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    Funny, yet very creepy....

    Ha ha ha ........hipochristianity.
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    interesting...

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    Hahaha that was entertaining.
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    That was spectacular!

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    It's kind of catchy actually....
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    Haha, he said "killing babies".

    "But who the fuck are you to turn your views into my laws."

    If he wasn't so weird looking, it would be better... but i seriously love it!!! He should have done the whole thing in the jesus outfit with the star of david on his forehead.... LMAO
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    That was kinda cool! That guy is a bit creepy. He's right on the money with his views though.

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    Thanks! That guy had an amusing way to make a political statement

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    I like.

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    I've been walking around the house humming this all night. Well, that and a Kunt & The Gang song about wanking everywhere. Wheeee.
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    I Love this!

    I'm gonna send this to my mom, she'll die laughing! hahaha





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    I love it, thanks

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    I just sent it to some schmuck who's been perving on me for like three months now and I FINALLY offended him. THANK YOU!
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