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    Last night I finished a stage show and went over to this dumb kid that had watched the whole thing and hadn't tipped yet. I bent over with my hand out to collect the one lonely dollar he was still holding onto, and he held it back with a grin and said, "Only if you kiss me!"

    I have TWO huge, fresh cold sores right now. I was sooooooooo tempted to do it.



    Now I kinda wish I had.

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    Ugh I woulda spiked him in the nuts.

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    wait, you mean he was about to give you whole DOLLAR?? and all he wanted in return was a kiss? if only every customer was so generous! hahahahaha! punk.

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    Yeah, I know!

    I just smiled, pointed at my own ass, and said, "Why don't YOU kiss ME instead, dipshit? Start right here!" He laughed and I grabbed the dollar. Idiot. We had a lot of that kind of thing last night for some reason.

    I should've kissed him and given him oral herpes for the rest of his life.

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    I HATE that. Goes along with the OBNOXIOUS "what are you going to do for my dollar?"

    I had a guy say that to me once...he was with his brother and a group of friends. I told him for his dollar I'd punch him in the face. He asked "why would i pay you for that" I said "You wouldnt...but I bet your brother would"...his brother busted up laughing and started throwing money at me telling me to beat the shit out of the guy..that he deserved it for being so rude!!! Put him in his place at least....thought he was going to look SO cool in front of his "boys" and turns out,his boys were on MY side!!

    And oh yeah...I bent him over and spanked him with his brothers belt!Made a decent amount off those guys and he was mercilessly called an asshole by his friends all night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah

    I just smiled, pointed at my own ass, and said, "Why don't YOU kiss ME instead, dipshit? Start right here!"
    nice! i wish i could come up with stuff like that. the best i can ever do is just smile and walk away *sigh*

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    Cameronkeys, that's fucking AWESOME. You're my new hero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Cameronkeys, that's fucking AWESOME. You're my new hero.

    LOL..I dont know about hero...but I can definatley be a bitch when its deserved!!

    Funny thing is..it seems that the bigger a bitch I am..the more money I make!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameronkeys
    I HATE that. Goes along with the OBNOXIOUS "what are you going to do for my dollar?"

    I had a guy say that to me once...he was with his brother and a group of friends. I told him for his dollar I'd punch him in the face. He asked "why would i pay you for that" I said "You wouldnt...but I bet your brother would"...his brother busted up laughing and started throwing money at me telling me to beat the shit out of the guy..that he deserved it for being so rude!!! Put him in his place at least....thought he was going to look SO cool in front of his "boys" and turns out,his boys were on MY side!!

    And oh yeah...I bent him over and spanked him with his brothers belt!Made a decent amount off those guys and he was mercilessly called an asshole by his friends all night.
    awesome!
    I have actually asked guys what THEY would do for dollar, funny thing is they hate to be asked it also..
    I think all men, before enjoying a strip club, should have to get up on stage in heels and dance to three songs, two wouldn't be sufficient. The club owners should have to also, and it won't be women watching, but horny men that want to put their nuts in a vice..
    ^^^^ And this is me in a good mood!
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    yea yesturday at work there was this guy like about 21 yrs old sitting by the stage watching but not tipping, then on the last song of my set, he gave me a dollar and was like "yup u worked for it!" acting like a dollar is some big deal to me or sumthin...i just looked at him like he was stupid...

    i HATE when guys give us single dollars and think thats some big deal to us! then they act like we have to do something to deserve it! jeeze, if its like that then i feel like id rather them not tip me at all then to insult me like that.

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    Amen and amen!

    I had a guy sitting at the tiprail last night with a bunch of singles tightly clutched in his hand. At the end of the show, he had tipped me one dollar. I had kept my bottoms on because no one else was tipping either. So I looked down and said, "ONE dollar and there's five of you guys? Come on!" The guy huffed, "I was gonna give you more, but you never took your bottoms off." I said, "When you go to the movies, do you pay before the show or afterward?" He goes, "I don't go to the movies. I watch them at home."

    I left that stupid asshole and went off to the VIP with a guy who had just sat down... that guy spent $300 until his friend dragged him out of there and carried on about my perfect body and never touched me until I invited him to. So just remember, for every dickhead who wants to give you a hard time, there's another who knows the game!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckiCharm
    yea yesturday at work there was this guy like about 21 yrs old sitting by the stage watching but not tipping, then on the last song of my set, he gave me a dollar and was like "yup u worked for it!" acting like a dollar is some big deal to me or sumthin...i just looked at him like he was stupid...

    i HATE when guys give us single dollars and think thats some big deal to us! then they act like we have to do something to deserve it! jeeze, if its like that then i feel like id rather them not tip me at all then to insult me like that.

    Yeah, when guys act like that I tell them to keep their dollar...that they obviously need it more than I do if they are SO concerned about what they are getting for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Yeah, I know!

    I just smiled, pointed at my own ass, and said, "Why don't YOU kiss ME instead, dipshit? Start right here!" He laughed and I grabbed the dollar. Idiot. We had a lot of that kind of thing last night for some reason.

    I should've kissed him and given him oral herpes for the rest of his life.
    The thing is, I'm sure he'd be glad to kiss your ass, actually, he'd probably lick it if you gave him the chance to kiss it, ewww!!!!!! Barf, barf!!! Last night there were like 4 hispanic guys sitting near our stage at the bar and they kept trying to get a free peak by trying to look under my skirt from where they were sitting. I said "no free peaks, you want to see what's under here, you have to pay for it" They first tipped a whole dollar, who hoo! They were like, "ok we paid, now take it off" Our club has a rule that I love, $5 to remove the top, $10 to remove the bottoms. So I said, "ok that's a start, 4 more for the top, then when my top was removed, ok 5 more for the bottom." Surprisingly, they did end up doing it but it was like they were parting with their best friend in the whole world! losers! *rolls eyes*

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    BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! you should've! that is too tempting!

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    Personally, I would've done it. Teach the little punk a lesson. Is it just me or do the young ones (anyone under the age of 25 years) these days just all seem like punks and act like they are better than us (even tho' I'm older) ???

    As for the movie guy, regardless if he watches movies at home... he still has to go to the store and purchase the DVD first before he watches the movie. I would've retorted with: "So you're telling me you're a thief then? That's the only way someone can watch a movie without paying for it first. I don't want your dirty money."

    I use theme parks and attractions (since there are alot of them here on the Gold Coast) as my anology in re: you having to pay before you play. I ask them have they been to any of the theme parks or attractions here within the Gold Coast? (There's a damn good chance they've been to one at least) So.. you should know that you have to pay up-front before you can enjoy the attraction. The attraction here is my beauitful pussy... so pay and you'll get to enjoy see-ing her splendour.

    If he still is being cheap, I just walk away.

    At the same time, sometimes I just don't have the energy to deal with these cheapos so I just walk away.


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    That is so cute to say the attraction is seeing her in her splendour. Awwww.

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    Ahh... Gold Coast theme parks. That takes me back. My ex is a theme park junkie and he worked at Movie World; give him a day off and he wants to go to theme parks and ride roller coasters all damn day. I did enjoy Dreamworld though - he got roller coasters, I got to pet a tiger!

    My cold sores right now are at their freshest, most contagious state. I almost did grab the back of his head and plant a good, hard, firm kiss on him. But the whole club was watching and I didn't want to give anyone the wrong idea. Maybe I should've taken him into the back and charged an extra hundred to share The Gift That Keeps On Giving... in his pants.

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    If the money is in their hand and they hold back or ask me to work for it, I just grab it and walk away laughing. Other customers seem to really enjoy this and usually come up and tip me while laughing themselves.

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