Last night I finished a stage show and went over to this dumb kid that had watched the whole thing and hadn't tipped yet. I bent over with my hand out to collect the one lonely dollar he was still holding onto, and he held it back with a grin and said, "Only if you kiss me!"
I have TWO huge, fresh cold sores right now. I was sooooooooo tempted to do it.
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Now I kinda wish I had.


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