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    *RANT:
    I am so tired of guys coming into my club and saying "I forgot my wallet."
    WTF you fuckers...the truth is alot easier because I already know youre lying.
    I hate it when guys lie about dumb shit like this. It makes me soooo mad. END RANT*
    What is a smart ass line I can say back to that one?
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    Paige, I fucking love you. Have I said that lately?
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    Im speaking of the modeling studio one. They come into the lobby and I pitch them. I swear I wanna choke the next guy who tells me they forgot their wallet.
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    "That's okay as long as your brought your money."

    You also might discourage such behavior by being very covered up, but still looking good, like an evening gown or something. No one get's a free peek and then the guys will have to buy a basic show just to see a little skin.

    I've never worked in a modeling studio before, so I don't know how the sales drill goes in that enviroment.


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    Tell them they might as well go back and get it. I hate when guys tell me they have no money. I seriously look them straight in the eye and ask them what they're doing there. Then I tell them they need to head for the hills before the girl on stage finds out what I just did.
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    Paris thats a good one. Im gonna use that next time I work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lildreamer316
    Paige, I fucking love you. Have I said that lately?
    Nah but I'd never stop ya from saying it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    *RANT:
    I am so tired of guys coming into my club and saying "I forgot my wallet."
    WTF you fuckers...the truth is alot easier because I already know youre lying.
    I hate it when guys lie about dumb shit like this. It makes me soooo mad. END RANT*
    What is a smart ass line I can say back to that one?
    My response to someone who I think is lying:
    "Let me pretend to believe you." Then walk away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kikiwiki
    My response to someone who I think is lying:
    "Let me pretend to believe you." Then walk away.
    Maybe he doesn't particularily like her style, figure, face, or whatever?

    Which is better?

    "Bitch, you are about as pretty as my dog's ass!" OR acting the fool and saying "Sorry, I left my wallet behind!"

    At least internally thank the guy for being pleasant about it.

    Forgot his wallet - you know it's bullshit - he knows it's bullshit - but at least no one has to be rude about it.

    Is one begging to be called a dog's ass?

    What the guy is doing is called "being civil and polite and trying to not hurt someone's feelings."

    All you want to do is be a fucking smart ass.

    Pity the woman who follows up after you - cuz the gloves will be off of his hands. Maybe that "asshole" you encounter is simply a guy who got a smart ass remark for attempting to save someone's feelings.

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    Hehe -

    The nasty girl in me would go funny that - I forgot how to be nice to people and walk off

    or

    OMG really that is ok, I only wanted your money - so your wallet is not good to me.... unless of course it is a females louis vuitton (something along those lines)

    I often say sh!t why you men come here... is it for the cheap drinks and cheap door entry and our great music (when in fact that pay $20 to get in and drinks start @ $8.00 and to be honest our club music is always tacky - like most strip clubs)

    Either of those shut them up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deogol

    Which is better?

    "Bitch, you are about as pretty as my dog's ass!" OR acting the fool and saying "Sorry, I left my wallet behind!"
    Well, since I know what TM looks like, if any guy were actually insane enough to say that, I'd have to break his white cane and shoot his dog.

    Look, I understand your point, but if the guy doesn't have enough class to spend a little money (it doesn't hurt, honestly) he should come up with much better lines. Sometimes stupid can just be infuriating.
    Last edited by All Good Things; 07-16-2006 at 10:35 PM.

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    ^ Agreed, I was gonna say this earlier but my browser froze...

    They should at least say something like, "I'm looking for ______". Or something that shows she isn't their type. Don't just come up with a stupid lie. And, if they ARE gonna lie... Make it funny and creative, please.
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    Hahah! Paige! You should use that one .. Cover You'r boob and walk away! =p Haha!

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    When I heard this one it was actually after the guy had gotten a few dances. It took a few minutes, but he paid me. It was pretty clear that he as looking to get off on my discomfort of the idea of not getting paid.

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    When guys say stupid things like that all I do is say "Ok, bah, bye!!! Don't need you then!" and walk away. They're not worth my time or energy! Any man that comes into my club and trys to be a cheap ass WILL NOT get much attention from anyone because we all figure it out really quick and they're left just sitting there alone with a scowl on their face!

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    Sometimes we really have no money !!! ... after blowing away $500 bucks a few hrs earlier .....

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    Yea, I understand people run out of money. Finish drink and go home. Yet, there is no sense in coming to "check it out" with no intention of buying. Id rather have somone tell me Im not their type then give me some CS line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    Yea, I understand people run out of money. Finish drink and go home.
    Boy, I hope this is not a prevalent attitude. After I spend a few hundred bucks I may feel like going home, but I also may not. I may want to just hang around and enjoy the atmosphere. If it slows down, the dancers that I spent time with may well stop by to chat without any agenda other than to talk. And while some dancers may feel they are wasting time to learn that I have already spent what I am going to spend that night, frankly, that is part of the job. I am sure there are plenty of deadbeats who have no intention of spending, but there also are good customers who have no intention of spending any more. The better approach would be to accept that in a professional way and work to be the dancer they spend money on next time.

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    Did I say I wouldnt sit and chat for a song or 2? No I didnt ..so please dont post ASSuming that I wouldnt want to leave them with a positive impression of me.

    When I wrote this thread it was mainly me expressing my frusteration towards my smaller club where we dont serve drinks or have a stage. So the only thing customers can do is walk in and have a girl greet them to explain what the club is about. They then have a choice to take me or the other girl there.
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    TM, you should hang up a sign that says "If we're not your type, please don't say you forgot your wallet". HAHAHAHA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech
    Sometimes we really have no money !!! ... after blowing away $500 bucks a few hrs earlier .....
    OK bye bye then - thank you very much! Come when you have more money!

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    Who would walk into a modeling studio and make a lame excuse like "I don't have any money?" A better one would be "Oh, I thought this was a store." or "Oh, I thought this was a bar." Everyone's feelings are saved and the guy doesn't look like a complete idiot.

    We understand nieviety in this business. We've all seen the elderly couple who walked into the strip club thinking it was a casino or dinner theater. Or the drunk girl who was dragged into the strip club, not knowing that was where she was, and upon noticing the nude dancer on stage screaming "Oh My GOD! This is a STRIP CLUB!!"
    Last edited by Paris; 07-19-2006 at 08:55 AM.


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