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    Default sterotype.. just got it tonight!

    so i was working the floor, when i came up to this young buck. i gave him my best come on, he said " do you know where i can get some cke" i said "NO!" HE said " come on. your a stripper you know where to get some " I said "" ENOUGH WITH THE STEROTYPING!' he kept on with this shit, i got a manager, he kicked him out this was b.s......do you agree? aren't you sick of it?

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    I had a guy ask me once where he could get some coke. I just gave him a big, silly smile and said, "Right over there at the bar! Didn't they offer you any drinks when you came in?"

    Sometimes if you act like you don't know what they're talking about, they decide it's not worth explaining and they drop it. That works for me, anyway.

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    I had some guy ask me for some "shit". I was like "huh?" he was like, "You know, crystal". I was like, "uhhhhh... I have no idea". He was like, "You're a stripper! You're supposed to know that stuff!" I was like ........................ No.

    Ugh, and tonight, this guy told me I seemed too smart to be a stripper! I was like, "thanks, I guess?"

    Dumbasses.
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    Haha! At least You got him kicked out!!

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    I've gotten that too. I can't even sniff without some sort of innuendo. I had some guy tell me "we could get high all night long" if I went home with him, as if that would be the best thing in the world to me. I 've never been high on anything. Morons
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    sometimes when I sniff, I'd rather then think it's coke than a cold

    I don't get asked about coke very often, but it's most awkward when it's a customer spending money. Especially if he wants to share it with someone. Because it's not like there aren't tons of girls that would LOVE that.

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    Oh my god, you should try being me. I am really excited and enthusiastic about everything. I sit down, and talk fast and with a lot of animation. Never done an illegal drug in my life (except like 3 times in high school and college).
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    LoL Jenny your just bubbly. I had the girls ask me what you were on the other night.. I was like 'shes high on life' rofl

    I had this chick come flying up to me one night and she goes 'yo bitch where can I get me some smack?' I looked at her and went 'huh?' so goes 'yo you know smack' I go 'wtf is smack? and do I look like im from the ghetto?' she goes 'oh fuck off yo bitch yo all know yo a strippra n ya'll do dat shit' I just kind of gave her a blank look and walked away. Seriously though every other word out of her mouth was 'yo' she was talking very odd... hell I wouldnt even say that she was from the ghetto. She was from her own little world.

    I had another girl come up to me one night and goes 'can you sell me some coke?' I said 'no sorry im not a waitress I cant serve soft drinks' she goes 'no no no I mean *sniff* coke'' I go 'no sorry I dont do that shit' she goes 'oh come on dont give me that shit your a stripper you all do it' I was like 'no not me, I dont even drink' she goes 'oh well what about the other girls?' my reply was 'none of them do it as far as I know, my club has a zero drug policy' she goes 'oh bull shit' and walks away... I later saw her having it out with the manager, apparently she asked him for it as well lol.

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    lol Cally, that girl's a dumb biatch




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    WTF??? Jesus....

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    Default Re: sterotype.. just got it tonight!

    Yeah, I've had people ask me that too. I just tell them, sorry can't help you out, I don't do that stuff and don't know anyone in here that does. THen I get the "well, you're all strippers, there's gotta be someone in here that has some". I then said "well, if there is, I don't know who because I don't do that. Sorry!!!" *rolls eyes* We are dancers, not drug dealers! WTF???

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    but there is truth in the stereotype, unfortunately.

    There is always a girl that does that stuff (probably the majority are on something that's snorted or swallowed.)

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    I have a story on this topic:
    When I worked at a different club this woman customer comes in and very shortly is very drunk. After Im done giving her and her male companion dances she asks me to "go to the bathroom with her". I declined as she persisted that I do that sort of stuff. I make my exit and proceed to tell the bouncer. Minutes later girl customer and dancer enter non-dancer bathroom together where they were caught snuffing it up together. Customer was kicked out and dancer was fired on the spot.

    So yea like Emily said there is some truth in it. Thats great the management was good enough to kick him out. Sometimes its hard to get away from it let alone be near it in the club.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    but there is truth in the stereotype, unfortunately.

    There is always a girl that does that stuff (probably the majority are on something that's snorted or swallowed.)

    Yea but so are a majority of grocery store cashiers, mcdonalds employees, burger king employees, college students, personal trainers etc... people just like to point it out with strippers and make our job seem more evil

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    ^^^ Amen. When I was waitressing, EVERYONE was on drugs and fucking for money. Now that I'm a stripper, only a few people around me are doing that. Incidentally, I see much more drugs and prostitution in the movie business than in the strip club.

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    And dude... Like, would a girl actually SELL it to some random person who comes up to her and asks? Probably not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    ^^^ Amen. When I was waitressing, EVERYONE was on drugs and fucking for money. Now that I'm a stripper, only a few people around me are doing that. Incidentally, I see much more drugs and prostitution in the movie business than in the strip club.
    Seriously. When I was waitressing, I was a BIG cokehead (I think that's how I was so damn good at it! jk)-I'd take an order, go in the kitchen and do a couple lines with the cooks, other waitstaff, etc. It was fun at the time, but now I stay away from that shit. I'm content with being a pseudo-pothead
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21
    And dude... Like, would a girl actually SELL it to some random person who comes up to her and asks? Probably not.

    Hahaha! Too true. That's like just ASKING to be arrested by an undercover cop.

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    Makes you wonder how many of the guys who come in pulling this shit actually are undercover cops.

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    What are you guys talking about? I ALWAYS know where to get coke, crystal, weed, banana peels, etc. This is because I am dating a drug dealer. He sits in my apartment playing video games and smacking my 6 kids around while I'm at work. It's ok though, because I have cheated on him by sleeping with every single manager, bouncer, and dj at my club. But the real show is in the locker room! It's an orgy of lesbian sex and catfights. That is, when we're not shooting up; without drugs or alcohol we would probably start crying on stage, it's so exploitive and demeaning. Oh yeah, and I was abused when I was little, I hate men, my parents have no idea what I do for a living, and I get sexually excited when I give lapdances.

    did I miss any?

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    You missed the part about how we whore ourselves on the streets and give BJs and HJs and FS for all our customers Oh and dont forget the part about how we dont just get excited giving LDs we actually cum every time

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    Quote Originally Posted by forevernaked
    did I miss any?
    He's not a drug dealer, he's an unemployed musician (drug dealers actually have money). He smokes dope while playing video games, waiting for you to get off work. None of the six kids are from the same guy. They are trashing the apartment, lighting the garbage on fire and torturing the cats. When you get off work, he's passed out, but wakes up long enough to demand all your money. Then he bolts your place, but his car won't start, so he steals yours to try to score some dope but ends up getting busted for driving across three lawns, five lanes of traffic and the Dunkin Donuts parking lot before crashing head-first into garbage cans at the 7-11.

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    ^^^
    love it.
    oh! and of course i wanna go party with all you guys after work, but it cant be till after i go back to the other guy's hotel room for an extra 200 bucks.
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    You get $200? Damn I am a cheap whore... i've been doing it for $54.93 + gst

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    I am so happy I just read all of those because you all just made my day. That was hilarious. Mostly because it is 2:35pm I am playing video games waiting for my girl to call me from NY and tell me how much she made last night. Don't worry I am not a doin dope or slapping the kids around. I consult clubs...not a dead beat video game playing dope dealing child smacking waitin for my girl to get out of her last hotel after work scumbag. All you girls rock and thank you for the laugh.

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