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    Grar to all the creepy as shit guys who come in, stare like it's free, and don't tip after a dance. I was sitting at the bar early on in the day when a creepy fucker and his friend offered me a drink. Being as I'm recovering from food poisoning, I chose ginger ale, which they gave me shit about (what? no alcohol?). A few minutes later, slidy shorts man asked me for a dance. I obliged, but I have to say, WTF is up with the fucking slidy shorts and no underwear?! I can understand the slidy pants. Still creepy, but at least they don't move that much, but slidy shorts?! I hardly even touched him and they started riding up.
    He was also one of those who wanted to touch, and apparently "no" was not one of the english words he understood, or chose to understand. I didn't even ask for another dance due to the creepiness. At the end, he stalled about paying me, then made a big show of reaching for his wallet, fanning out the bills inside so I could see he had at least $300. Then he counted out the ones to pay me. No. Fucking. Tip. He was even rubbing the ones together to make sure he didn't give me any more than was absolutely necessary.
    The rest of the day was guys just like him. Carpet-starers, tip-line pervs, drunken morons in the pit yelling at me. Urge to kill... rising....

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    I haven't had a slidy shorts/pants dude for years... but I remember how nasty that always was. UGH, you could FEEL it! ::puke::
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    oh sorry hun that sucks at least he did not make the nasty tounge motion that the nastys guys do thinking thats going to turn us on yuck.

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    ewww... So SO sorry. I had a bunch of "spread it open" guys on Friday. Everytime they put a dollar out they would ask the girl to spread it open. They would take back the dollar if the girl refused. Where the fuck do these morons come from????
    CARMEN IS HOTT 4 A BLACK CHICK!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz
    Carpet-starers, tip-line pervs, drunken morons in the pit yelling at me. Urge to kill... rising....
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

    CARMEN IS HOTT 4 A BLACK CHICK!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz
    He was also one of those who wanted to touch, and apparently "no" was not one of the english words he understood...
    I learned a great Spanish phrase on this forum (sorry, I forgot from who). "'No' en espanol mismo 'no' en englais. Que no comprende?" It means, "'No' in Spanish is the same as 'no' in English. What do you not understand?" I've gotten quite a bit of use out of it.

    And yeah, I don't know what the fuck is up with this weekend but my club was full of those guys, too. I hope this week is better. It HAS to be!

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    I ONCE danced for a guy in shorts like that. It's disgusting! no underwear!! Had to keep my distance, you could see how hard the guy was after I started dancing. If I see a guy with those slidy shorts on, I DON'T dance for him. I'd rather not make the money!

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    Default Re: Slidy shorts and bad tipping

    On a positive note, at least the shorts weren't wet...

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    Oh god, I had one of these yesterday! The thing is, he was from out of town, just traveling through on business, and I kept thinking "Did he pack those shorts just for hitting the strip clubs out of town..?"
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    Yes, almost certainly he did...

    What kind of loser wears slidypants to a stripclub? The worst, most pathetic kind of all. Proclaiming to all the world he is there for one reason, and one reason only, to get his dick rubbed.

    Sadly, this is becoming more and more the primary motivation for guys to go to stripclubs, and in my opinion is a major force in the decline of the industry, and the reason we are seeing more and more prostitution in the clubs.

    To guys whose primary motivation is getting their dick rubbed, a lapdance is a purely sexual act, regardless of what it means to the dancer.

    This kind of guy is the worst, though--where your average guy getting his dick rubbed will be sorely tempted by his arousal to try for more, and it's a matter of chance how rude he will be about it, this guy is proclaiming to the world from the get-go that he doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks about it.
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    Did I mention the fucktard tried to lick my back during the airdance I gave him?

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