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    I am about to swear off female customers forever. Nearly every time I give them a dance, they aren't wearing undies. Grrrrrr... I know they are probably doing it for their guy and that it's awesome that they came in and adore me, but when I am giving you a lap dance, it is NOT a pleasant surprise.
    The coolest chick came in last night on her 6th anniversary with the hubby. This couple was made for me and I knew it immediately, I just had to win them over, hence the extra pole tricks, ha ha.
    She was an attractive 40 something dressed quite demurely and that impressed me right away. She came in for the show and for her husband not to stand out. And they tipped well, bought dances and even paid for the VIP, 150 for 15mins. She wasn't handsy or pervy in any way, so I am being forgiving of the missing underwear, BUt I don't want to experience it again. ever
    Super grrr.. Why they do this to me, I will never know.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    That's insane. I dance for female customers all the time - one might say it's my speciality - and I very often am one too. I have never, ever seen this. I think it would creep me out, most definitely.

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    Yes, I have seen this many times!!! It's almost always an attractive woman who came in with ther husband or boyfriend.

    Yeah, what exactly do they expect us to do when we find thier little surprise? Yikes!

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    Default Re: WEAR PANTIES, ladies!

    i never had that problme becuse i avoided females in the club like the plauge I am not at all into girls i the thought of giveing them a dance was not for me.

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    ^^^ I usually avoid them as well.. I never seem to get any money from them so I leave them to other girls that might have better luck.. BUT this couple was awesome! The guy was non invasive, he wanted her to have fun and didn't care if he watched or not, so I knew it was genuine. It was all about her and she was all about her, tons of fun for me. They complimented me in such a way that it really seemed new and fun. She was a person I know that I could adore, BUT grrrrrrrrrr... That surprise killed me! Bummer, all the good ones seem flawed.
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    Well was it cute at least? I danced for this couple a while back, they came in once a week for a few months. Good money, nice people, dependable regulars...no panties. She didn't once have on a pair of panties. And she was straight out of the 70's...full bush, not even a trim. Ewww!! Oh well, it's only a pussy. As long as it doesn't smell...

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    heh heh
    she was shaven and no smell.. She was just a chill and clean lady. Wow, bush, wow.. I remember when I first started dancing I had one.. Another dancer trimmed it for me my first night.. Ah, the younger days.
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    lol. I think the worst I ever saw was an overweight woman wearing a short skirt and g that had ridden up her coochie. Needless to say, I was a bit more distant and averted my eyes as the dance went on.

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    I've def had this happen! Some of my best customers were couples because everyone else was afraid of the spouse/girlfriend. It always seemed like the women who went without underwear were expecting a little extra. I mean if you think about it, men do the same thing but when it's a women I think they assume we are all lesbians or we're all freaks and wild! Those women really love to grind when we're trying to give dances too!

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    I danced for a couple once.. and i was on my knees in front of the girl.. (she was wearing panties *thank god*) and her man.. takes my head and forces me down .. i was so grossed out because she smelled soooo disgusting down there, like rotten cheese... I never danced for a couple since...

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    I've had this happen to me too... not a LOT but, enough... I can honestly say that, out of all of the times I've gotten the Hello Kitty surprise, it was only scary twice. Thankfully the majority of them were well maintained kitties... not rabid, feral, street kitties. Heh. But still! Jeez. Not what I wanted to dance on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    ...the Hello Kitty surprise...

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    I can definately attest to the no panties syndrome with the females be they single as part of a couple (be it lesbian or hetro or even with a male friend) .... I used to love dancing for couples however I find (for me personally) that they are usually more trouble than they're worth due to the fact that they usually either expect more (ie me kissing the girlfriend as part of the dance) or want me to come home with them or so forth. It's easier for me personally to deal with similiar behaviour in lone male customers than a couple.

    I'm one of those that will dance for a couple if they have outwardly shown signs that they are there to spend and have a good time... otherwise I leave them alone.


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    I have been a female customer and can't imagine getting a lap dance with no panties. I even felt a little weird when I wore a short skirt once. maybe they are women who normall don't wear panties? I dunno. I always wear them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrustratedBunny
    I have been a female customer and can't imagine getting a lap dance with no panties. I even felt a little weird when I wore a short skirt once. maybe they are women who normall don't wear panties? I dunno. I always wear them.

    I normally dont wear underwear when I wear a skirt... personal kink of mine. But if I am going to a strip club... as a customer... I wear pants anyways... if I DID wear a skirt to a SC.... I would toss on a thong. Respect for the dancers and all. Sheez.
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    LOL this thread has me laughing my ass off! This has happened to me before, actually at halloween this happened to me at a regular, upscale night club. I was there with another dancer and this guy that we're both friends with and this couple comes and hits on me and the guy and the wife was loaded and flashing me her puss! Yikes. I think my guy friend went home with them or something like that.
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    You know...I have been a customer at SCs and not worn panties before (no VPLs for me) but I always turn both legs to the side or put my dress or my sweater over my crotch. I've had a girl that was dancing for me REMOVE my panties.....that was OK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkispimp
    I danced for a couple once.. and i was on my knees in front of the girl.. (she was wearing panties *thank god*) and her man.. takes my head and forces me down .. i was so grossed out because she smelled soooo disgusting down there, like rotten cheese... I never danced for a couple since...
    That's fucking nasty. EW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twisterinAZ
    That's fucking nasty. EW.
    i know...

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    all right, i'm officially an idiot. how could you tell that they were'nt wearing panties? were you undressing them, or were they in tiny skirts?

    and from the other threads i've read, i've already learned that i should wear pants, anyway, not a tiny skirt, to a strip club. i usually don't wear underwear, but i guess i'll go ahead and toss some on for the sake of "decency". lol
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    Well.....I guess it's no more "commando" for me.
    It was fun while it lasted.

    Kidding, of course.

    Safest to only approach us gals wearing slacks, eh?

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    ......i know this may sound naive, but how are you discovering thier lack of underwear? I never wear panties...unless i'm wearing a short skirt (which is maybe once a year).
    For the record i rarely buy lapdances either.

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    Just a week ago we had a couple bachlorette parties in the club and while on stage I went to get a dollar off of the bachlorettes pants that dropped (with my hands, but had to get my face about a foot and a half from her kitty) and oh my god the STANK coming off of her was enough to gag me.

    I came back up choking and the other girls on stage were staring at me and I just looked at them and said dont go deep sea diving over here. The other dancers laughed their asses off and the customers were to drunk to notice.

    For the record she had JEANS on and I dont know about panties.

    Ick..... Im choking now just remembering it!!

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    The women that I came across all wore short skirts. When I would start dancing they would take the normal stance of a person who is recieving a dance, which is to spread the legs slightly so I can dance between them. One body slide later, I'm on my knees, all have to do is glance up and there it is! These ladies have all done it quite purposefully, it's never an oops I forgot type of thing. Some of them even hike their skirts right up. And all but one of them has been very attractive, well dressed and looked like they had money. If it weren't for the kitty surprise I'd almost say 'classy.'

    In fact, one woman was --incredibly-- hot. She wore a long black skirt slit all the way up her thigh, long dark hair, fake boobs. Halfway through the dance she slid the skirt over and there is was. If she wasn't so forward I would have probably been interested.

    Everyone one of these women was there with her man, and surely looking for a girl to go home with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by venusofwillendorf
    all right, i'm officially an idiot. how could you tell that they were'nt wearing panties? were you undressing them, or were they in tiny skirts?

    and from the other threads i've read, i've already learned that i should wear pants, anyway, not a tiny skirt, to a strip club. i usually don't wear underwear, but i guess i'll go ahead and toss some on for the sake of "decency". lol
    I danced for a couple (incidentally the first couple and first woman I ever danced for). She was wearing a sort of low scoop necked dress that hit above the knee while she was standing. Anyhow it was bad enough that the first thing she did was pull her top down to reveal she had enormous tits and no bra on. I did the body slide (like someone else mentioned down to the floor) and there it was. The skirt part of her dress had riden up a bit, that coupled with my position gave me a prime view.

    Myself, everytime i've gone into a club as a customer i've worn pants or shorts. If I DID wear a skirt/dress i'd sure as fuck wear panties.



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