I believe it was described as Flintstone-esque, wasn't it?
I believe it was described as Flintstone-esque, wasn't it?
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
-girls who walk like dudes. please, put your shoulders back, dont drag or stomp your feet, and dont charge around. the bar is still gonna be there when you get out of the dressing room, you dont have to run.
-girls who look disinterested and arrogent on stage look so trashy. smile or somthing! you will look like a reanimated corpse if your body is doing all this stuff and your face is expressionless.
The only time I do this is if the guy keeps tryin g to put his face directly in my crotch, I'll hold him with my knees. If he manages to get through my defences then I use this position to my advantage, link my feet behind his head, and twist my whole body untill I'm chokeing him. At that point I start yelling at him for being a jerk and if he ever tries that again I'll send him to the hospital. Most of the time this gets his friends laughing at him and humiliates him. After that he'll be nice or he'll leave. Either way I don't care.Originally Posted by AlexxaHex
On the boob-flexing:
If done right it can be really neat, and I've tipped girls extra who can do it (mostly because I can't hehe) but I don't find it sexy in any way, it's just a neat trick.
i do boob flexing but only to bring some comedy to a table full of quiet uniterested guys. and i onyl do it qwith my top on...and never on stage. ick.
my vote for tacky is stage humping, and nipple licking. i also agree with no shoes bing gross...
Saw a dancer work the pole in socks. Thought that was tacky... but I don't think I cared for longer than 4 minutes.
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Oooh, yeah, the nipple-licking! Ugh. I've never ever ever found this sexy. I mean, all it does is distort your boob! Why in the world would you want to call attention to just how FAR you can stretch your tit out? I mean, if this were a very different culture in which the pendulousness of breasts was considered a standard of beauty, then sure! Lick away!
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
I actually find the no-shoe thing to be a bit sexy... I guess cos the girl is then totally nude. But it's against the rules at my club and I've only seen it twice.
We also do ass tricks- as in moves, not blow a dollar up in the air tricks. I like doing and watching them, and the guys don't seem to mind, either. One of our girls does almost nothing but ass moves, it's cool to watch her dance. But to each their own.
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