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    Because everyone knows that girls aren't good at math:

    How many strippers (let's assume normally pretty to very pretty strippers for the purposes of this conversation) do you think I would have to invite to brunch to distract 5 computer geeks (4 male, hetero (I think), single and 1 female) from discussing the new mac?
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    Distract them for how long? No matter how many strippers show up, they won't be enough to distract them forever. So I'll say infinity.

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    Jenny considering geeks get distracted easily (my son is one) Id say one stripper per. If even one geek is left alone you can bet he/she will wind up mentioning some cool linux command or something that will draw the others away. A root command in the hand is worth two in the bush And anything to do with Mac is guaranteed to stimulate wood and/or juiciness depending upon the sex of the geek.

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    Hmmm, would the strippers be kissing?

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    Let's say that X is the number of strippers you need, Y is the attractiveness of the strippers and Z is the distraction level, the brunch is 3 hours long, and M is the number of meats served at the brunch....I think it is something like...

    X = ((((Y^1/2)*3)*Z)/M)

    Umm..wait...is the ham at this brunch kosher...that screws this all up. I better ask my wife...she was a math major.

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    Fourteen dancers. My dart board said so, and it's always right.

    Each guy gets three dancers. The two remaining get to make out with the chick.
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    I just could not stay away with a question like that. I think GenWar was onto something with his fourmula.

    Are the strippers in sexy clothes or naked?

    Fully sexy clothes would be more effective, even if they were normal but inspired sexy thoughts.


    Thinking about it why would computer guys be talking about a new mac? Me I'd have to go for the oh so sexxy Sony VAIO U series, not even available outside of Japan. So tiny, yet so powerful, I almost drool for it.

    How hot are the strippers?


    FBR could be right one stripper may work, but if they were into it she would have to jump on one of thier laps. Maybe she could jump on the girls lap and give her a DFK? That'd stop'em for a bit.


    If it was me all she'd have to do is say Hi... sexy voice and looking right at me of course.
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    Too man variables to consider:

    How geeky are the guys? Have any of them ever talked to a woman before?

    The danger here is that some guys are so geeky than a woman will never penetrate that sexual shield, unless of course she takes off her clothes. Given that this is a brunch (I'm assuming out somewhere not at your house), that's not likely to happen.

    I've never encountered a female geek. This is utterly outside my area of experience. That's a tough call...

    I'll have to go with 4. Pair up 3 strippers with the 3 geeks most likely to succome to the attention. Pair the 4th up with the female geek and get some girl-on-girl shit going! That will take down the 4th guy's shield, no matter how geeky he is, and it will have the added benefit of helping the other 3 girls accomplish the stated objective!

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    NCL that gets me thinking how geeky are these guys?

    Anyone having seen Hentai Anime or other porn (good stuff not the torture stuff) would probablly be more turned on by sexy clothing, than full nudity.
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