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    Yet another Tale From The Blockbuster (dun dun dunnnnnn).

    Remember how we have the magazine rack? Yeah. So we always have US Weekly. I had THREE women pick it up this week and then proceed to tell me I look JUST like Britney Spears! Damn that #^@$! for dying her hair. Is it just an old wives tale that dying hair whilst pregnant is bad? Grrrr... I DONT LOOK LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS!


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    Paige, I'm going to find this weird ballbuster video you work at, and stack the magazine rack with FHM, Zoo, and anything my magazine wholesaler friend can find. They need their minds palyed with a bit.

    Magazine rack at a ballbuster video.... at least mine only sells the usual shit.
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    Considering how many women continue dying their hair while preggars, I assume that's an old wives tale. I can't imagine more women wouldn't lay off that if it were really a threat.

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    Some people are so dumb. I wore a wig to work one night, and the manager didn't recognize me. I think you are dealing with the same stupid crap. If you were a man they'd probably compare you to some movie star with the same haircut.

    I have a friend who get accused of looking like Will Farrell. He does not think it is a compliment, being as he is totally buff and muscular. But he does have hair kind of like Will, only less of it (he's going bald).


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    LOL! Paige, you look nothing like Britney...you're hotter. I know what you mean though. If you have the same hair color as a celeb, people will say that you look like them (especially if they're drunk.) I've been told I look like Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera, Marilyn Monroe and Jessica Simpson, and I look nothing like any of them, IMO. Not that I mind, but it's odd. All they have in common is blond hair.

    It used to be considered bad to color your hair while pregnant because it was thought that the chemicals in hair dye could harm the baby, but I think now it is considered safe. And I liked Britney better with her blond hair-I think black makes her look too washed out.

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    I didn't even know Britney had dyed her hair black. I can't imagine it would look good on her.

    And yeah, people react to hair color in a ridiculous way. I personally have been compared to Drew Barrymore, Alicia Silverstone, Heather Graham, Jessica Simpson, and basically every other blonde in Hollywood with a half-ounce of curve. I used to look like Heather Graham when I was 17, but I definitely don't look a damn thing like her now!

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    fuck 'em, tell them that britney actually came in last week, dug your hair, and now looks like YOU.

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    This is sick I was once told I looked like Penn Jillette because of how I used to wear my hair. I think that was about the time I cut the tail off.
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