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"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"





Duuude, that's why I insist on them. Boyfriend or not--put your damn hat on!
Seen it.
That kid needs to spend some time in "time out."
OMG, that is too funny! I can TOTALLY relate...



That kid acts like my ex-roommates kid. Needless to say, that's why I don't live there anymore. Sheesh!![]()





Send him to the naughty mat! Man my son has never gotten that bad. Itis nasty when they do that in public.
Good add for a condom. Seems similar to the Hitler one.
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
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I would whip that kid's ass so hard if that were my child.
Yeah, what that kid needs is a hot wheel track on his ass!!!! Its waaayyyyy past time out in that case. My kids know they're in for a severe ass kickin if they pull that tantrum shit with me!!!





Amen to that. But now a days that considered child abuse.Who came up with that rule anyway? Give me a fucking break. The most disciplined kids I know of are the one who get an old fashion ass whoopin'.
Amen! My mother would've yanked me out of that store before I knew what was happening, and whipped my tail in the parking lot. At least I guess she would have, because even at that age, I knew better than to act like that!
The worst thing I ever did in grocery stores... I've always loved to be barefoot (that's what yekhefah means, actually) and when I was little, I'd always pull off my socks and shoes while mom did her grocery shopping. I'd stuff my socks and shoes behind the merchandise and mom wouldn't notice it was gone until she got me home. We were dirt poor then, and she was PISSED at all the socks and shoes I lost that way. Finally she just let me go barefoot. Victory was mine, ha ha!!![]()



*shudder*
There is nothing worse than that sound, that shrill sound of a child screaming. I swear to God, hah. It makes me feel hesitant about having kids. ><
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^^^ It makes me stand firm in not having children when I hear them whinge, scream and be a bloody nuisance/pest when the parent is in the supermarket.
The problem now-days is that children KNOW they have rights and tend to abuse those rights compared to the "good ol' days". Goodness, my mother did ass whoop me at times. Other times she would just leave me alone to have my tantrum.... seriously.. she would just walk away when I would sit down, be stubborn and throw a tanty.
I adore that commercial too! Must show others............
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Man, if I taught sex ed, teenage pregnancy, STD spread, and unwanted children would be a thing of the past.
Things I'd teach:
-The long-ass needle they use to administer antibiotic rounds into your butt cheeks for chylamidia and gonorrhea.
-The social impact of HIV (can't go with crowds b/c of chances of infection, need to boil fruit, etc).
-I'd make them carry around those programmable baby dolls that cries and records how long it took for you to change, feed, etc them.
^^^ When I was in junior high, our science teacher did a week of sex ed that consisted largely of showing us large, full-color pictures of badly diseased genitals on the overhead projector. That was some NASTY shit, let me tell you! It was months before we'd even kiss each other again. Nowadays whenever I think about unprotected sex, I think about those pictures. Ugh.
Of course, we quickly resumed our making out in junior high with the assumption that we would KNOW if someone had an STD... after all, we learned how to recognize STD's by seeing all those pictures of oozing black-and-yellow penises.Dumbass kids.
PFft it didn;t seem to make a dent of difference for all those people who simply "pulled out."
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