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    Is it just me... or do you girls also get the most cheesy, corny, stupid compliments or comments from guys sometimes?
    ex: You are splendidly beautiful "splendidly?"
    I know you must hear this a lot.. but you are.. blah blah blah.. what i hear THE MOST.. is I KNOW YOU MUST HEAR THIS A LOT..
    your breast are like beautiful mountains.. "wtf?"

    and it goes on and on.. with this stupid shit.. its like all the lame guys reunite at the strip clubs..

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    Beautiful Mountains?!? That's hysterical!
    That's when you say, "Well, actually this is Disney Land and I am Space Mountain you Goofy Mother F**ker!!!!!!

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    Eh... some guys just arent well versed in how to compliment a naked woman. It happens. I rather they fumble over a compliment then say something vile and nasty.
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    The thing I like about Paige is that she isn't so full of herself like a lot of the dancers on this web site. She understands that customers are fallible, imperfect human beings, and that she is also a member of that club.

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    Oh yeah, and another thing as long as I'm at it...

    It seems to me that the reason for so many petty complaints about customer behavior is that a lot of dancers are subconsciously unhappy with their choice of work. Its much easier to lash out and blame someone else for one's own unhappiness rather than look inside. Much like an unhappy spouse in a bad marriage.

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    ^^^ What Paige said.

    I had an Israeli guy come in once and he found out I was Jewish and really into Hebrew literature and the Bible, and we started talking about the Song of Songs. (Yes, I have weird strip-club conversations, but I find them interesting.) He recited some of the biblical love poetry from the Song of Songs to me in perfectly-accented Hebrew. Everyone thought it was weird but I found it very sexy and sweet, even if he was telling me that my breasts were like "turtledoves" and "twin fawns of a gazelle."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    ^^^ What Paige said.

    I had an Israeli guy come in once and he found out I was Jewish and really into Hebrew literature and the Bible, and we started talking about the Song of Songs. (Yes, I have weird strip-club conversations, but I find them interesting.) He recited some of the biblical love poetry from the Song of Songs to me in perfectly-accented Hebrew. Everyone thought it was weird but I found it very sexy and sweet, even if he was telling me that my breasts were like "turtledoves" and "twin fawns of a gazelle."
    Exactly, I mean wouldn't any woman prefer poetry over, "Hey, nice tits!"

    But then maybe not, those that are only looking for a quick ego boost will only respond to the most base remark that they can relate to. Sort of like similar minds think alike.

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    ^ That's kind of hot. o_o

    Edit: And sweet.


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    Well, the bright side is if they were cunning linguists with women, they'd be less likely to need our services.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evan_essence
    Well, the bright side is if they were cunning linguists with women, they'd be less likely to need our services.

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    Uh huh, huh... she said cunnillingus.

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    "your breast are like beautiful mountains"


    haha! makes me glad i dont have breasts
    but i agree, better sweet & goofy stuff
    rather than rude & nasty stuff, for sure!
    and i only call you darling 'cause i know how much you hate it
    and darling, some habits are so very hard to break --
    think condescension is sexy?
    well, that's your mistake to make.


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    A guy told me that a woman like me was "worth all the money in the world". Then he tried to short me on what he owed me. LOL

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    Oh my god! LOL!

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    Geez, cut us PLs some slack! You gotta remember that when we are enjoying your company, our blood supply has been diverted from our brains, making it difficult to sentences cohesive form.........

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    What I love more than a customer fumbling his words is when a guy is so nervous he dumps 4 drinks on himself in a row before he has even had one. I also love getting paid to sit with a guy but honestly I would rather have cheesey compliments rather than full on perverted compliments or having a customer ask really really personal questions, thats just me though

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    The best compliment I ever got was a guy who saw me and exclaimed, "Oh my G-d! You look just like a Varga girl!" I LOVE Varga girls and I always wish I looked like one... I was so flattered!


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    NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG.. I'm not dissing customers.. I'm dissing the guys i had that one day when i wrote that... and they were not the nice kind of guys with goofy compliments only.. so that's why i called them stupid lame.. and corny..
    when i do get a goofy comment from a nice customer i think its funny.. but these guys were not nice.. they hurt me when they touched me.. and tried to do things that are not allowed.. and then try to make up for it by complimenting me.. and i found the compliments so stupid coming out of there mouth..

    but i am sick of hearing "i know you must hear this a lot.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    The best compliment I ever got was a guy who saw me and exclaimed, "Oh my G-d! You look just like a Varga girl!" I LOVE Varga girls and I always wish I looked like one... I was so flattered!

    now you make me wonder what you look like.. those girls are hot

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    Actually, I resemble the one in the pic... slightly less glamorous though.

    That's my hair and figure though, and I tend to dress like a pinup at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Actually, I resemble the one in the pic... slightly less glamorous though.

    That's my hair and figure though, and I tend to dress like a pinup at work.
    woooo... hot...!!!

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    My favorite line is..."your 2 pretty 2 be working here."
    There was one night when to couples came in, during our dollar dances I asked one of the ladies if they would like one and she replied "no. What I would like is 2 see u go 2 school." I then told her "thanks 'MOM' But i am in school!" She wasn't my mom i was being sarcastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkispimp
    but these guys were not nice.. they hurt me when they touched me.. and tried to do things that are not allowed.. and then try to make up for it by complimenting me..
    Oh, well, that sheds a different light on it. No, that is not nerdy cute in any way.

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    If only compliments paid the rent! My fave was the other night. A Scottish gentleman tipped me and said "It's absolutely mesmerizing, I am under your spell" Maybe it was the accent. I still smile when I think of that.

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    I had a guy tell me he wanted to use my image for a "pin-up girl" tattoo he was getting...I wonder if he really got it.

    I had a black 1920's-bob at the time, (wrong era, of course) which always received attention--mostly from people asking whether or not I was wearing a wig!

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    I just think it's hilarious when guys discover I can talk shop with them about auto mechanicsand they're so suprised Get's them interested every time

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