Here's a story to share that happend to me at wotk today....mind you this actually happend at my REGULAR job!! So I work part time at the Hallmark Gifts store in our mall, and this guy comes in looking for a symapthy card. He is short, stocky, dress pants and dress shirt with suspenders and a tie. He is older than me, probably around 40yrs old. Kinda gross looking though. Anyway...here's how the conversation went:
Him: I need a symapathy card to break up with my fucking slut girlfriend.
Me: Oh...(awkward pause)...okay here is the "Between You an Me" cards. I am sure there is one to help you out.
Him: Can you help me pick one?
Me: Sure, how's this one....(he reads card I chose, likes it)
Him: That fucking slut, you know what she did? She fucking cheated on me with other guy. Can you believe that? She let me screw her in the ass to prove she loved me, yet she goes and does this!! So the next time I fucked her, my dick starts to burn before I even finish. Now I got some kind of infection . It burns when I take a piss, and this morning I had some kind of ooze seeping out.![]()
(At this point I take a step back and suggest he see a doctor)
Him: I haven't been to the Doc, cause I'm embarrassed of it...ya know having a bleeding, oozing cock and all. What a fucking slut!
I ring up his purchase, and still listening to him rant on about his crusty pecker. I had no idea what to say to him. why he felt compelled to share these details with me, I don't know. So he leaves the store just to return about an hour later. This time changes his shirt right there infront of me and the other girl I was working with and a few other customers!!!
Him: Hey can I get you something to drink?
Me:No thanks, I have water here.( I am trying to be polite...damn customer service crap, last thing I want is a "Roofie" Smoothie!)
Him: Hey, uh, when you done here?
Me: Why?
Him: I was wondering if you wanted to get something to eat. Maybe grab some ice cream?
Me: No thanks. I really don't have an appetite anymore.![]()
Can you belive that crap!!! What kind of guy openly discusses his personal health issue like that then tries to get a date at the end of it all!!!! WEIRDO!!!!If this took place in the club, I would have had him thrown out, but the retail world isn't so accomodating! Yikes, the last thing I'd want is to be anywhere near him after hearing about the snotty end of his fuck stick! Even if he were to come into the club, this is one guy I would avoid just on his look alone! I had to share the creepy custy story!



(At this point I take a step back and suggest he see a doctor)
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