Last night I got another chance to play my favorite game, and last night it went exceptionally well. This is the best time that the "dumb blonde" routine has really worked for me. It was early, the club was dead, and I was sitting between two guys...
They kept insisting they were there for some FUN, since it was their last night in the States before going to Iraq. So I go into my lapdance hustle. They kept interrupting and telling me they wanted FUN. Like, you know. FUN. Leaning in and whispering. "You live around here, right? Where can we go for some FUN?" I kept telling them they could have all kinds of fun right here in the club, but they weren't having it. Finally they start admitting they're looking for some ACTION. So I act like I think they're still talking about lapdances. They just get more and more frustrated, so finally they admit they want to "get fucked." They start asking where they could get fucked. I told them there are all kinds of bars around Los Angeles full of girls just dying for a hookup, and they should try any of those bars.
They just keep getting madder and more frustrated, and finally one of them goes, "Look, this club is dead. You're not gonna make any money here tonight. Why don't you come fuck us?" I laughed and said, "I just MET you boys! Why not hit up some girls who aren't at work?" The one guy shows me a bunch of hundreds and goes, "I've got money. We just want to fuck a hot girl." So I get The Face of Dawning Realization and exclaim, "Ohhhhh! You want a prostitute! Umm... well, I think there are some on Santa Monica..."
By now these guys are so frustrated and pissed off their faces are turning red. One snaps, "I don't want no damn diseases! I'm not looking for no prostitute!"
So I look all doe-eyed and confused and go, "I don't understand. You want to pay for sex, but you don't want a prostitute? Isn't anyone who has sex for money a prostitute? How's that gonna work?"
And the angrier dude stands up and goes, "Come on, man, let's go somewhere else, this place sucks." And they leave. Heh heh heh. At least I had some fun!


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thats priceless!

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