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    I'm Canadian and after a small tour of the USA strip clubs (mainly spearmint rhino) in NY LA , San Diego, Vegas, an San Fran, etc I noticed that San fran has the WORST strippers I've ever experienced.

    I read an saw a few books & documentaries on strippers and one thing that stood out was that San Fransico since being the gay lez. capital of USA has way too many lesbian strippers working there an if you don't already know, I hate lesbian strippers because the service sucks.

    From the moment you walk in the door your greeted with.

    1. dirty cold looks
    2. no conversation, they just sit with the other girls in tight groups by themselves ignoring every guy who wants to say hi an introduce himself
    3. No small talk, just "wannah dance (with cold unsexy look on face).
    4. General disrespect for the male gender like "I'm a naked women an your a man so therefore that's all you need...pay up!
    5. Really bad hustling skills, again, lesbians have no clue what a real man wants when it comes to ego stroking.. it's so fake it's funny an sad

    I recomend New York or Vegas but it's going to cost more but if that's what it takes to get quality, so be it.

    To all the ladies out there, is it for some reason that lesbians by the heap loads work in this industry because they're surrounded by gorgeous naked women and the feeling that since many a women being hard up on men because they meet lots an lots of scummy guys that'll they'll give up an try women.??

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    Next time, just remember not to go to San Francisco at all, because there are definitely lesbians there and lesbians are the source of all your problems. They're the only reason women aren't attracted to you, they hate you, and they want to cut off your penis. I'm glad you finally caught on.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Next time, just remember not to go to San Francisco at all, because there are definitely lesbians there and lesbians are the source of all your problems. They're the only reason women aren't attracted to you, they hate you, and they want to cut off your penis. I'm glad you finally caught on.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TaLlOnE
    the feeling that since many a women being hard up on men because they meet lots an lots of scummy guys that'll they'll give up an try women.??
    What does this even mean? Am I just being dense or is this totally unintelligible?
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    I know a lesbian stripper and she has tons of regulars and sometimes guys are waiting to just see her. Shes fucking awesome too and treats her customers well...reason she has so many regulars. So your biast view of bad service giving lesbians is all wrong because obviously its not all of them. Funny how you think they are all lesbians.....thats what I tell guys when I want to get away from them. Truth:Im only Bi.

    Besides, we dont know the other half of the story from the strippers you could have been trying to finger them as they walk by who the fuck knows how gentlemen-like you were when you were visiting these clubs that supposedly "suck".
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    Am I the only one who's seen TaLlOnE's lesbian rant before?

    Really, guys, stop lying to him. It's time to be honest with him about the lesbian conspiracy against him. I'm starting to feel sorry for the poor guy... all those lesbians hate him so much and are out to destroy his life and take away all his women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaLlOnE
    I'm Canadian and after a small tour of the USA strip clubs (mainly spearmint rhino) in NY LA , San Diego, Vegas, an San Fran, etc I noticed that San fran has the WORST strippers I've ever experienced.

    I read an saw a few books & documentaries on strippers and one thing that stood out was that San Fransico since being the gay lez. capital of USA has way too many lesbian strippers working there an if you don't already know, I hate lesbian strippers because the service sucks.

    From the moment you walk in the door your greeted with.

    1. dirty cold looks
    2. no conversation, they just sit with the other girls in tight groups by themselves ignoring every guy who wants to say hi an introduce himself
    3. No small talk, just "wannah dance (with cold unsexy look on face).
    4. General disrespect for the male gender like "I'm a naked women an your a man so therefore that's all you need...pay up!
    5. Really bad hustling skills, again, lesbians have no clue what a real man wants when it comes to ego stroking.. it's so fake it's funny an sad

    I recomend New York or Vegas but it's going to cost more but if that's what it takes to get quality, so be it.

    To all the ladies out there, is it for some reason that lesbians by the heap loads work in this industry because they're surrounded by gorgeous naked women and the feeling that since many a women being hard up on men because they meet lots an lots of scummy guys that'll they'll give up an try women.??
    Additionally, Lesbians have caused massive droughts in areas simpoly by drinking water that non-lesbians could have been drinking. I think the whole 1930s Midwest Dustbowl disaster was caused by a group of lesbians in Oklahoma who were just a little too thirsty.

    Damn you lesbians! Stop drinking all my water! And leave my graham crackers alone!

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    Well, TaLlOnE, next time you're in a strip club in a straight area like New York, you could try tipping the dancers rather than sitting down and waiting. Straight dancers like money almost as much as lesbians like water and graham crackers.
    Last edited by Yekhefah; 07-05-2006 at 10:43 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaLlOnE
    I walk in, I sit down an wait
    I obey the rules
    *sniff sniff* smell like BS to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TaLlOnE
    I walk in, I sit down an wait
    I obey the rules
    Maybe you accidentally walked in the bathroom and sat down, without realizing it.

    That might be the problem.

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    A Lesbian once bit my sister. Mind you, Lesbian bites can be nasty!

    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Oh no, Mr. Christopher! Lesbians are like zombies... once one bites a woman, she becomes a lesbian too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    A Lesbian once bit my sister. Mind you, Lesbian bites can be nasty!

    No realli! She was Karving her initals on the lesbian with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: "The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink".


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    A Lesbian once bit my sister. Mind you, Lesbian bites can be nasty!

    ^^^
    Ummm... that might have been me. I'm sorry... it was a misunderstanding.
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    I have worked in several clubs in San Francisco and I know only a very, very small handful of lesbian strippers.

    The atmosphere in the SF clubs in the past few years has changed because of the lack of money and the rising incidences of extras. Plus, on the Broadway strip, there are now police checkpoints for drunk drivers on the weekends which cuts down on the customers coming into the clubs at peak hours. These are things that can definitely affect the attitude of the dancers in any club.

    What club did you go to?

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    I got bit by a lesbian once. I am allergic to daylight now
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    There you go, man! You stick it to those lesbians! Fight the power!

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    Ah, I love the smell of banning in the morning....smells like....lesbians.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaLlOnE
    an prester john, your just a ass kisser, walk around agreeing with anything they say in the hopes you'll get on they're good side to get laid.
    We told you its all a consperiacy against you! The lesbians are making even the straight men gang up on you!! Run get away while you can!

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    Wait... I have other lesbian powers too.... Like, I want to talk deeper, and lick EVERYTHING.... and I can fly.... and I like the vagina... and....OH NO.... I'M TURNING INTO A LESBIAN.

    Talione....hold me...

    And whatefer prester john is doing works.... I would put out for that boy...
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaLlOnE
    an prester john, your just a ass kisser, walk around agreeing with anything they say in the hopes you'll get on they're good side to get laid.
    I'm so glad you figured this out and you're not doing this. A much better way to get laid is to scream and bitch and call everyone bitchy names, and rant about the lesbian conspiracy. Straight girls find this VERY sexy! It's how we tell how manly you are.

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    This is thread is a huge joke. Actually, Talone YOURE a joke to both sides of the sexes straight or gay. *cough* PL *cough*.
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    Yes, I'm bisexual. I was bitten by a lesbian and am slowly turning against you... that's why I'm warning you now!

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    Aww poor Talione cant get laid so hes decided that everything with a pussy is lesbian. Poor PL

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    Aww I just lost a customer I never had.. what will I ever do? *cries*

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