'Cause I got a lotta bitches to plow!
(This is friggin' hilarious!!)
'Cause I got a lotta bitches to plow!
(This is friggin' hilarious!!)
Oh dear god. lol
I believe you Dottie and you have my support
I think the ladies here would especially appreciate this, as the singer represents so many of our customers!
'You can fuck a me later but you should fuck a me now'
Where on god's green earth did you find this one? That's HILARIOUS!!





Egads that is so funny!!!!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
My boyfriend emailed the link to me after someone emailed it to him... I can't stop watching it and I know I'm going to have this song in my head for awhile. Oh well. I especially love the first verse because it's so damn true of these guys!





Oh
My
God..... haaaaaaaaa!!
I just had a joint too, and i'm crying.
I especially love his sidekick in the silver unitard! I'm posting this on MySpace immediately.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
Wow! I really enjoyed that video. So much of what people put up there is just crap, but not only was that video entertaining, it had eye candy going for it too.
Whoever made that seems like the next Mike Meyers (if he has that kind of ambition).
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!
Yek, you are the best!
Laughing, crying, almost pissed in my pants.
"Life is not about the number of breaths you take.
It's about those moments which leave you breathless."
Umm, that would be silver, VELVET unitard. LOLOriginally Posted by RoseWhite
That was hilarious!!!





Lord, I actually have tears in my eyes. I gotta take this link to the family picnic this weekend! They will scream!





This is nearly as funny as hearing pikachu say "the b****** love me" in an AMV from way back.
I just watched it again, that is velvet... sheish
Does remind me a bit of Mike Myers style.
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?
LMAO!! Oh god I cant stop laughing at that!
lmao, classic



Brilliant!
Isocrates: “Democracy destroys itself because it abuses its right to freedom and equality. Because it teaches its citizens to consider audacity as a right, lawlessness as a freedom, abrasive speech as equality, and anarchy as progress.”
Awesome...





i aint got all night now...
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Love it!




Oh My GOD!!!!!
Thats essentially, in a nutshell, every moron who I have ever served while bartending who thought they were pretty much going to score with any woman of their choice.
I fucking love it
Freakin awesome. Definitely needed a bump.





I missed this the first time around, I guess. Right at the end, he sounds VERY Tom Waits. I just got back from grocery shopping and I'm walking around the house humming :but you should fuck a me now....la la la"
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
I DID catch it the first time around, but just HAD to watch it again. Bwahahaha! I need "I gotta lotta bitches ta plow!" on a mug or something.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
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