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    Speaking of butt moves... I knew a girl in cali that could clap with her butt cheeks. Our DJ would make it a thing and turn off all the music, announce her unique talent and there she'd go, you could hear it through the club, smack, smack, smack... real quick to, just like clapping. I always thought it was weird but never tacky for some reason. I guess 'cause she was a cool chick and the customers really did dig it. LOL!

    Can anyone do that?

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    Doing ass tricks to songs that dont go well with it! Augh! Or if you dont do them to the damned beat!

    Boob bounging... flexing the muscles? Ew...

    Ass smacking should be done during a good old fashioned spanking, not on stage. Anyone who wants their ass smacked, line up next to me.

    Adjusting your thong on stage. There are ways to be real sly about it... but a lot of girls just start tugging away! Man, I dont wanna watch a girl pick her wedgie! Or a frontal wedgie! Egads!

    Itching your boobs is NOT sexy.

    Itching your ass isnt either.

    Using your vagina muscles to make your thong twitch is GROSS.

    Making jack off motions on the pole is old, over done, and tacky.

    Eating chicken wings on stage is not sexy either! Jeez....

    PUT YOUR SHOES BACK ON!

    Taking half of the song to adjust your stockings... should be a clue by four to NOT wear those stockings without garters or a garter belt.

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    Dancing facing the mirror for the entire stage set. This is especially true at the club I go to because the mirror isn't at the back of the stage, it's off to the side in an odd alcove sort of way.
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    Proud lip syncher here too!

    Tackiest moves IMO:
    Smacking gum- you look like a cow, use a mint
    Walking the floor, smoke, food or drink in hand- just not lady like
    Taking shoes off- people are eating and your going to flop your nasty, sweaty foot in their face
    Staring at yourself in the mirror- aren't you supposed to be engaging the men

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    eww taking shoes ... just no need for it.. the 7inch heels come with the job lol

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    Lip synching can be done both in a classy and tacky way. If a dancer is really focused on the song and her body while softly mouthing the words to a song, it can look incredibly sexy. On the other hand, if she's lip synching like she's really the singer, then it's tacky.

    IMO - shoe clapping any more than ONCE during a song is tacky - and only softly to accentuate the dance.

    Dry humping the pole or anything is a little tacky.

    Butt cheek popping only works for some gals for certain songs. And it can't be more than twice in a song. Frankly, it does nothing for me, but I appreciate how much time dancers put into learning this.

    Bouncing my head between her breasts - tacky.

    Tackiest LD move? The most prevalent tacky move here in AZ is getting on all fours in front of the custy and rocking back and forth, ramming her ass into the chair - like some weird doggie style porn movie.

    The absolute tackiest LD move? Doing a headstand with her hands on my knees and then grabbing my head between between her legs and
    shaking/squeezing my head. WTF? - Why doesn't she save it for her circus try out?


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    OK ok, YES I lip synch... it helps me keep better time with the song, focus more, and it actually helps me move in ways that SUIT the song...


    Heh... but hey here's one.... yanno clubs with stage runways that have a raised section lining them? Where customers put drinks and tips? How about girls who do splits along the runway flor then SLAM their asses against those raised sections... OVER AND OVER.... like they wanna break the mirrors on them. Cause I know NOTHING screams sexy like broken glass in a girls ass RIGHT in front of your cocktail.

    (I tried to google search for an image of the sort of runway style I mean but alas....)
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    Yea I saw paige lip synch... but it was hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    Yea I saw paige lip synch... but it was hot.

    You know everything I do is hot
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    About the shoes thing.. A friend of mine had soooo many regulars at her club and made an insane amount of money.. She's an actress type and has this incredible charisma, so since she made the club so much money, she was allowed to do whatever she wanted, so she walked around in little white socks, and never ever wore shoes. She'd been dancing for like 3 years and was such a personality that no one cared how many rules she broke... And no one would ever dare call her tacky! :-D

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    Aaaah! I lip-synch all the time. But the guys really like it...I make it look like I'm singing just to them, or when they tip me, I lean in and sing the lyrics quietly and seductively in their ear.

    I get more tips when I lip synch. Maybe it's my club, or the way I do it? It's just part of me getting into the song, and it's the fact that I get so into dancing and the music that people like my stage shows! lol

    And I'll only smack my ass when I ask them which "part" of me they like best...shake by boobs then smack my ass once. It gets a grin and a couple bucks.

    I think not smiling at all is tacky...girls who scowl scowl scowl at everybody like they're going to knife you. lol
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    I think Paige said it already, -boob flexing. Never ever ever sexy.

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    I think it just depends on the club you go to. I saw a girl dancing on small pole stage in columbus with no shoes on , and I was like, wtf is that girl doing? Learn how to dance in your shoes! I mean, you can't go tap dance barefoot or do ballet barefoot....these are the required shoes. Get a lower heel if you have that big of a problem.


    ^ I think I'ventioned this before (maybe in this thread?), but it's total hot stuff for the guys up here if a girl takes her shoes off. Like, they go berzerker.

    I don't do it, it hurts my feet because I do lots of spins and stuff, but the men just love it. If you look at Vancouver's SCL entires, the guys are like 'oooh...so and so takes her shoes off". I think it's nuts, but just saying, it's not always seen as low-class.

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    I really dislike lip synching on stage. I'm sre the ladies here would do it right and make it sexy, but the girls I see doing it make it look really lame and amateur-esque.

    That said...I do the heel slamming . Hehe. Only to accentuate a move, though! I'm trying to break the habit, as I cracked my last platforms.

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    I saw a girl sit a on small rail post and bounce her ass on it like she was having sex with it.

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    I actually kind of like having my face slapped by breasts. As long as they let me take my glasses off first. Then they know I'm Superman, of course, but that's okay.

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    I think it just depends on the club you go to. I saw a girl dancing on small pole stage in columbus with no shoes on , and I was like, wtf is that girl doing? Learn how to dance in your shoes! I mean, you can't go tap dance barefoot or do ballet barefoot....these are the required shoes. Get a lower heel if you have that big of a problem.

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    i have to admit, i am guilty of taking my shoes off LAST SONG ONLY!!! I do a pole trick which requires me to have no shoes on, i save it till the end when im naked and if you keep your toes pointed it can actually look quite sexy. a lot of men love feet. However,
    smacking your ass is plain silly.
    girls dancing to music no one understands, forigen music with lots of singing.
    COUNTRY MUSIC....
    "poppin tha booty" should only be done by black girls in music vids.. sorry
    girls shouting on stage to other dancers, saying hi or having any convo is dumb. wait till you get off stage girl.
    fake eyelashes that half fall off while dancing on stage.
    flexing.
    attempting pole tricks that you cant do
    being outright loud and screaming... why are strippers so loud they always yell at you like your a mile away!
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    I hate it when girls come up to me while im on stage and try to have a convo! Or even when Im sitting with a customer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by avacheetahs
    I think Paige said it already, -boob flexing. Never ever ever sexy.

    I dont particularly find it sexy either, but I am guilty of it from time to time. Although..I only do it to individual tippers...not just randomly on stage while I'm dancing. For some bizzare reason...guys tend to be mesmerized by it and tip me a lot more!! Whatever....I wont pretend to understand what some guys like..lol! But if it makes me bank..ok then!
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    Occasional lip syncher here! I don't pretend to be the singer, but I'm kind of funny/sexy/sassy with it.

    I used to work with this one girl who would hang onto the pole and just walk around and around and around and around....and then walk to the other pole and do it again. It was like she wanted to do a pole trick or spin but didn't know how. Her leg would even raise up a bit at times like she was going to, but she never did. It really annoyed me.

    I never liked the 'no shoes' thing. Some girls do it, but customers have commented to me that they find it disgusting, mostly because there is dirt on some stages and definitely on the floor. I'm sure the job would be much easier without shoes, but they are pretty much part of the uniform. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Or just invest in some chunkier heels. They may not be as sexy as stilettos, but at least your feet won't be BLACK by the end of your shift. EW.

    Other dancer peeves:

    ~Song stealers. You know who you are.
    ~Those who don't dispose of their chewing gum in the garbage. I can't tell you how many times I've had to scrape nasty chewed gum off my shoes.
    ~Constantly looking in the mirror like you are bored while on stage (customers also complain about this one).
    ~Girls who don't flush the toilet, leave garbage all over the dressing room, or leave their empty drink glasses on the stall floor or next to the sink. Did your mother pick up after you your whole life? Well, chances are, she doesn't work at the strip club with you and she ain't picking up after you here.
    ~Please stop trying to engage me in your life story right before I have to go on stage just because I ask you how your night is going! I'm here to work, and I don't want to hear about how your baby's daddy is fucking your best friend and your electricity is about to get shut off and your cat has fleas. I honestly.don't.care. And I'm not your therapist. Sorry.
    ~Also, please don't sit in the dressing room all night and complain that you're not making money. I don't feel sorry for you.
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    And I never understood why dancers did the leg squeezing thing where they put their legs on the customers shoulders and squeeze the custy's head with their thighs or calves. I see it happen at least once or twice a night at the stage and I've seen guys get really uncomfortable. Does this really make you more money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex
    And I never understood why dancers did the leg squeezing thing where they put their legs on the customers shoulders and squeeze the custy's head with their thighs or calves. I see it happen at least once or twice a night at the stage and I've seen guys get really uncomfortable. Does this really make you more money?
    My club has this going on all the time. The guys actually really like it.... Maybe its just my place....
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    Ha! I am guilty of this^^^. I don't actually squeeze his head or neck, but I undulate a little through the torso. Usually I use this on someone who's tipping well at the rail, and try to drop a few hints about getting a dance later. Sometimes I start off by sort of rubbing their shoulders a little with my calves, joking, "Oh, just thought you looked like you could use a shoulder massage.' They usually laugh a bit, it's a nice icebreaker. Then, if they seem into it, I might lower my ass into their lap ever-so-briefly, while whispering "Here's a little sneak preview for you" into their ear. They very often do get a dance when I get off stage. I know it sounds odd, but I think I manage to pull it off gracefully - I've seen others that squeeze the customers' heads or jostle them too vigorously . . .

    I also lip-synch. A little. Like a line or tho here and there, just for emphasis, or in a playful way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex
    ~"Dirty hooker foot" - a phrase coined by my friend, Sin. It's when you have your legs spread and point your feet outward like you're getting fucked. Point your toes, and aim your legs straight out or slightly inward.
    That is too funny. I have always hated that maneuver.
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    "Dirty Hooker Foot" - I like that.

    What would be a good term to describe unkempt toes on fellow co-workers? I've been guilty of doing the stripper pedicure in emergencys (you know just painting 4 toes right before you go out on the floor) There ought to be a formal term for repeat offenders- or worse the ones that don't wear any nail polish.

    Also, and this has probably been covered before- when the toes hang off the end of the shoe "The Claw?" hate. it.

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