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    Confuscious say....

    Go to bed with itchy ass; wake up with stinky finger!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    He also say, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."

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    "Man Who Fish In Other Man's Well Get Crabs."

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    "Man who goes to bed with hand in pants, wake up with solution in hand."

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    Confuscious say....

    Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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    "Man who cooks beans and peas in the same pot is very unsanitary." (old Boy Scout humor)

    "Man with 4 balls cannot walk."

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    Default Re: Confuscious say....

    Man with hand in pocket all day feel cocky.

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    Default Re: Confuscious say....

    LOL!! Keep em coming

    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by put a stop to collar pop!
    Man with hand in pocket all day feel cocky.
    Man with hand down someone elses pants, does not feel himself.

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    Man who live in glass house get dressed very carefully.

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    Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

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    My personal favorite:

    "Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches."
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    If man on bottom, he fucking up.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day

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    Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night

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    Default Re: Confuscious say....

    confusious say: gay indian...also brave sucker.
    it is good for lady to meet guy in park...but better for man to park meat in lady.

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