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    Go ahead... i am curious... what's the worst stripper moment you have witnessed (or been a part of but hopefully not)?

    I am going to go for this as my number one and let Emily post the other goody.

    Two dancers are fighting. Both very ghetto indeed. It moves up to the dressing room and one hollers at the other, "WHY YOU TELLIN PEOPLE I F*CKED A CUSTOMER FOR $80?" the other responds, "BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD!" well fighting ensues and the second girl gets thrown out (for the evening) and as soon as she does, dancer #1 says,
    "Eighty dollars?! Shiiiiiit.... I fucked him for $200!"

    Love it!

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    LMFAO!!!



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    A girl, after talking to a customer for 30 minutes and he doesn't buy a dance...

    "Well I'm here for a fucking reason" as she holds out her garter.

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    lol lol that gave me my laugh for the am

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    Hubby said that about 2 months ago at his old club, where the women's bathroom is the public bathroom, (shared between the customers and the dancers; the club is a 3-in-one male revue,female strip and reg dance club) one of the dancers was in a screaming match with the GM (who was 5'4" btw). She was so pissed she ran into the bathroom, tore off her dress, found a toilet that had NOT BEEN FLUSHED; and SOAKED HER DRESS IN IT. THEN she went outside and THREW IT AT HIM.

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW.

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    LOL Wow.


    (Lame first post.... but.... )

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    One of my good customers was giving me shit about smoking. I turned to him and said, "Well it could be worse" as a dancer doing a lapdance across from us stopped her dance to spit tobacco juice into a shot glass.

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    My ex-husband was chilling in the club with a fresh beer he had just ordered, and this ugly, trashy, trailer-park-washout of a stripper comes up, obviously high on coke or something similar. She goes, "You wanna dance?" He told her politely, no thank you, he just got there and he was just relaxing for the time being. She got really angry and, in the worst Jerry Springer accent you've ever heard, she screamed, "AH *HATE* YEEUW, MOTHER FUCKER!" and dumped his beer on him.

    Surprisingly, that failed to result in a sale! Who'd have thought?

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    Our bartender was telling me last wedn. that a long gone girl was sitting on a customers lap, coked out of her mind, and farted-- She ended up pooping on his lap. He walked out without saying a word.

    I don't really know if it's true or not... but Funny. (in an extremely gross way!)

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    Drunk passed out stripper laying in the dressing room with no panties on and a tampon string hanging out. That image is burned into my memory. haha.
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    Haha the time a few weeks ago when me and another girl got into the "quarter throwing fight" from the stage...that was a good one. Basically this girl had been starting trouble all night, saying snide comments and when I'd mutter something back that was egotistical but not even insulting to her, she'd get all riled up and yell in my face. At one point, I was dancing and she put two quarters on the stage and claimed they were my "tip" from a customer. I pretended to toss the quarters teasingly at her but in reality didn't touch them. Later on, I put a bottle cap on the stage as her "tip" but in a much more quiet, passive way. She saw this and she threw the untouched quarters at me, I threw them back, and she started shouting stuff at me from the stage! Yeah I argued back, but more quietly. The customers went hysterical with laughter!! Good thing it was only a dead Wednesday night...either way, I got over my spat with the girl like 2 days later, I just think the quarter throwing incident was probably the funniest thing I'd gotten into since I started!

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    Oh yeah one other story about fights...I never actually witnessed a true fight at any of the 5 clubs I've worked at, or at least not one as good as the one when I worked at shitty-ol Friendlys Ice Cream about 4 yrs ago. This kinda spoiled rich girl who thought she was the shit, got into a fight in the back break room with this girl Tiny, who was the manager's daughter and not very tiny. (plus, Tiny had gotten kicked outta high school for fighting so she wasn't weak!) Apparently the first girl was mocking Tiny's mom, the manager, and Tiny got angry and they went at it. All we heard was this yelling and squawking noises from the back, finally Tiny's mom(the kitchen manager) went back there to break it up and she fired the spoiled girl on the spot. About half an hour later, the spoiled girl's lawyer dad had sent the cops to the "scene of the fight," even though I don't think there was anything broken/damaged and the fight was long over! Imagine that, calling the cops to check out a "fight scene" after it'd already been long gone!

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    1> Stripper gets really drunk. Starts throwing up in dressing room toilet. Poops on floor while puking. Steps in poo on the way out. Cleans up poo w/baby wipe. Proceeds out on floor to give lapdances and do her stage performance. (All while the shoe she stepped in poo has not been disinfected!)

    2> Guy gives stripper a dollar onstage and asks dancer if she could pick it up with her vagina. Stripper says yes, and tries to pick it up with her vagina. It doesn't work even though she is holding it open then closing it around the dollar. She then says " I know I can do it" and proceeds to lick the dollar to make it stick better. Fails. Licks dollar some more. I don't know if she succeeded the next time, I had seen enough.
    CARMEN IS HOTT 4 A BLACK CHICK!!!!!!!!

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    Why does he have a headset on his head, like Janet Jackson or some shit?
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    why does Janet Jackson have a headset on her head?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68
    Go ahead... i am curious... what's the worst stripper moment you have witnessed (or been a part of but hopefully not)?

    I am going to go for this as my number one and let Emily post the other goody.

    Two dancers are fighting. Both very ghetto indeed. It moves up to the dressing room and one hollers at the other, "WHY YOU TELLIN PEOPLE I F*CKED A CUSTOMER FOR $80?" the other responds, "BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD!" well fighting ensues and the second girl gets thrown out (for the evening) and as soon as she does, dancer #1 says,
    "Eighty dollars?! Shiiiiiit.... I fucked him for $200!"
    Yeah, that was freaking hilarious. My mouth dropped wide open when I heard that. Then all I could do is laugh. There is the part at the end where she adds, "I gots 2 kids to feed."

    Anyway....my gem for the stripper hall of fame

    There is a girl that has a broken front tooth and she has been supergluing it in place until she find a dentist. Apparently this has been going on for over a month. SUPERGLUE!!! The tooth looks all black. Add to the story that she is flaunting a Rolex that she claims is real.

    Not a lot shocks me, but this is up there. toxic chemicals in the mouth wins over paying a dentist $600.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hot4ablackchick
    1> Stripper gets really drunk. Starts throwing up in dressing room toilet. Poops on floor while puking. Steps in poo on the way out. Cleans up poo w/baby wipe. Proceeds out on floor to give lapdances and do her stage performance. (All while the shoe she stepped in poo has not been disinfected!)
    EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! If she shitted on the floor, didn't it get all over her clothes too? That is so gross! I would have protested to management about dancing on that floor after her shitty shoes danced on it. Disgusting! Why can't girls act like classy ladies, insteada non-toilet trained 3-yr-olds? And just curious, what did the other dancers say about that? Had someone seen it happen?

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    That is disgusting! And the reason I shower as soon as I possibly can after work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982
    EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! If she shitted on the floor, didn't it get all over her clothes too? That is so gross! I would have protested to management about dancing on that floor after her shitty shoes danced on it. Disgusting! Why can't girls act like classy ladies, insteada non-toilet trained 3-yr-olds? And just curious, what did the other dancers say about that? Had someone seen it happen?
    This was about three years ago, and this dancer was fired about 2 yrs ago due to a coke prob. I was making $ that night, and did not know she shit on the floor until we were paying out at the end of the night. Many girls were very upset and complaining to management. I was pissed too, as I had basically just danced on a shitty stage! Management just basically said that she was fined, and that is was her job to clean her shoe. They should have sent her home, IMO. She was also very overweight/ugly, and a the time she was wearing a too small dress that was hiked up around the waist, and maybe thats how her clothes (hopefully) did not get pooped on.
    CARMEN IS HOTT 4 A BLACK CHICK!!!!!!!!

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    WOW, those are some crazy stories!!

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    Unbelievable......

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    there was this columbian girl who used to dance at my club and she had NEVER worn tampons before. So since she was dancing and on her period, she decided to put a tampon in and ended up cutting the string way too short and couldn't get the tampon out. She was freaking out and so another girl, (who always wore a ridiculous number of rings on her fingers) took all her rings off, stuck her fingers up the columbian girl's pussy and fished around for the tampon and pulled it out. At least she washed her hands!!LOL

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    her (approaching quickly): "Hey! D'ya wanna dance?"

    me: "not right now, thank you"

    her: (looks over at bouncer) "give me a dollar"

    me: "huh?"

    her (leaning in, extending her hand): "give me a dollar"

    me: "for what?"

    her: "I need to tip out, and I think I've scared all the guys"

    {quickly gives her a dollar and leaves}


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    i love these i knew it would generate some good stories... keep em comin ladies (and custies if you have em)!

    here's another one:

    at a club i worked at that was *not so clean* the VIPs were totally private, curtain no camera etc. well this girl known for giving bjs was in the VIP room doign a 15 minute VIP and I happen to be standing right outside the room when suddenly she flings the curtain open, is wiping her mouth, and the guy is still zipping up. i just shook my head. i mean, if you are going to do extras, at least let the guy zip up!

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guenevere
    I knew a girl who used a lighter to "cut" her tampon string.


    No, no, no... the tampon was in at the time!

    Nothing funnier than a stripper running out of the stall slapping her pussy, "ouch, ouch, fuck, ouch!"
    Yeah we had one of those. She was a riot. THin as a rail redneck girl... ALWAYS drunk. We all called her the lawn dart. She'd walk up to complete strangers and eat their food... egads.


    BEst one for me was when this one Puerto Rican woman I used to work with got REAL drunk and coked up and was on stage. Some lil white bread yupie Long Island boy insulted her and she, in her most raving Hispanic-accented shriek yells, "THEEEEESE EES BULLSHIT! BITCH I DUNNO YOU BUT I WEEEEEEL CUT YOU! MUTHAFUCKA I WILL KEEEEEL YOU!!" and storms off the stage.
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    Ok ladies, these stories are HILARIOUS. I as entertained as I am disgusted.

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    Okay, okay, okay. We had a girl we knew as "That crazy girl". I think her name is Jasmine.

    She was a dirty extras girl, and she was giving one of her custies a HJ under the table, and he musta been pretty excited, cause he got it all in her hair and on her top. (Note, her hair is black. It stands out.) She...doesn't...wipe....it...off. EW.

    So, she dances all night in this cum stained top, big dried glob of ick in her hair. She gets on stage for what will be her final time tonight. Guy is sitting at the tip rail, tipping. Hands her her dollar, gets up and leave, and takes his beer. It was very clearly, his beer... dancers have to drink from special cups, and this was a custy cup. Her song ends, and she's screaming at him. "Thats my beer! Gimme my beer, bitch! Get up here, motherfucker, or I'll ride my lawnmower over you!!!!" The guy is clearly confused, and walks up to the stage to talk to her, and she does this flying catapulting leap, lands on his chest, knocks him down, covering him with icky cum in the process, and starts licking him all over. She then rips off her Gstring, and stuffs it in his mouth. The bouncers drag her off, tell her to get her stuff and leave, and she stomps out the door, tampon string flying, in high heels and nothing else, and starts screaming about how she's been robbed.

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