Go to bed with itchy ass; wake up with stinky finger!!
He also say, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."
"Man Who Fish In Other Man's Well Get Crabs."
"Man who goes to bed with hand in pants, wake up with solution in hand."



Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.![]()




"Man who cooks beans and peas in the same pot is very unsanitary." (old Boy Scout humor)
"Man with 4 balls cannot walk."
Man with hand in pocket all day feel cocky.




Man with hand down someone elses pants, does not feel himself.Originally Posted by put a stop to collar pop!
Man who live in glass house get dressed very carefully.



Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.





My personal favorite:
"Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches."
Former SCJ now in rehab.
If man on bottom, he fucking up.
People are not ruled by their memories.
man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night
confusious say: gay indian...also brave sucker.
it is good for lady to meet guy in park...but better for man to park meat in lady.
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