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    Hi,

    My name is Mast,

    And I went to a Vanilla Ice concert.... and met Vanilla Ice.

    Cost of tickets? 0$
    Amount of life in this town? 0$
    Hilarity from watching a has-been artist perform his rap music only to be chanted ICE ICE BABY over and over again at a free show? Priceless.

    He's a cool guy... but c'mon....

    Hehe I had a blast tonight. For the first time in forever all my original friends are back from the service. All marines. I was the only one who didn't go. We tore this town up.

    Hope all is having a good night.

    Mast Mast Baby.
    Now that thah partay is JUMPAN
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    BWAAHHHH! That sounds terrific! It must've been awesome!

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    I have pics, but they have me in them.... like... it was funny, he had to say ICE ICE BABY in every song or people stopped paying attention. Hahahah.

    I got in some deep drama tonight too. Girls in this town SUCK.
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    OH, and if you meet vanilla ice, don't ask him if he still has the pants.... He did NOT find that funny at all.
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    LMFAO.. I have GOT to see pictures.

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    I just want to see Mast do the running man.
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    rhia! I have one on my phone.... uhm, this is the first time we've all been back.

    ANYWAYS... hehe, I was up at the bar with my friends, and he joins me... I couldn't stop laughing... Great guy tho. I mean

    to do a free concert
    on the street
    in a piece of shit town
    get boo'd until he sang ICE BABY

    he has my respect...that takes balls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    I just want to see Mast do the running man.

    I should show you pics from dc.

    Did the running man, the airwalk... and coined a new one called the Jack Hammer.

    Make like a mime....
    hold a jackhammer
    Pull the cord to turn it on

    JUMP AROUND A LOT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    I just want to see Mast do the running man.


    Mast can really cut a rug. I have the proof.
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    Evil Paige. Evil Evil

    You slice like a ninja and cut like a razorblade
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    Will it ever stop, Mast? Yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights, and I'll glow. To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal, light up the stage, wax a chump like a candle.

    I've met Mr Van Winkle. He was, truthfully, really f'n nice. I wanted to hate him, I really did. Alas, I couldn't, he was a swell fella.

    After the whole Vanilla Ice thing faded (quickly), I found his movie "Cool As Ice" at the local dollar store. Guess what every single one of my friends got for Xmas that year, baby?
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Doooooooood!!! PICS man! PICS!!!!! You can edit out your face

    That is just too funny though

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    My ex-husband once confessed to me that the last Christmas gift he gave his brother was a Vanilla Ice tape. A few months later, his brother was shot and killed. Years later, my ex felt like shit for not getting him a better Christmas gift than a damn Vanilla Ice tape.

    I got the same tape for the same Christmas and I was thrilled. I loved that damn tape, LOL!

    Considering that he lost all his fortune to David Bowie, I guess he's gotta do what he's gotta do. He was there to pave the way for Eminem, I suppose. And Snow.

    Augh... Snow. I fucking loved Snow. I still can't help but rock out when I hear "Informer."

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    I always thought Vanilal Ice was Snow, just different marketing.
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    funny i would have gone. sounds like an intresting experince

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    Well we all know the song don't we lol .. Sounds like a good time Mast and that's what its all about . Peace Out ! Word to your Mother !

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    I saw V. Ice at the Kauhna here in Delaware.... It's true that he is a sweety.... and a Gentleman. He took my hand so sweetly. *swoon* (yeah I know.....)

    I admit I had a V. Ice tape... I think I was in 5th or 6th grade cause when my mom got a listen to it, suffice to say it dissappeared.

    He was still way cooler then Milli Vannili! or whoever they were. (of course I liked them too)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    Doooooooood!!! PICS man! PICS!!!!! You can edit out your face

    That is just too funny though
    Hah, ok I'm sorry, the evening fell together too quick. No lie I didn't bring my camera. I have on shitty pic on my cellphone.

    Ok, basically I was working, and I got a phone call from a friend telling me that I need to get to this club or he'd beat my ass. I love those demands. I was working at the time so I left to run home and get changed. The club is close to the house so I hoofed it. I get up there and every thursday night they have this block party at certain points. It's a "forget your hometown sucks" thing. It's not a bad town but it does suck based upon the over all mentality.

    I arrive, and turns out, 2 more of my friends from years past where out on leave. I was stoked... I ran the block and jumped on one . I went up with one to get beers, I knew the girl working so we got about 15 bud lights for free. I dunno if it was charged or not, I didn't pay.... BEFORE YOU SCREAM I tipped her hardcore later-on. She rocks.

    We're all standing bullshitting when we hear "LETS GIVE IT UP FOR VANILLA VAN WINKLE ICE!!!!"

    Nothing. Music just starts.... That's how we found out we where at the concert.

    The only pic I have is this cheasy pic of him pulling girls on the stage to dance with him... and the stage was soooo embarassingly small... sooooo sad. But he was a champ. Played all sorts of songs but people would lose interest so he'd yell.... ICE ICE BBBBAAAABY... and then people would be interested again...

    He performed the song and all sorts of crazies started happening... like the chicks dancing with him where rocking the stage it was swaying and shit... it was hilarious.

    We went to a club afterwards and after I got done dancing to Bridgette's hips that don't lie (the remix) and Yekhefas being a teasing promiscuous girl (Again this was a remix) I took a seat at the bar with bros.... and who comes up and to me and says "Nice Carlton" (I was screaming "do the carlton") and I just asked "Hey, do you still have the pants?!" And he just rolled his eyes smiled and flipped me off. I told him "Next time you wave, use all your fingers" and I patted him on the shoulder and watched from a far... Very nice guy... good looking too He tagged something that night, dunno if I'd brag.

    I had these neon bracelets that come with shots entwined so I started wraping them around the front of my belt till I had a long ass line hanging down the front of my pants. Heh I was getting pulled around by different people it was fun. But like it broke, so I threw it up in the air and it like landed next to Muscles McBuzzkill and he had to let me know that he was not a happy camper. But otherwise nothing big... Just... Vanilla Ice... hahah what a card.

    There. Informed....



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    Oh and as proof, the only thing I could find announcing he's coming is from the Club's website:

    This weeks Downtown block party Thursday night at 7 pm takes place on the 1200 block of State Street in front of the Cell Block. Robert Van Winkle performs. You might know him better as “Vanilla Ice”. I guess Milli Vanilli was busy. The event is FREE. Food and beverages will be available for sale.
    No airplay or commercials or anything.

    Ok... so I did get free drinks.
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    lol this is soooooooo funny how sad for vanellia ice 1992 is over and has been for quite some time i quess he did not get the memo lol wow thats some shit. oh how i miss being a teen in the 90's lol
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    oh and i read this post when i woke this am and now i can't get that song out of my head ice ice baby lol lol

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    LOL, You know you're a washed-up artist when you have to give a concert in a small town for free. I never thought much of Vanilla Ice's talent-I did used to think he was kinda cute though. I went and saw Poison in the summer of 2002 and they were originally selling tickets for $20, but they sold so poorly that they lowered the price to $10! There were a ton of empty seats too. At the time, they were promoting their new album Hollyweird, which sucked IMO. I just think it's funny that they were selling tickets for only $10 and the concert was nowhere near being sold out. Back in their '80's heyday they could've sold the tickets for at least $40 or $50 and it definitely would've been a sold-out show.

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    does vanilla still have those little side cuts in hair? just wonderin...

    ice ice baby....

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    Nope!

    But I had a KILLER headache this morning.

    My neck my back lick my AHHHHHHH just like that.
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    I remember when Vanilla Ice came out, and was trying to come off as being streetwise and tough. I hated the song instantly, and still refuse to play it.

    My fantasy was to have him deposited on the 63rd St El platform in Chicago at 3:30 AM, and I could watch him being streetwise and tough, while somehow avoiding being maimed or killed myself. I'm afraid of very few people or places, but that's one of them.

    Someone in the DJ scene told me Vanilla Ice was not only cool in real life, but was actually comingf out with some good stuff recently. I'm still skeptical, but life is full of surprises.
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