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    Okay so i took 2 days off of work..I have old lady stripper pains

    36 hours straight im ready to just kill over.

    At any rate so im bored and walking to grab food ..coming home and checking out strange shit on the net.


    I knew of this " new jersey gotti hotti " bullshit via myspace because even though I live in chicago they all seem to find me and want me to add them etc.

    But i never knew there were "hotti lovers" sites etc.

    If you dont know what im talking about check this shit out.

    Insanely funny.

    Who wants to look like this ?! lol



    Okay but if i got to bang one of em'...this would be the one


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    Wow that guy is fucking hot!! I want a piece too!

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    yah seriously. I'd fuck him. Man would I fuck him.
    As long as he does that face and I can play some billy idol to be a lover in the background.

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    I want the friend! Is same room okay?

    (There's an armani exchange somewhere in NJ that's doing very good business.)


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    could you imagine getting some hot young tight ass like that

    Hello mrs robinson

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    i must be weird because I totally don't find any of those guys attractive.

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    not weird. just the blonde is hot.

    He's got that billy idol thing going on. if he had brown hair i wouldn't be so into it

    and i dont date blondes but hey if i can get him to fake a brit accent , snarl and wear leather pants while eating me out ...

    you know i'm all for goals

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    Those Gotti boys annoy the ever loving hell out of me. Once upon a time, I came from a well off Italian NY family... and they make them look bad. Really. Ugh. And One of the pluses of leaving Long Island and the city behind for Florida... no Hedgehog Headed Wop Wannabe Boy Toy Morons! Huzzah! They were EVERYwhere where I lived before I moved. It was like a zombie movie, but with an infestation of brainless faux Italians.
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    ^Totally agree with everything. Their Grandpa would've bumped them off by now if he was still with us. Their mother needs a swift kick to the face too.

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    hahahahaha.

    guys like these are everywhere NJ & NY.

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    so what is with the hair? does anyone know?

    I read this other site that's down right now...

    Says its all house music..steroids, xtc and the fucking hair and spray tans

    I dont get it.

    The house music/xtc and hair was more ole skool candy kids that went to raves and were into the anime bit.

    The steriods and tight shirts..spray tans were always the meatheads that were basically gay but tried to play like they weren't.

    But they all do that puckered lip thing...and sorta too much makeup...

    I dont get it. Ive only seen one wandering around the city of chicago..maybe he was lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka
    hahahahaha.

    guys like these are everywhere NJ & NY.
    Providence and Craaaaannnnston too (RI). Fucking Guidos.

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    Those girls have no tits and they're kinda ugly.

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    CO! Too damn funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    Those girls have no tits and they're kinda ugly.

    Two cents.
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    <<<<<< Hey, just look at me--I have more tits than they do.
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    Ugh. I don't find them attractive either.

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    I just have to say it, they look like bishonen yaoi boys.

    Yes a vague resembelance to Billy Idol in that one, but Billy used to have better muscles!
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    billy still does have better muscles.

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    They are a legend in their own minds. Although, I can't dis 'em too hard 'cause they 'drop dollahs on some brown sugah'!

    Tart, this Friday at happy hour do your Guido fist pump while driving 90 miles an hour down the Pahkway, cuttin' othah people off as you go down the shore, girl!!! Only then will you feel your inner Guido--er, Guidette!

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    I am so out of pop culture. Clueless here. Are these the male versions of Paris Hilton or something?

    (CO...... that was great.)

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    Dam Tart, your right, Billy Idol is old enough to be my father and is still in great shape!

    Shit I'm going to go jump on the exercise bike.

    Found one 2003, pic and one 2005, still going strong and born in 1955.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Idol
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    I saw billy idol a LOT last year in concert and he'll be here the 28th... i'll toss my panties at the congress theater when he goes on stage.

    I guess I can drive down Lakeshore drive pumping my fist .to rebel yell with a headband on and spike up my extensions ...use some bronzer and expose my chest..

    wait i already do that shit.

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