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    I just thought of this last night, when I said this in the VIP room to some jackass. He was a decent spender (at first), but notoriously grabby. He knows I'm brand new, so I realized he was going to try some shit, but I figured, "Oh well, if he tries anything I'll just get him in trouble." The night was ridiculously slow, and I hadn't been making much so I thought I'd give it a shot.

    He kept pestering me to go out with him, go sailing, go to a concert, etc, and I thought this was more annoying than the fact that he kept wanting to touch. I was pretty tired at that point in the night (and I had a migraine coming on) so I just didn't feel like putting up with shit. I finally told him, after he had asked me to go sailing, "I don't think my boyfriend would like that. He's very protective of me.... He's also been practicing Tae Kwon Do for years and is currently teaching me to fight." (All of which is true.) When this guy finally realized I wasn't going to do anything with him, he stopped the dance and left.

    I know this approach won't make me any money, but man, it does feel good sometimes to put these guys in their place.

    Any other good/funny things you've said to losers like this?

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    FABULOUS!!! I had a really drunk custy the other nite who was offering me $1000 for sex and i told him he was in a SC not a brothel and that i was a dancer not a prostitute to which he mumbled something about the way i dressed under his breath. About 5 mins later he came up and said "Ok then I'll settle for a dance"..I said "good for you, I hope you enjoy it" and walked off, he left soon after
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    My favorite response to those who ask how much it is to go home with me:

    You sure as hell don't look like Bill Gates to me. You couldn't afford twelve seconds with my left elbow.

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    bwuhahahaha cherry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Alexis*
    FABULOUS!!! I had a really drunk custy the other nite who was offering me $1000 for sex and i told him he was in a SC not a brothel and that i was a dancer not a prostitute to which he mumbled something about the way i dressed under his breath. About 5 mins later he came up and said "Ok then I'll settle for a dance"..I said "good for you, I hope you enjoy it" and walked off, he left soon after
    I tell guys who asked me for "extras" ..."I'm not really in the mood for an STD today...sorry"
    or"funny...I could have sworn my job description said DANCER not WHORE"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherry_sin
    My favorite response to those who ask how much it is to go home with me:

    You sure as hell don't look like Bill Gates to me. You couldn't afford twelve seconds with my left elbow.
    That's gotta go down as a CLASSIC LINE! Luv it. You go girl. I've spent many years in the adult ent. industry and in many capacities beginning as a driver and the shit that some guys try to pull makes me feel uncomfortable knowing that I am a guy myself.

    I don't know what it is that compels a man to get all stupid the minute he enters an exotic nightclub, interacts with a porn star or dancer, or sex trade worker in general. 99% of them would never behave that way amongst colleagues at work or within their immediate social circles but for some reason, the minute they see that packaged sex appeal is part and parcel to a lady's profession they think they can get away with anything and are indignant when they discover that you're actually a human being with feelings. I've had to teach a slew of so-called gents a lesson in respect during the time I spent in the biz.

    Unfortunately some guys need to have it inculcated to them with the assistance of a heavy-setting baseball bat. lol

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    I had a group of young guys come in last night and they kept trying to string me along over getting a lapdance for this one guy in the group. Finally the ringleader took me aside and the following conversation ensued...

    Him: "So what about sex?"
    Me (playing dumb): "So what about it?"
    Him: "Do you have sex?"
    Me (big smile): "Oh yeah! All the time. I love it."
    Him: "Well, I want you to have sex with that guy. I'm trying to get him laid."
    Me: (laugh) "You should tell him that if he likes a girl, he should talk to her and take her on a few dates, and woo her a bit. It does take a little seduction. As for me, I haven't even talked to him and I have a boyfriend anyway."
    Him: "But you said you have sex here."
    Me: "No, sugar, I said I have sex. But I do it with my boyfriend, at home. Do YOU have sex at work?"

    He sat there confused for a second and said, "I'm gonna pay, of course. It's my treat."

    I made the Face Of Dawning Realization and exclaimed, "Ohhhh! You were looking for a prostitute! Gee, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but this is a strip club, not a whorehouse. I think you can find some crack whores in Watts though, why don't y'all head down there instead? Good luck!" (flounce away)

    On a slow night sometimes I really enjoy messing with these morons.

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    That's hilarious. The price I'd pay to see his dumbfounded facial reaction. I'd luv to use that scenario in a song. lol

    Most of the material I write for my band encompasses the stupid things guys do and think about when it comes to sex. Hence the comedic nature of our songs. It was my work experience in the biz that inspired this thing and obviously, from the sounds of the accounts from many of you, there will never be a shortage of inspirational material to cull from!

    Nature screw up real bad when he gave man two heads to govern his body. Now if that isn't asking for continual conflict... oh, I digress. lol

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    i just started dancing again after an 8 month vacation &
    man, this was a great "welcome back" .. .

    i'm on stage & i go over to dance for this dude
    who looks like mr. bean that is sitting at the tiprail.. .
    i do my thang for him for a few minutes, and then strike the cutesy
    little "okay now gimme some money" pose, as i gently tap my thigh
    near my garter, cause he just had this goofy grin on his face &
    empty hands & just wasn't getting it. i was not amused.
    so, i kept smiling & finally said "wellllll, don't you
    want to tip me?" .. .

    to which he immediately responds: do you think i'm ugly??

    now, maybe because it was my first night back, or maybe
    because it was just such a shitty night in general and it just
    could not end soon enough for me, he kind of caught me off gaurd.
    i snapped out of my "stripper mode" and just kinda shook my head
    and gave him a "wtf? did you just seriously ask me that??" face.
    i just kinda mumbled "what?"

    to which he then responded, as he JUMPED up out of his seat:
    "HA! that's the WRONG ANSWER! you get NO tip!"
    and then flashed me his empty hands!

    it was SO creepy.

    anyway, a little while later, i was off the stage and walking around the club
    and i see him at the tiprail again, this time WITH cash in hand, waving it around
    for a known "extras" girl. and a pretty unattractive one, too. anyhow,
    i walk up to him, tap him on the shoulder, lean down and look him
    in the eye and say, "the answer is YES. and trust me, her
    answer is yes, too. no matter how much money you're
    holding."

    i then stood up, blew him a kiss & walked away.

    and i only call you darling 'cause i know how much you hate it
    and darling, some habits are so very hard to break --
    think condescension is sexy?
    well, that's your mistake to make.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cherry_sin
    My favorite response to those who ask how much it is to go home with me:

    You sure as hell don't look like Bill Gates to me. You couldn't afford twelve seconds with my left elbow.
    I see, so the higher price makes it less of an indignity? I guess you have never heard the old joke...

    A man walks up to a woman and says, "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?" (or whatever enormous amount is tempting)
    The woman says "FOR A MILLION BUCKS? Sure".
    The man then says, "Then would you have sex with me for a dollar?"
    To which the woman indignantly exclaims, "Hell no! What kind of a woman do you think I am?"
    The man replies, "We've already established that, now we are just haggling over the price."

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