Ok so one night when I was working I had this guy come in who was loaded! He was a baseball player for the Pittsburg Pirates(we get a lot of baseball players who come in town and play the Diamond Backs). Well he bought a couple dances from me and then proceeded to ask me if I wanted to go home with him. I looked at him like "You've got to be kidding me". He then said "I have 700 bucks that says my bed has your name on it." Well I decided to play it off and looked at him in shock and said "Shit, for 700 I'll f*ck you!"(haha bear with me) So I was like "Ok only if you give me half of it now so I know you're not full of shit" So he was like "OK", and handed me $350! I took the money, turned around and started walking away, but when I was like 3 steps away, I turned around and said "Buddy, you just got F*CKED!"Serves him right for treating me like a god damn hooker. And he went on to pitch a fit to the bouncers and shit, but I'm good friends with them, so when then guy was complaining "This girl took my money, blah blah blah" Paul(my bouncer) was all "Did you put the money in her hand?" And the guy was like "Yeah but...." Paul cut him off and said "Sorry dude, you got hustled big time!" and he started laughing at the guy HAHA! Well the custy left in a huff, but who cares!! It was a good night
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Serves him right for treating me like a god damn hooker. And he went on to pitch a fit to the bouncers and shit, but I'm good friends with them, so when then guy was complaining "This girl took my money, blah blah blah" Paul(my bouncer) was all "Did you put the money in her hand?" And the guy was like "Yeah but...." Paul cut him off and said "Sorry dude, you got hustled big time!" and he started laughing at the guy HAHA! Well the custy left in a huff, but who cares!! It was a good night
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. Tell him something like you got a better offer after he left, but since you already had his money, you turned down the customer that offered you $1200!! Then try and get the $850 that you "lost" by him giving you bad directions!!

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