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    Inspired by Paige's "Happiness Is" thread.. Topic suggested by Doc.. Heh

    "Crappiness Is..."

    *Making a nice fresh pot of coffee.. Going to the fridge to get the creamer, and finding that you have no more!

    *Heartburn.

    *Swollen legs... and CANKLES!

    *A gabillion channels and nothing to watch.

    *Bugs.

    *Veet.

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    diarrhea.

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    EXPLOSIVE diarrhea
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Letting your long hair air dry - resulting in massive very annoying dripping down your back.

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    [QUOTE=Rhiannon]

    *A gabillion channels and nothing to watch.

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    At 100 bucks a month.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    ^Fa sho..

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    having your mom tell you to get off the couch and get a job, stop wasting your life watching the price is right well maybe i like the price is right mom and besides, if you didn't suck down lucky strikes all day we might be able to afford a gallon of milk without me having to work and then she yells at me and starts to cry and slams the door and grandma tells me that mom wishes i hadn't been born and that my younger sister is her favorite and...

    sorry...having a moment there

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    Insomnia..........
    Check out my new eBay auctions.......

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    Crappiness is....
    -feeling fat
    -being uber lazy
    -looking at fitness magazines and wanting to starve yourself instead
    -being horny with no one around
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    Crappiness is:

    being in a room with loved ones and felling utterly, terribly, alone

    having pain that can not be shared even with those you love and trust

    knowing that once your brother-in-law is gone you'll once again be chief whipping boy

    writing a story and finding you understand the mysterious female character more than you do the male lead, and he is based on you.

    when your best laid plans go astray through no fault of your own

    going from heavy metal to country and western because your too lazy to edit your 4000+ play list

    wanting to start your second day of free weight exercise but finding you can't because you are so sore you can barely get out of bed and are walking like an old man

    knowing that it will be Korean movie night again from 6pm, your wife will stay up late with the brother-in law, and complain about it the next day, and the only thing you can do is listen.

    knowing that you can’t get what you want today
    Last edited by cherryripeboy; 07-19-2006 at 01:03 PM. Reason: b-i-l = brother in law
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
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    Default Re: Crappiness Is...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    *A gabillion channels and nothing to watch.
    Don't you wish that idiot installer had actually tried to climb the ladder and fallen off and killed himself. Then you wouldn't have this problem!

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    What is a b-i-l??

    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    brother-in-law, fixed the post
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
    A Blogging?

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    ...Not getting any sex for months on end, having a great screenplay in progress, getting hopelessly stuck on the screenplay except when in the car, and having to fly to fucking New York for sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    Crappiness is....
    -being horny with no one around
    Ain't that the truth! I haven't gotten any since February. I wish I was joking, but I'm not. Masturbating just isn't the same.

    Crappiness is...
    -"Friends" who talk shit behind your back.
    -Getting your period a couple days early and having no tampons on you
    -Those stupid fucking Head On commercials "Head On, Apply directly to the forehead, Head On, Apply directly to the forehead, Head On, Apply directly to the forehead." How annoying!
    -Our president
    -Gas prices
    -Breaking an acrylic fingernail off-damn, that hurts!

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    ......being broke & sick.

    Oh, and having to go through a decade of accrued possessions (moving out), & realizing several exciting years boil down to several Tupperware 18 gallon tubs of worn dancewear & thrift shop fashions.

    My Duran Duran Greatest Hits CD still plays, even though countless SC DJs abused it...Nice consolation, some Simon Le Bon Bon.
    ; P

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    the customer always being right even though she's obviously a bratty Paris Hilton whose hobbies including torturing and trying to bring about the job termination of her proletariets, er, waitstaff, and trying to establish a caste system.

    bosses who buy into that kind of crap and people who stick around to support their power trips

    having to take a dump but you're too tired so you go to bed and wake up constipated in the morning

    corrupted discs (this is why I use enclosed portable hard drives rather than DVDs to back up)

    having a gas-guzzling car that eats your paycheck yet you can't afford more efficient car

    being hit on by creepy anime fanboys whose dream is to find an Asian girlfriend who won't run screaming in terror from his body odor alone

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    Default Re: Crappiness Is...

    Traffic.

    Wal Mart losers looking for love.

    Bidding on something on ebay, getting in a bidding war and paying way too much for something that I could have bought in a retail store for half the price.

    My plants dying because I forgot to water them on a very hot day.

    My husband working 20 hour days.

    Every single intersection in my city always has beggars on the corners.

    Brazilian Wax.

    Making a big fancy dinner and listening to my 12 year old bitch about how awful it is, and couldn't we just go to get some pizza instead?

    Overdraft fees.

    Phone solicitors.

    Speeding tickets.

    Taxes that pay for a war I don't agree with, amongst lots of other government waste, while hard working citizen tax payers can't afford basic health care.

    House fees, stage fees, mandatory tipouts.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    Traffic.
    Bidding on something on ebay, getting in a bidding war and paying way too much for something that I could have bought in a retail store for half the price.

    Paris, if only you could have bid on my items, then again nothing I have right now is available outside of speciality shops.


    I'll add one

    crappieness, is having 10 watchers on a rare item and no bidders/winners. This is twice in one week, what are they doing? Being voyeurs?
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
    A Blogging?

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    Growing a second heater in your body in the middle of summer...worse yet, the middle of a heat wave.

    Looking forward to that one sweet thing that you keep in your cabinet because you have been craving it all day and when you finally get home and are all excited, you go to get it and find out that your SO ate it already and failed to say anything and now you have to go out in the middle of a heat wave because your hormonal cravings are THAT BAD.

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    ..... Earning less than $100 in one week for a few weeks straight! I'm a stripper damnit.. where is my thousands I'm supposed to be earning !!?? LOL!

    .... Anywhere cold esp. cold and windy!

    .... Having to stand around in something skimpy, be "happy, perky, bubble-y, vivacious" when you are freezing your tits off! Not to mention after having slept in a terrible terrible bed!!

    .... People not respecting the rules be it in a private (party, lap dance etc) or just generally once I have told them the rules.

    .... Death in any form and variety (death of a relationship to pets to people)

    I could go on and on however I much prefer the happiness is thread


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    - Not being able to sleep
    - missing your parents
    - not loving your husband the way you should

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    Painful kidney infection...followed immediately by a severe Strep infection. I can't even friggin' talk, nevermind eat.

    Considering everything else that's happened this summer (bad car wreck, protracted lawsuit, lost work/income, unexpected parental care issues, et al), this is my worst friggin' summer on record.

    Could be worse I suppose; I could be one of the 66 people killed in a car bombing in Baghdad today.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    Default Re: Crappiness Is...

    -Those stupid fucking Head On commercials "Head On, Apply directly to the forehead, Head On, Apply directly to the forehead, Head On, Apply directly to the forehead." How annoying!


    Those commericales do suck i thougt it was a mal function that they kept repeating maybe they are trying to give you a head ache to sell some lol.

    Crappiness is.....
    Missing your hubby when he is in iraq only to see him on web cam thats supposed to make you feel better but it just makes you miss him more.

    a crying baby at 430 am when you just got to sleep.

    a custy with alot of money that won't spend any he is trying to find a hooker.

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    Ugh.. That IS an annoying commercial. And no matter what volume you have your TV on, when that freaking thing comes on, it BLARES!

    Another commercial that bugs the living hell out of me---The Fruit Of The Loom guys.. "You can't overlove your underwear". STOP THE MADNESS.

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