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    It is my DAY OFF and I'm here at the coffee shop, working on my screenplay and taking StripperWeb breaks from time to time. There is a live pianist, some ugly old man with nappy white hair. He is playing and I happen to be sitting in front of him (I was here before he was). Suddenly out of nowhere, he just finished a song and looked straight at me with a meaningful, somewhat disgusted look and loudly announced, "That was dedicated to my dermatologist."

    It took me a second to realize he's probably talking about the scab on my upper lip which is a healing cold sore. I put a little concealer on it before I left the house, but it's probably worn off. Still, fuck it, I'm not at work and excuse me for not being made-up like a movie star when I come to the fucking coffee shop.

    WTF is wrong with people? I hate Los Angeles.

    Now the stupid dick is singing. I wish I could think of a snappy insulting retort about his bad singing. Maybe I should wait until he finishes the next song and go, "Guess that one's not dedicated to your voice teacher, huh?"

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    Default Re: WTF? Not even at the club and I still get it.

    What a fucking dick!!!! I hate it when guys act like that, knowing they would cream their pants if you so much as winked at them.
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    Give him a big kiss square on the lips as you leave !

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    Default Re: WTF? Not even at the club and I still get it.

    DAMMIT, don't you hate when you come back with the perfect retort after it's already too late? I just thought of one. When he said, "That was dedicated to my dermatologist," I should've said, "Why, is he finally gonna fix all those wrinkles?"

    Argh. Oh well. At least I came up with something, even if it is way too late to actually say it.

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    Right on Curious J!

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    This is what I would do.
    Next time you see him play

    STAND OUT. LIKE STAND RIGHT AT STAGE but don't be obvious, just enough to make everyone KNOW you're there but not enought to make him stop playing.

    Then when he's done. Face everyone and Say "My dermatologist would like to dedicate that last song to all your Otologists." And just. Leave. don't look back, don't say anything don't convince anyone just leave.

    If they're a dumb crowd, say "Ear Doctors" instead of Otologists.

    Fucking douchebag. For all he knew that could have been something devistating to you. Honestly? I'da made him feel like a complete ass by fake-crying closing up all my things and just running out. But I like acting like that.
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    what a punk!

    it's not just la though. people are like that everywhere. here i ny, if you make brief eye contact and smile at a stranger, say at the market or something, they usually look at you as though you've just shouted an obscenity at them.

    and don't even Think about wearing something as shocking as...dare i say it?...plaid pants out in public. you may as well have 2 heads.

    and the funniest part is that the most judgemental and rude people tend to also be the most pathetic losers. then again, maybe that explains it....

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    -shrug- if you can't think of a snappy retort at the exact second when it's needed, then a "did your mother teach you to be that rude?" or a "what the fuck is your problem?" tends to work for me.

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    "Oh yeah? Well the Jerk Store called, and they're fresh out of you!"

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    Default Re: WTF? Not even at the club and I still get it.

    Maybe the fact that he would do something like that to someone is why he's working at a coffee shop, instead of somewhere more lucrative.

    Hell, if he keeps that up, he won't even be working there for very long!

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    I don't know if he WAS working there. He sat down and played the piano like he was working there, but he only played for about 45 minutes and then he got a glass of water and left. He tried striking up random chitchat with two other girls (both VERY butch). Maybe he's just some creepy old dude who stops in to play the piano and pretend he's Elton John during the lunch hour. Either way, the hell with him.

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    Default Re: WTF? Not even at the club and I still get it.

    I just assumed he was working there. Does that coffee shop keep that piano just so the buskers can come in and entertain? I've never seen that kind of setup before.

    Haha, I forgot, this is LA we're talking about. Everyone and their dog thinks they're a fucking entertainer!!

    In that case, yes, he is just a creep. If he's going to pull that kind of crap, I'd hope he doesn't show up again!

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    Default Re: WTF? Not even at the club and I still get it.

    LOL, what a freak! I'm sure that being such jerk gets him more than just retorts. LA sounds bad...

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    sounds just like some old freak. there is some dude in New Orleans (not sure if he's still there) that would walk around with art supplies in and around the park. Sometimes you'd see him painting or drawing or whatever in the park. My dad and I refer to him as Van Gogh.

    So one day I'm crossing the street standing next to him and he asks me if I want to be in a painting/drawing/whatever and I told him no. So then he goes "ha. I don't blame you."

    And another time he passed me when I was walking in the park and goes, "Damn, there sure are some ugly women in this park." I was walking next to another lady so I don't know which of us he was referring to but neither of us was ugly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde
    "Oh yeah? Well the Jerk Store called, and they're fresh out of you!"


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    What an asshole! I'm SO glad I don't live in LA. The superficiality of that place is sickening.


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    Honestly - he was probably trying to flirt with you. Very ineffectually. A lot of guys have weird ideas on what women find attractive (women like assholes, anyone?) If he was chatting up the other women, he was probably just trying you first. Or maybe he was trying to mean "I have a great dermatologist. Your cold sores don't scare me. Let's make out."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    "Guess that one's not dedicated to your voice teacher, huh?"

    That is perfect! I wish you would have said it to him... the jerk. A HUGE percent of the population suffers from cold sores... People really piss me off.





    I have never been to LA or a coffee shop with a pianist.. I live here in....Del-A-Where.... The state of tax free shopping...

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    Default Re: WTF? Not even at the club and I still get it.

    LOL... yeah, you see the craziest things in L. A. And the guys out here all feel like they're entitled to chat you up whenever they like. A couple nights ago I was walking to the bar to meet a friend, and this homeless guy starts following me and going, "I don't want to be rude, but you are cute as hell! What's your name? Look at that nice big backyard you got! What's your name? Hey, Backyard! I asked for your name! Fucking bitch." This kind of thing happens every freakin' day out here.

    And another Los Angeles phenomenon that cracks me up... every damn night at the club, I get somebody who insists he is a movie producer and he has a starring role I ought to audition for. Sometimes I'll feign interest to keep him talking, and he has NO idea how the business operates.

    But yeah, people are really superficial out here. Always at the club there's somebody who's like, "You'd be really pretty if you got your eyelids lifted."

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