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    Exclamation Ken Lay Is Dead!!!

    Wow!! Talk about avoiding a prison sentence....

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060705/...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl

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    Sorry, I didn't know where the thread was s'posed to go...
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

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    I knew he was going to get out of it some how!

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    Heart attack? He had a HEART? J/k. Good luck at the Pearly Gates, Ken.

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    Once more enron employees are slighted by Ken Lay.

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    It will be interesting to see if Bush attends the funeral of his convicted felon friend.




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    His heart failed? Huh. Must've atrophied from disuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    His heart failed? Huh. Must've atrophied from disuse.
    HAHAHA!!! Reminds me of a line from Eric Idle's "Fuck You Very Much" song in which he says, "Your pacemaker must be a fame, you haven't got a heart," about Dick Cheyney.

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    I love that song! "So, FUCK you very much, the F.C.C.!"

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    I wonder if the SOB off-ed himself. It seems too convenient of him to croak ahead of his October sentencing.

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    Nah, he probably really did die of a heart attack. He felt so good ass raping his employees and then cried about how they had to sell everything they owned to "survive". He probably had nightmares about his new boyfriends in prison. LOL

    I personally think that the government should have seized all of his money and possessions, sold them and redistributed the money to the employees who were robbed blind by this asshole and his cronies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Lee
    It will be interesting to see if Bush attends the funeral of his convicted felon friend.
    Doubtful. Bush's approval rating is so low right now this would just make it lower. I'm sure he's profoundly grateful for the fact that "Kenny Boy" and Co. were the largest donors to his political campaigns.

    Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person. They ruined so many lives.
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    Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

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