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    It's really starting to strain my nerves to be on stage, in a packed club, with plenty of people at the stage, and not make a single dollar. Getting ignored makes me want to kick them. Seriously. I really shouldnt have to go get a tan and bleach my hair and get boobs to get ANY money on stage. Ok... so I want boobs but... I dont look good blonde! I shouldnt have to be tan to make a SINGLE DOLLAR. Grrrr! Maybe I need to learn fancy pole tricks! Or splits! Cause I'm out of ideas otherwise. I can actually dance, make the right moves to the beat. I know how to base my music choices on the demographics of customers. I can smile and be witty and be pleasant! So what's left so I can scrape off the unvisable paint?
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    You gotta train the customers like the dopey dogs that we are.
    If there is no money on the stage, don't give anyone personal attention. If someone lays down some green, go over to them only and really give him something to remember. The other guys will quickly catch on.
    Just dancing and smiling on stage gets boring to guys after awhile. Do some crazy sexual shit and the guys will be fighting for the seats.

    It kills me when I sit at the stage and the dancers give it all away to non-tipping customers one after another. And when I play the game properly I get nothing.

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    Well, hell, I'd just stay off stage and focus on selling dances in that case. Let the other girls earn it a dollar at a time.

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    I say we all just start grabbing the customers and hanging them by their ankles and shaking the money out of their pockets/wallets...

    Seriously though Paige it sounds like your club just sucks ass for stage and your better off working the floor.

    How guys can ignore a sexy goddess like you... well they're just stupid. Im sure you would have my wallet empty

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    I'm blonde and tan. No boob job, can dance.
    They ignore the HELL outta me.
    I swear, if we were 18 and could not move to save our lives, we'd rack up. I swear.
    Who knows............
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    Try an experiment.

    1. Lay down on the edge of the stage your entire set to see if even one guy tips.
    2. Bring out the squirt guns and start blasting away to wake them up.
    3. Wrap an ACE bandage around your ankle and hobble dance for sympathy. Putting your left tit in a sling or wrap may be more effective. Let the DJ put the "tip the wounded" guilt trip on them.
    4. Plant the seed in their minds, minutes before your stage set, go around the room, pick out a few guys, give em a kiss on the cheek to break the ice, walk away without hustling them.

    ...i like cally's idea of ankle shaking too.
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    What are they doing, talking to other girls or themselves or what? They just sound like cheap bastid's to me. Ugh.
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    Set an example for them. Partner up with another girl or group of girls to do dollar trades during each other's sets. Girl #1 tips Girl #2 during her set and then later on Girl #2 tips Girl #1 during her set. This way it demonstrates to the crowd how the system should work.

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    The most gorgeous women in the world have dark hair ie Catherine Zeta-Jones, Brooke Burke, Angelina Jolie..etc etc. It's definitely not you. Like bella said, they're cheap bastards.

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    Okay, I just went all ranty about this very subject in the thread titled "Maybe it's the economy"

    Basically I went off on how the current business model for strip clubs is one of self destruction. Why even have a stage?? What is the point?


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    tip the dj more and ask to not go on stage. I did that for a little bit. I miss u Paige!

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    Gracias guys. It just boggles my mind. I see a lot of other girls walk off each set with their thong decked out like a money skirt... and I get nada. Ew. Ugh. I mean, groovy for those other girls, but wtf? Do I have cooties? Did I forget to do the Cootie Shot before work?


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    I dunno, if I walk in with $20 to bribe the DJ, maybe I'll try to not go on stage... but I usually walk in broke so... we shall see!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    Why even have a stage?? What is the point?
    The stage is your advertisement for lap dances.
    Just like movies are expensive advertisements for toy sales. Most movies make more money off of the peripheral merchandising, but they first have to turn the kiddies on to the concept.

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    Learn jiggly ass tricks.

    /semi-joke


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally
    How guys can ignore a sexy goddess like you... well they're just stupid. Im sure you would have my wallet empty
    Yeah Paige, I know this will probably kill your motivation to dance, but you are just my type!
    You could use all the money I leave for you on stage to sop up all of my drool.

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    go up there, lay down resting your head near the pole, and count your money for the night....start playing with it (rub on you, fake masturbate, etc.) but make it look like you'd be able to "do more" if you had more money! They'll figure it out and start throwing it.

    If they don't (after a song or 2 of prodding) just roll over and take a nap...right on stage!

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    Try this (if this kind of behaviour is appropriate at your club):
    kneel in front of a guy at the stage and say "Hey! Give me a dollar and I'll take off my top. It's a good deal." But make sure to be funny and not obnnoxious. Just engage with the audience. When someone does tip you say "Thank you" and give a really big, and really personal smile. If that fails, go onstage wearing fluffy pyjamas with feet. I don't know why, but guys go nuts.
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    Haha, take a nap? That's hi-larious. What are you doing onstage compared to the other girls?? That's some weird shite right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX
    Try an experiment.


    3. Wrap an ACE bandage around your ankle and hobble dance for sympathy. Putting your left tit in a sling or wrap may be more effective. Let the DJ put the "tip the wounded" guilt trip on them.
    4. Plant the seed in their minds, minutes before your stage set, go around the room, pick out a few guys, give em a kiss on the cheek to break the ice, walk away without hustling them.

    ...i like cally's idea of ankle shaking too.
    These are my favorites!

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    Hrm..not sure if this would help, but I dance directly in front of people...like I do a mini dance for them then hold out my garter to basically signal to them "it is time to tip her" lol.

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    If you have a tall pole and you can climb it... just climb to the top and sit there... it works... I used to hang upside down till people started tipping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lildreamer316
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    I swear, if we were 18 and could not move to save our lives, we'd rack up. I swear.
    Who knows............
    I agree with that...I've noticed that here lately that the girls who can't dance at all are making more money on stage then those of us who know how 2 dance. There are times that even my pole tricks don't get there attention. What I really hate is when guys sit at the stage and don't tip...i think it's rude...

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    I auditioned in a nude club and I felt like I was invisible when nobody seemed to notice I was totally naked on the stage. One guy finally tipped me and I'm like wtf, I am NAKED up here! I swear for the first time ever being naked in public in a room full of strangers it was actually pretty hard that nobody seemed to notice. The club said I was hired but I never ended up working there. Now another club that a ton of customers seemed to notice me in when I auditioned told me I was too fat to dance there and the guys who came up to me said I looked good and seemed interested. Who knows. There is no sense in this world I swear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrustratedBunny
    I swear for the first time ever being naked in public in a room full of strangers it was actually pretty hard that nobody seemed to notice. ... There is no sense in this world I swear.
    Actually it makes sense if you try to think outside your own personal sphere. From your personal point of view, being naked in a room full of strange men is alarming, and for most people, traumatic.
    From the point of view of the customers who have been sitting there for hours looking at numerous naked women its old news. "Oh look, another naked chick, the 25th one we've seen tonight". After awhile the girls dancing on stage become background noise.
    Of course by then, its probably time to leave the club, but most of us PL's figure its better to be some place with naked women, than at home where there are no women.

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    If a naked woman onstage doesn't get tips, I dunno what does...

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