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    Should I get fake drinks or not?

    I've been making a reasonable amount of money since I've stopped drinking. It's more short dances such as 3 for $100 or several back to back $60 dances and less of the champagne rooms.

    Just wondering if the custies mind sober girls or should I get fake drinks on slower nights to give the impression that I'm buzzed too. Would it be better for the champagne room hustle?

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    Default Re: Should I get fake drinks or not?

    Do what I do. Order chocolate milk with extra whipped creame. Then play with the whipped creame. Betcha their dick's too hard to care if you're drunk after that.


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    Default Re: Should I get fake drinks or not?

    I don't drink at all and I don't think it effects my earnings. Most guys aren't bothered by it.

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    Default Re: Should I get fake drinks or not?

    Doesn't matter to me if the girl is drinking water or whatever else. To me drunk isn't appealing though so judging from what I've read I don't really think I'm the norm.

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    Default Re: Should I get fake drinks or not?

    What do you mean by fake? In CA and Vegas (I know of these two for sure) it is illegal to sell a beverage with the assumption that it has alcohol in it if it doesn't. Make sure you are careful about "fake" drinks. An "alcoholic beverage" has to have alcohol in it. The catch is, how much? Have your bartender make yours with the tiniest splash, that's the only way to get away with a "fake" drink.

    I think when it comes to what customers prefer as far as drunk or sober dancers it depends on the customer, in my experience, the ones that want a drunk stripper are the ones that just want extra or want to try and scam you or take advantage of you.

    I never drank alcohol at work but I drank things like juice mixtures in the tall sex on the beach glasses so what do you think everyone always thought I was drinking? I always asked the waitress for "my usual". When they'd ask what I was drinking I'd say "Um, I forget what it's called" followed by a really ditzy giggle.

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    I don't think it matters, unless they resent paying a lot for the virgin drinks. If they want a partier, be fun and wild and sober. If they don't - well, then there shouldn't be a problem.
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    Default Re: Should I get fake drinks or not?

    I wouldn't recommend working drunk! Heck, they don't even do that at beer factories!

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    I always had the girly-iest drinks, to prove I was "drinking" but not get too plowed to forget the $$$ objective. (Midori Sour is a good girly drink.)

    & It's always great to say, "Gosh, why buy me a drink? When you can spend that on a dance..& I can blow your....(tongue flick) mind...."

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    Default Re: Should I get fake drinks or not?

    ^^^^

    Oh god! That's hilarious.

    If a customer finds out he bought you an overpriced fake drink, he's going to be mad and it will reflect poorly on you. Be honest. Get a soda or water. Or get Midori Sour and nurse it for 2-3 hours.

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    Default Re: Should I get fake drinks or not?

    Had a shot of tequila tonight to get over my toothache and it totally distracted me from hustling. I only made $250 today. Tommorow, it's strictly advil for toothache no drinks

    Maybe I should nurse a juice drink for several hours.

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    Default Re: Should I get fake drinks or not?

    I always have j20 juice or water.. I would rather they saved their money buying me overpriced bottles of juice n get a dance!!...

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    Default Re: Should I get fake drinks or not?

    Most guys are happy to buy any kind of drink (I like soda water or tomato juice most of the time). I make it a little cuter by asking for "diet water" sometimes. Most of the time the guy laughs and/or is stunned that I don't want to get trashed at work.

    A few guys (the big drinkers or partiers) will act like you're the biggest nerd in junior high if you don't order something flammable. For those ones, I'll say "Okaaay, maybe just a little drink.. for you," or something cheesey. Then I select from my arsenal of dinky drinks:

    Midori driver (OJ)
    Midori soda
    Sloe Screw (sloe gin + OJ)
    Kahlua and coffee
    Creme de cocoa and coffee
    Coconut rum driver

    You can also ask the bartender (before your shift starts) to make your drinks a little weak from now on, and slip him/her a tip. A good bartender will remember.

    If you really don't want an alcoholic drink, but the customer can't figure out why, just direct his attention to your shoes. He will immediately understand.

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    Default Re: Should I get fake drinks or not?

    why dont you tell the bar girl/waitresses at the begining of the night what you want, then next time you order they will remember your face and just say the usual - they should remember what it is and get it for you... if a customer asks what are you having, just say that you have drunken too much and that you want to slow down and have a water - trust me they appreciate the honesty, thank them when you get the drink too... If you dont want to do that, mix pinapple juice and champagne or orange juice and champaigne and ask for 1/2 and 1/2 :-) still looks good and classy, but they do not know you are only drinking a half alcoholic drink :-P
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    Default Re: Should I get fake drinks or not?

    If I like you I don't care what you are drinking. But if a dancer is drunk, I won't be interested.

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    Default Re: Should I get fake drinks or not?

    I've had one or two ask to taste my drinks to see if there really was alcohol in it . It had more to do with paying full price for an alcoholic drink than trying to get me drunk though.

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