I just thought of this last night, when I said this in the VIP room to some jackass. He was a decent spender (at first), but notoriously grabby. He knows I'm brand new, so I realized he was going to try some shit, but I figured, "Oh well, if he tries anything I'll just get him in trouble." The night was ridiculously slow, and I hadn't been making much so I thought I'd give it a shot.
He kept pestering me to go out with him, go sailing, go to a concert, etc, and I thought this was more annoying than the fact that he kept wanting to touch. I was pretty tired at that point in the night (and I had a migraine coming on) so I just didn't feel like putting up with shit. I finally told him, after he had asked me to go sailing, "I don't think my boyfriend would like that. He's very protective of me.... He's also been practicing Tae Kwon Do for years and is currently teaching me to fight." (All of which is true.) When this guy finally realized I wasn't going to do anything with him, he stopped the dance and left.
I know this approach won't make me any money, but man, it does feel good sometimes to put these guys in their place.
Any other good/funny things you've said to losers like this?



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