last week. And one was also with very little contact. Sheesh!
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    Once a man did that and I noticed there was a condom on it... like, really, wtf, PREPARED FOR THIS?!


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    Thankfully I've had to be exposed to foreign penis for quite awhile now (then again I havn't worked within a strip club for over 2 months now.. anyway)... the last recent "exposure" was when I was working in a certain club in Adelaide. (It's the one that holds the Miss Centerfold finals fyi.) Anyway, I was in the VIP room with this guy doing my dance... I had my back turned to him dancing away on the seat I can use to dance on in front of him... when I turn around to my utter horror he had whipped it out! The funny part about all this for me is that I still have yet to beat my time for getting dressed from naked to dressed... I swear I was dressed in three seconds flat! It certainly felt like it.

    He kept throwing $50 notes at me to allow him to play with it whilst I danced! I was so horrorified (sp?) that I don't think I could have made it more clear-er that the dance was OVER (there is no second warning as I do NOT tolerate this behaviour). I left to go find the bouncers however by the time I did the guy had done the right thing by leaving.

    I was traumatised by that event for the rest of the night. I seriously had to go home early and it made me physically dry reech (sp?) every time I thought about it for the next two nights.

    As for guy's cumming during a dance... I've had guys specificially request me to hard grind them to compeletion ... and I will admit that I will do so sometimes as I know that as soon as they're "done" I can get out of there (generally not have to go for the full length of the dance). Most of the time I will not comply with such a request as I respect myself too much.

    BTW, mollyzmoon ... How I know I could never be an escort is my huge, insane dismay at seeing foreign penises. I am fine if I am really into my date and we mess around. But the idea of a stranger's member exposing itself just gives me the skeeves like nothing else. You took the words right out of my mouth!


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    My teenage brother once asked my ex-husband how you know if a date is going well and if the girl really likes you. My ex (joking!) replied, "Well, I have a motto: When in doubt, whip it out!"

    I smacked him and made it clear to my brother that this is NOT indeed acceptable behavior!

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    i count myself lucky as i have been only exposed to one penis in my 4 year career. too bad it belonged to a 70+ year old wearing jogging shorts...

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    ^Ewwww...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite
    I know it! Especially Lap Dude. I mean, really. Did he seriously think I was going to squeal with delight and start working it right there with everyone watching?
    Maybe they wanted the sympathy vote?


    As Robin Williams said: "Men have two heads and only enough blood to run one at at time."

    After some 30 years of SCs I have done some pretty stupid things, but Willy has allways stayed under his covers.

    And in a lap dance area? That is about the last place I want something while everyone watched....
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    I had a guy do this to me right in the main bar area. We don't have private rooms, jsut the bar. Ewwww.......

    I used to dance in the peeps (when they still had glass in the windows) so I am pretty immune to the seeing foreign cock trauma. But really, dude, have some sense!


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    oh my goodness, I am so paranoid now during dances. Zero tolerance. I had a guy one time (while I worked at a nude club) reach up and touch me between the legs while I had my back to him. Now I barely let two seconds go by before I'm glancing back at him or watching him in the mirror. I would definitely know if a guy was about to whip it out.

    Sorry to hear you were traumatized. It is nice to vent here

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    Thank god, in 12 years of dancing this has never happened to me...or maybe I was too drunk to notice during the 90s. Just kidding...I have never seen it. But, I AM blonde.......
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    Yeah, a few times, most memorably during the first weekend that I was a dancer. This was also the weekend of the 2005 Super Bowl, when my city's team the Eagles were playing. There was a Super Bowl party at my club and most of the guys were young, drunk, and coked up. This one Greek brat took me to the VIP couch dance room and pulled it out. I told him nicely but firmly to put it away, he got a little mad, but put it back. After a second warning, he did it again at the end of the dance!! I told him that I wouldn't give him another dance because he'd done that. He got all bitchy and was like "but it slipped out, I can't help it!" and "I have all this money here, you can't stop giving me dances!" and thumbed through a big stack of cash.

    I told the manager and another dancer and they agreed that I did the right thing! Months later, the same guy would come back with his college aged buddies, and he STILL gave me the cold shoulder, months later! Hahahahahahahaha.

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    If a guy ever does that to me I'm gonig to kick the fuck outta of it and not in a good way!

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    I can so sympathize with "cock shock"! I had it happen recently...oddly enough twice in one night! The first exposure happend during a table dance. The guy pulled out his dick when my back was to him. As I turned around, he is sitting there grinning like an idiot with this raging boner in hand. I just laughed at him, and said if that's all he has to offer, he needs to keep it to himself! The guy was hung like a fruit bat! The second guy that night was of course wearing jogging pants, and had a huge case of "dicky-do".....that's when his gut sticks out farther than his dicky-do!! He sprouted a boner, and it was of course peeking out the top of his pants. Gross!

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    omg, that cracks me up so hard, Sinder. dicky-do.

    Anyways, I never had anything like that happen to me, but I did notice some guy at the end of a bar in this club I worked in that kept moving his arm up and down. He was in a suit and about 60 years old. It's the image you get when you think of dirty, old man. It turns out he was jerking himself off or trying to while looking at the ladies on stage. I just wouldn't go over to where he was. Eventually, everyone around the bar caught on and started laughing about it. I think he got embarassed and left.

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